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December 12, 2025 – GH Weekdays, New Evidence Has a Ripple Effect, Soap Suds, This Week In Reality, Weekend Watching, After Party, Top Performers, Around the World, Comparable Tails, Less Than 12 Quotes & Ay-Ay-Ay

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What I Watched Today

(Weekday bites, Friday’s whole GH enchilada & media minutiae)

General Hospital

🥢 Weekday Bites…                                                                           

Monday: 

A shirtless Chase wandered into the Nook and kissed Brook. She said he didn’t smell like roast turkey anymore.

Lucas came home to Windymere and Marco had a romantic evening set up.

Rocco told Charlotte that Dante wouldn’t let him see Gio anymore. He Wouldn’t have come back if not for keeping his dad from arresting Gio. It meant so much to see the dogs free, but his dad couldn’t get that. He knew her dad had done some… Charlotte said she never felt about her dad the way Rocco was feeling toward Dante and would give just about anything to speak with him. Lulu listened in.

Nathan told Dante that a high-profile prisoner had escaped from a private jet. He’d managed to get free and jumped with a parachute.

On the phone, Brennan said he wanted 24-hour surveillance on the daughter. They needed to find that SOB immediately. Josslyn asked what was going on, and he said, Valentin Cassadine escaped.

Carly heard something and turned around raising a fireplace poker, but Valentin grabbed her arm. He said she didn’t want to do that. He’d told her they’d be in touch. He wasn’t sitting idly by and watching her have all the fun. He’d told her that they were taking Jack Brennan down together.  

Marco said he wanted his and Lucas’s first Thanksgiving to be special. He’d get Lucas a drink, then rub his shoulders. He came with a full complement of services. Pascal came in and asked if he could get them anything. A late-night snack perhaps?

Chase said if Brook found the smell of roast turkey sexy, he’d put a sprig of rosemary behind each ear and baste himself every night. She said she found his heart sexy. He’d made dinner, but they’d given it away. At this point, she liked the tradition of pizza on Thanksgiving, but he was so excited to make dinner, she’d figured the curse would crush his dreams. He said he’d wanted to make them happy, and she said he always did. They kissed, when his phone rang. Nathan said he was sorry, but he needed Chase to come in. They had to track down an escaped prisoner. Dante had said Chase knew them and they’d need his expertise. Chase asked who the prisoner was, and Nathan said, Valentin Cassadine.  

Rocco said he shouldn’t complain about his father when Charlotte couldn’t see hers, but she said, that might be changing. He was supposed to be transferred to the states and she couldn’t wait. Lulu’s phone rang, and Dante asked if she was home with Charlotte. Don’t let her leave the house. Valentin was in the process of being transported from Europe to the states and parachuted out of the plane. He landed somewhere in the area, and he bet Valentin was going to try and find Charlotte. Lulu ran outside and told Rocco and Charlotte to get in the house now. Charlotte asked what was going on.

Josslyn asked how Valentin escaped from Steinmauer, and Jack said he’d been in the process of transferring to the states, under his orders. The PCPD was coordinating a manhunt with the WSB. Valentin was strategic, dangerous, and brilliant. He was heading to Port Charles, and they needed everybody with a badge and a gun looking. Josslyn said eyes needed to be on Jack too. Valentin tried to kill him before and that meant her mom was in danger too.

Carly said Valentin showing up at her house wasn’t part of the plan, and he said, the best laid plans need room to improvise. She asked how he escaped, and he said she’d fed the idea to Brennan to transport him, and he exploited it by jumping out of the jet. He knew the flight plan crossed over Port Charles, and when they got close, he made his move. Carly said tell her that he didn’t kill anyone, and he said he incapacitated a guard and the pilot. He took control of the aircraft and engaged the autopilot, then jumped. He had help from the other guard, but needed to make it look like an attack. She said he was going to get caught, and he said that’s why he came there. It was the last place they’d look.

Lucas wondered if Pascal was always around. He said he didn’t need a snack, but Marco said he was sure there were leftovers from dinner. Did Lucas eat? Lucas said, actually no, and Marco asked Pascal to make a couple of sandwiches. Pascal said, of course (🍷), and Lucas asked for a little stuffing and a spot of cranberry. Pascal left, and Lucas and Marco clinked glasses.

Dante told Nathan to make sure Charlotte was okay. It wasn’t a question of if, but when Valentin would show up, and he had to stay at the station. Valentin could be lethal, so be careful. If he put up a fight, things could go sideways fast. Nathan left.

Lulu locked the door and said Valentin had jumped out of the jet when it was flying over Port Charles. Charlotte asked if he’d been hurt, and Lulu said she didn’t know, but assumed he landed safely. The authorities thought he’d come straight for her. She couldn’t lock Charlotte in her room and didn’t want to. She had to promise not to sneak off with him.

Dante asked Chase to head up one of search parties and told Officer Matthews that he had to bring someone in. Don’t take no for an answer.

Josslyn said her mom almost died from polonium poisoning, and Jack said it had been intended for him. Josslyn said Valentin knew he and her mother were in a relationship. Who was to say Valentin wouldn’t go after her mother to get to him? He said he was sure Charlotte was Valentin’s number one priority, but they’d get someone to watch Carly. Josslyn said she didn’t trust anyone, and Jack said he’d needed critical information about Faison and Sidwell’s final project. Josslyn said Valentin was possibly trying to kill him, yet the priority was the op, and he said the op was always the priority. Now he had to go to the PCPD, crawling, hat in hand. They left the office together.

Carly told Valentin, don’t get blood on the couch, and he said he knew how to remove blood stains. He needed a burner phone and clean clothes, and he could go for a hot meal. She said she wasn’t making him a snack. He needed to patch himself up and get the hell out. He said he needed a place to hide out, but she said he was an international spy. He said they were partners, but she said they weren’t. She wasn’t going down for treason. She wouldn’t tell anyone he was there, but he needed to get the hell out immediately.

Brook turned on the light in the nook to find Ned eating in the dark. She asked what he was doing.

Lucas told Marco about his day and said his sister stopped by to visit. In her own Carly-like way, she apologized without actually apologizing. She wanted him to say it was okay that she didn’t support them as a couple, but he wouldn’t. Marco said he was sorry to cause problems, but Lucas said he wasn’t the problem. Carly was the problem. She thought Marco wasn’t who he said he was and was going to disappoint him. She was judging him based on his father, but what his father did or didn’t do had nothing to do with them. They heard a knock at the front door.

Pascal opened the door to Chase, who wanted to speak to Sidwell, but Pascal said he was out at the moment. Lucas and Marco came down, and Lucas asked what Chased was doing there. Chase said they were searching for an escaped convict.

Charlotte said Lulu couldn’t make her choose between her and her dad, but Lulu said her father was a fugitive. She’d seen how dangerous it could be to be with him. Charlotte said he’d kept her safe, but Lulu said Valentin knew she was better off there. Charlotte needed to promise to stay with her. Charlotte asked if Lulu wanted her to say what she wanted to hear or be honest, and Lulu said she needed Charlotte to be honest. Charlotte said, in that case, sorry, but if her father showed up, she couldn’t promise to stay.

At the station, Dante asked if Alexis had heard from Valentin, and she asked if he wasn’t locked up. Brennan joined them and said the WSB, and the PCPD were working together to bring Valentin in, and Alexis asked what Valentin had done now.

Valentin said he was disappointed. When he was in Steinmauer, Carly had been just as committed to take Jack down. Carly said she was very committed, and Valentin said her daughter was under Jack’s thumb. She needed him because he understood the WSB, and he needed her for her connection to Jack. He also needed a safe place to hide. Was she comfortable with Jack having her daughter’s life in her hands? She said, of course (🍷) not, but she had a younger daughter. Donna was with her father tonight, but it was too risky for Valentin to be there. Josslyn came in the front door and called to Carly.

Brook said Olivia forbade Ned to eat any pizza, and Ned said he was only allowed steamed vegetables. He asked her to keep this between them, but Brook said she didn’t want Olivia mad at her, and he’d just had a heart attack. He said, what was a Quartermaine Thanksgiving without pizza? Let him have one little piece. She said, one piece, but don’t make it a habit, and he said he was committed to eating responsibly… for the most part. She said he’d scared them, and he said he scared himself. He thought it was the end and all he wanted was just one more moment to tell his family that he loved them. He loved her. She said she loved him too.  

Lucas asked why Chase was looking for Valentin at Windymere, and Chase said Valentin used to live there. It made sense he’d hide out there. Marco said, being a lawyer, he had to ask about a search warrant, and Chase said they could get one, but because Valentin was a dangerous criminal, time was a factor. He hoped they’d cooperate. Lucas said they hadn’t seen Valentin, but it was possible he’d snuck in, and Chase asked if they didn’t mind them having a quick look at the house and grounds. Marco said, of course (🍷). They were happy to cooperate. Chase promised to be as quick as they could, and Marco suggested he and Lucas go to bed. Pascal could answer any questions. Pascal said, of course (🍷).

Lulu said she knew Charlotte loved her father, but she needed… Someone banged at the door, and Lulu stood in front of the kids. Nathan said Dante sent him, and Lulu let him in. He asked if everything was all right, and she said, so far. Charlotte said she’d seen the news, and Nathan said they had an APB out on Valentin. Lulu asked how he managed to escape, and Nathan said they’d know more after questioning the pilot and guards. He was there to protect them and didn’t want anyone to get hurt, but in order to be safe, they had to be honest and trust each other. Lulu said, no problem, Rocco agreed, and Charlotte nodded. Nathan said he needed Charlotte to do something for him and had the feeling she wasn’t going to like it.

Alexis said she had no idea Valentin planned to escape, and Jack asked if there was no indication in his letters. She said she assumed he read them and knew they were innocuous, and he said they could be coded messages. She wondered if he thought, how is Charlotte? was code for, I’m jumping out of a plane, and Dante asked what they were writing about. She said, mostly Charlotte. She updated Valentin on Port Charles and told him Monica had passed. She told him that Britt and Nathan were back from the dead, since he’d been married to Nina. Jack said they did seem innocuous… too much so, and Alexis said she had no idea what had been going on. If she did, she’d tell them. So unless they were charging her with something other than bad penmanship, she was going home. Jack said he wanted a team to stake out her house, but Dante said they were doing that already. Alexis said, excuse me?  

Carly asked if Josslyn forgot something, but Josslyn said Trina and Kai were back together, so she thought she’d give them some privacy. Was it okay if she spent the night? Carly said she loved spending time with Josslyn, and Josslyn said, even when she made it awkward between her mom and Jack? Carly said Jack thought it was him, and Josslyn said she knew the tension had to do with her. Carly said she wasn’t happy about Jack forcing Vaughn to lie to Josslyn, but she’d move past it. It was a civil, but awkward situation. Josslyn said she still had reservations about Jack and saw the first aid kit behind a couch pillow. She asked what it was doing there.

Marco massaged Lucas’s shoulders, and it was the perfect end to the night, without Mrs. Danvers. Marco said he took it that Lucas wasn’t a fan of Pascal, and Lucas wondered if Pascal didn’t like him or was just being European. Marco said Pascal was like that with everyone, and Lucas asked how Marco was so calm, knowing the police were roaming around. Marco said he knew there was nothing to find. It wasn’t like Valentin was hiding in the laundry room. Lucas asked if he shouldn’t warn his dad, but Marco said he wasn’t worried. His father had nothing to hide. Lucas said when he first saw police, he thought they were there for Sidwell and his sister would be proven right, and Marco asked if he was having second thoughts, but Lucas said, no. He trusted Marco with his whole heart. They kissed.

Ned was substituting chamomile tea for a nightcap, but Brook took it out of his hand, saying the tea could interact with his medications. He said he was watching all the fun in his life wither away and die. Chamomile tea was rock bottom. She said Chase had been called into work, and he said, it must be an important case. She said, Valentin Cassadine was being transported and escaped. They thought he was on his way to Port Charles. Ned said, and Charlotte. Lulu must be frantic. Brook said Valentin could be terrifying. When she’d passed off Bailey Lou as his, he was so protective, and when he found out she wasn’t his, he was livid. (Hmm… I don’t remember it that way, but okay.) Ned said she was only trying to keep Bailey Lou from Peter and get ELQ back for the family, and she said she hurt Ned in the process. She let him think he had a grandchild. It was the part she regretted the most. He said it was in the past. And it turned out she did make him a grandfather after all. His grandson had been a big part of saving his life. Gio was a special young man.

Charlotte asked what Nathan needed her to do, and he said give him her phone. She said, no way, but Lulu said, give the phone to Nathan. Charlotte said it didn’t matter why or if he had the right to ask? and Lulu said, please give him the phone. Charlotte said, fine. Her father wouldn’t contact her that way. She gave the phone to Nathan, who said, sorry. He had to take every precaution. Charlotte said she needed air and wanted to go outside, and Lulu said, absolutely not, but Nathan said they had units out front and in back. The WSB also had eyes on the house. Charlotte should be fine on the porch. Lulu told Charlotte to stay where she could see her, and Charlotte and Rocco went outside. Lulu said, once again, she was in a no-win position with her daughter, who worshipped her father. It was going to look like she was keeping Charlotte from him. Nathan said Charlotte knew Lulu loved her, and Lulu said she never should have let Brennan talk her into an initial meeting. The real reason Valentin wanted to see Charlotte was to use her to go free. He was selfish and arrogant, and now he was going to get her daughter killed.

Alexis said they had no legitimate reason to suspect her, but Jack said he thought she might be hiding something. She said she and her cousin had a decent relationship, but she didn’t help him to escape, and Jack said she was trustee of the Cassadine estate. If Valentin needed cash, he’d come to her for funds. She said, not if he was smart, and Valentin was smart, and he said it was worth looking at the records. Dante said, not necessarily. He knows Alexis didn’t help Valentin, but he may reach out to her. Anna was out of town, so she was the only person he’d go to for help.  

Carly told Josslyn that she and Donna were playing doctor. She had two broken arms and a temperature of 124. It was a miracle she survived. Josslyn asked why it was behind a pillow, and Carly said it was her sister’s idea of how to put things away. What was she saying about Jack? Josslyn said she didn’t want her reservations to get between her and Carly. She loved Carly and would support her no matter what. Carly said she felt the same way. They may not always agree, but Josslyn was her daughter, and she’d love her always. She was there for her. They hugged, and Josslyn said, on her way there, she got an alert that Valentin escaped and could be in the area. Carly said she thought he was in Switzerland, and Josslyn said she didn’t know what happened, but Carly needed to make sure the alarms were on. Carly asked why Valentin would come there, and Josslyn said she was dating Jack. It was better to be safe. Josslyn went upstairs.

Lucas woke up, but Marco wasn’t beside him. He sat up.

Marco asked if they were finally gone, and Pascal said, yes. They found no trace of Valentin. Marco asked if they saw anything concerning his father’s covert acts, but Pascal said they’d been extra vigilant and discreet. That’s why he permitted the search. Marco said there would have been a lot of questions if they’d refused to let them in and thanked Pascal for handling it so quickly. It was important that Lucas never find out what his father was up to and the extent of his own involvement. If Lucas found out the truth, he’d lose him for good.

Ned said it was nice having Gio there for Thanksgiving, and Brook said she felt like it was progress. He said, all it took was for him to have a heart attack. The things he did to bring his loved ones together. She told him, don’t joke, and they hugged. He said, don’t worry. He wasn’t going anywhere.

Alexis said they could post officers, fly a helicopter and drones, but they were wasting her time, their time, and taxpayer money. Dante said if Valentin did reach out, don’t hesitate to contact them, and she said, of course (🍷). Jack said, do not aid and abet Valentin. It could prove to be a fatal mistake.

Nathan told Lulu that Charlotte would be fine. She had a lot of people looking out for her, including him.

Lulu made an I love you sign with her hand, and Rocco asked if she saw her dad out there. She said, he could be watching. If he was, she wanted him to know she loved him.

Valentin made the same sign on Carly’s balcony, and Carly walked out. She gave him the key to the shed, and he said, but it’s freezing. She said he wasn’t staying in the house, but he said he was good at being invisible. She said, be invisible in the shed. It was her best offer. Take it or leave it. He took it.

Tuesday:  

Britt woke up and Jason said, good morning. She asked, what’s so good about it?

At Alexis’s house, she thanked Marco for taking some cases so she could concentrate on Willow’s trial. Suzanne came in bearing coffee, and asked if Alexis would mind if she sat in on the trial prep. If it got tense, she could act as a buffer with Drew. Alexis said, absolutely, when Drew came in with Willow. He said it wasn’t going to work. What about this being a private meeting did Alexis not understand?

Lulu brought Nathan coffee, and he asked if she slept. She said, not even a little, but she was glad he was there. Dante came by and she asked if he had any leads on where Valentin was, but Charlotte said they wouldn’t find Valentin unless he wanted them to.

Carly asked what Valentin was doing in the house, and he said he was freezing. She said there were blankets in the shed, but he said they were tarps. He didn’t escape Steinmauer to freeze in plastic. She said he’d have to find another place to hide, since Donna was coming home, and he said there was something he needed her to do for him.

Turner asked how Maxie was, and Mac said she was a fighter. It was a great facility, and he hoped to see progress. He asked how her Thanksgiving was, and she said, uneventful. She was working. She asked for his take on Sonny Corinthos, and he asked her to be specific. She asked if he could have killed Henry Dalton to protect his grandson, and Mac said, absolutely.

Sonny thanked Laura for coming over, and she said she was so sorry. She never should have called him when she found Dalton’s body in her trunk. He said he was glad she did and he was happy to help, but she said she’d given Sidwell everything he need to destroy them both.

Britt said her head hurt and asked Jason if she’d head butted a wall. He said, not quite, and gave her a glass of water (or Alka-Seltzer or something). She asked what he was doing there, and he asked what she remembered. She said, not much. It was all a blur, but she knew she’d never ask him to spend the night. Did he drug her? He said, really? and she said it was a valid question. She felt horrible. He said she drank a lot, and she said she was having a great time with Cody. He said, until she wasn’t, and she said, when he showed up.

Alexis said the reason she was holding this meeting was because of Drew’s ridiculous paranoia about Diane, and Drew said, Diane was Michael and Sonny’s lawyer, and she could feed them information. Willow suggested they get started, but Drew said they weren’t saying anything in front of Marco. Marco needed to leave now.

Dante said there had been no sightings, but thought Valentin would reach out. Charlotte asked, how? Detective West took her phone. He had no way to reach her. Charlotte went out on the porch, and Lulu followed her. Dante was about to join them, but Nathan said let him go.Charlotte might listen to somebody not as close to the situation. He went outside, and Charlotte said they were convinced her father was going to show up, but there was nobody better at staying off the radar. Nathan said he thought her father loved her too much to contact her.

Valentin said he needed to get a message to Anna, but Carly said he couldn’t. Anna was out on assignment. He wondered if Jack sent her to get her out of the way, but Carly said Jack seemed genuinely surprised. He said there was something else she needed to do for him. He held up a key and asked if she had any blue ribbon.

Mac asked if Turner had reason to believe Dalton was dead, and she said, technically, he was considered missing. Mac said he had plenty of incentive to run, and she said it was increasingly likely that he’d lied about Rocco trashing the lab. Dalton was facing destruction of property and obstruction of justice charges. He hadn’t used his credit cards or contacted family or friends for days. It was like he’d dropped off the face of the earth. Mac said, and she wondered if Sonny killed him, and she said, yes. He said it was certainly possible. Despite his charm and philanthropy, Sonny Corinthos was a criminal and a killer.

Laura told Sonny that she wanted to be upfront. She’d told Doc everything, but he wouldn’t go to the police. Sonny said Doc would protect her with his life. The most important thing was for them to be on the same page. How exactly did Sidwell threaten her? She said Sidwell had photos of them looking at Dalton’s body in her trunk. Sidwell planned the whole thing – her flat, and someone with a telephoto lens taking pictures. Sidwell said she was the target and having Sonny there was just a bonus. Sonny asked if Sidwell mentioned Jason or any photos of him, but she said, no. She thought the photographer followed her. Sonny said Sidwell had the gun that killed Dalton and it had Laura’s DNA all over it, and she said that wasn’t possible. Sidwell had planned it perfectly. She’d have to do what Sidwell told her, which meant she had to be his mayor and follow his orders. Sonny asked if Sidwell had wanted her to do anything specific, and she said, not yet, but she knew it was going to be something she didn’t want to do. She was the one who got Sonny into this. If she went down, he did, but what should she do if Sidwell asked her to do something she really couldn’t live with?

Marco told Drew that he represented the firm’s clients, including his father. He was sure his father wouldn’t be happy if his interests were being ignored. Drew said, fine. Willow was the most important thing, and he wouldn’t rest until she was cleared. Marco said Drew was lucky to have Alexis. He was heading out to a meeting anyway. Alexis walked him out, and Drew said Suzanne could show herself out. Suzanne said she could make herself scarce, but she knew it was helpful with rehearsing if there was a stand-in for the jury. Willow said she liked the idea, and Drew said whatever she wanted. Alexis suggested they get started.

Valentin told Carly that his and Charlotte’s system ran on separate key signals. A red ribbon meant, get ready, I’m coming for you. Blue meant, I’m safe, but stay put. Bring this to her. Carly said the PCPD was watching. Charlotte would know he was there and want to come. He said, don’t give it to her. Leave it somewhere for her to find. She’ll be looking for it. Carly said, what if she didn’t find it? but he said she would. He told her that he’d get in contact with her. Carly asked if he was trustworthy, and he said, when it came to his daughter, always.

Lulu told Dante that she was trying hard to deal with things as they came, but she didn’t think she could take much more. She was scared for Charlotte and Rocco’s trial coming up. He said it was increasingly looking like Dalton didn’t just skip town. They were investigating his background and known associates. She said, he didn’t think Sonny… and he said he hated to admit it, but didn’t think Sonny would hesitate to kill someone to protect his grandson.

Sonny told Laura that Sidwell was forcing him to sell his piers. He knew from the beginning Sidwell would have jobs for him, one more illegal and dangerous than the last. Laura said it was a nightmare. There had to be a way to get out from under him. Sonny said he had some ideas, but needed time. Could she stomach doing what Sidwell wanted until he figured out how to handle the bastard?

Molly told Turner that she wasn’t sure how to proceed with Rocco’s case. Dalton was missing. Was Turner willing to drop the charges and go back to the original plea deal? Turner said she had no desire to prosecute Rocco for a crime he didn’t commit, but she couldn’t let Sonny get away with murdering Henry Dalton.

Britt said Jason showed up and ruined her night. What else happened? Jason said she drank too much, and he helped her back to her room, and she said she’d learned her lesson and would make sure to eat before she went bar hopping. She had to use the shower which was down the hall. Jason said he gave her the medication.

Lulu walked Dante out, when Carly arrived. She said she wanted to check in and see how Lulu was doing, and Lulu said they were under house arrest. Dante said once they found Charlotte’s father, things would settle down, and Nathan left with Dante. Carly asked how Lulu really was, and Lulu said she wanted to kill Valentin herself. 

Laura told Sonny that Sidwell would want her to enact Measure C. How would she justify it to the people? Her grandchildren looked up to her. Dante was acting Police Commissioner. What if Sidwell asked her to squash an investigation? How could she look Dante in the eye and lie? Sonny said Sidwell was too smart to push too much too fast. It would give him time to make a plan. She said it seemed Sidwell had all the cards, but Sonny said, remember how they met? Frank Smith was hot on her and Luke’s trail and they teamed up. The three of them took him down. They found a way out against all odds, and they’d do it again.

Turner said she didn’t hear Molly making an argument that Sonny was innocent, and Molly said she hoped Sonny didn’t kill Dalton, but there was no way to know. Turner said they couldn’t prove it, and Molly said she thought Turner and Sonny had been getting along better, and Turner said because Sonny was flirting with her? She assured Molly that she wasn’t falling for any of it. She was pretending like his act was working and he had her wrapped around his little finger. Then she’d get the goods on him and send him to prison.

Emma told Mac that she had great news. She’d heard back from her grandma.

Jason said Britt was too drunk, so he gave her the injection. She talked him through it. Two milliliters, right? She said, yeah, and he said her alarm went off. She should check it. She said, now that she was awake and sober adjacent, he’d want an explanation. He’d want to know what the medication was and who she got it from.

Alexis said Turner would call Drew to be a witness for the prosecution, but she could cross-examine. Take her through the night he was shot. Start with when he arrived at home. He said he was at GH to see Willow and drove himself home. It was raining. She asked if he saw anyone outside, and he said, no. She asked what he did first, and he said took off his jacket and made a drink. There was something in the safe he needed to get. Alexis said, what? and he said, Willow’s engagement ring. He got it and went back into the living room and put the ring on the mantel. All he was thinking about was how excited he was to marry Willow. He heard the shot. There was no pain at first, just the sound. Next thing he knew, he was on the ground, when the pain came. She asked if he saw the shooter, but he said he was shot in the back. She asked, how many times? and he said, twice. The second shot was after he was already down. He assumed the shooter fled after that. After the second shot, he had nothing. She asked if that was the last thing he remembered, and he said, yes… Wait… No. There was something else.

Mac said he was glad Anna called and asked Emma if she said where she was or when she was coming home. Emma said she didn’t actually talk to her. It was a voicemail. He said when you were on assignment you called when you could. What did she say? Emma said, happy Thanksgiving and that she loved her. She did say she probably wouldn’t call again, and she’d be back as soon as she could.

Nathan told Dante that he didn’t think Valentin wanted to put Charlotte in danger. If it was him and James, he’d stay away. Dante said that’s because he was a stand-up guy. Valentin was selfish and wanted Charlotte with him.

There was a knock at the door and Lulu said, this day just gets better. She opened the door to Jack, who said he needed to speak to Lulu privately. Carly left, and he said he needed to speak to Charlotte, but Lulu said, absolutely not. Outside, Carly dropped her glove and placed the key in front of the porch as she picked it up.

Jason said he did have questions about Britt’s medication, but was willing to wait until she was ready. She didn’t drink for no reason. Something happened that scared her, and he hoped someday she could tell him. He hoped she realized the reason she could was because he was on her side. He could promise her that. Britt said maybe he was right, but she couldn’t remember. So please leave. She needed to take a shower. He left and she closed the door and said he didn’t mention how she dared him to kiss her.

Drew said, sorry. He thought he had something, but didn’t. When Alexis asked if that was the last thing he remembered, something in him wanted to say no, but if there was, he didn’t remember. Alexis said it was his job to find the memory, and he said he knew Michael shot him and he’d tell the jury, but she said, no. The surest way to discredit his testimony was not sticking to the facts. He said she’d ask if he thought Willow was the kind of person to shoot someone in cold blood. He’d say, no, but Michael Corinthos was. Alexis said the prosecution wouldn’t let him finish the name, but he said, the damage would be done. Once the jury heard it, there was no way Turner would un-ring that bell.  

Lulu said Valentin played Jack from the start, getting a transfer so he could escape. Saying he wanted to see Charlotte was part of the plan. Jack said Valentin loved Charlotte, but Lulu said she was the only one thinking of Charlotte. She wasn’t letting Jack use her. He said Charlotte wasn’t truly safe while Valentin was free. Charlotte probably knew the places he liked to hide. She said he could figure that out for himself. He wasn’t seeing Charlotte. Charlotte came downstairs and said it was okay. She’d talk to him.

Britt flashed back to Jason bringing her back to her room, falling, and him giving her a shot. She said next time she drank, she really had to black out.

Alexis told Drew that he needed to listen. No tricks. Just stick to the facts. Theories were out. He said everyone in the room knew Michael shot him, and she said it wasn’t her job to convince the jury that Michael did it. It was her job to convinced them that Willow didn’t. Their strongest case was to get the police to admit they rushed to judgement and focused on the wrong suspect. He hired her for her expertise as a defense attorney. He should want to listen to her.

Mac told Emma that he knew Maxie was fighting to come back. He hoped she woke up when the kids were there. Emma said she missed Maxie more than she could say. She would pull out her phone to text her, then remember. He said he wasn’t sure he was doing any good going to Boston. Maybe he should stop splitting his focus. Did Georgie and James ever say he wasn’t there for them?

Molly said she was relieved that Turner saw Sonny for who she was and admitted she’d been wondering. Turner asked if people in the office were talking, and Molly said not that she heard. Sonny was her uncle, and she’d seen him charm many people. Turner said she was walking a fine line, encouraging Sonny without compromising her authority, but she had confidence she could do it. Molly said she believed in Turner, but many people had tried to take Sonny down and failed. Turner said, that’s because they came at him directly. She was making him think she was on his side… until she wasn’t.

Jason went to Sonny’s and Sonny said making arrangements to sell the piers would fall on him. Jason said he’d handle Sidwell’s demands and stay as clean as he could. They needed to let Sidwell think he’d won and could rely on them. Once he did, Sidwell would expose more of his organization to them. Laura said she knew how to use her position as mayor. Sidwell was going to tell them why he came to Port Charles in the first place and what he was after.

Willow said Alexis was an amazing attorney. Let her do her job. Drew said he saw her point. If Alexis was sure she could convince a jury of Willow’s innocence without mentioning Michael, he wouldn’t do it. Alexis thanked him and suggested they go over who was going to be on the stand. Willow asked if they shouldn’t rehearse her testimony, and Alexis said Willow wasn’t testifying, but Willow said she had to.

Marco knocked at Britt’s door, and she said she wasn’t sure why he was there, but it wasn’t a good time. He said it wouldn’t take long and handed her an envelope. He said it was the address to Dalton’s new lab and a key fob that would grant her access. Their work would continue despite the setback. Britt said Sidwell executed a man in front of her, and he said she was in charge of the new lab. Sidwell wanted her back to work as soon as possible – 9 am tomorrow. She said she had to work at GH, but he said, no, she didn’t. She asked if he was spying on her now, but he said, more like monitoring. And after her behavior at the Five Poppies, he wasn’t surprised. Britt told him not to push it. They needed her. He said he was aware that she brought a certain value to the project, but no one was irreplaceable. Just ask Henry Dalton. His father’s patience was wearing thin. Don’t be more trouble than she was worth.

Sonny said Sidwell was arrogant enough to believe he had Laura completely under his control. Lean into that. Laura said, let him walk all over her? and he said, until he was confident enough in her to lower his guard. Sidwell would start yapping, then they could figure out what he was after and where he was vulnerable. Laura said then she’d get the information they needed to bring Sidwell down together.

Jack asked if Valentin had a way to contact Charlotte, but Charlotte said the cops took her phone. Jack said there had to be another way. If Charlotte didn’t help, he had no way to guarantee her father’s safety. Lulu asked to speak to Jack alone and asked Charlotte to go to her room, but Charlotte said she’d be on the porch. She left, and Lulu said how dare he threaten her daughter and make her think his screw up was her fault? He said, the longer the manhunt went on, the more Charlotte could be used for bait.

On the porch, Charlotte saw the key with the blue ribbon and picked it up.

Emma said she knew her grandma would tell Mac to do what was best for his family. Don’t second guess himself.  

Dante told Nathan that Anna could come back anytime now, and Nathan said it would be easier to find Valentin if she was there. Dante said, unless she helped him escape.

Carly said she left the key, and Valentin asked how Charlotte was doing. She said they were watching Charlotte like a hawk, but she’d be happy to hear from him. He said he didn’t think that was a good idea, and she agreed. He said he found a better hiding spot inside, but she said he wasn’t staying. He said, without him, she couldn’t bring Brennan down and Josslyn wouldn’t be free of his influence or the WSB, and she said he could stay in the attic. It was the best she had. How long would he be skulking around her house? He said, until Anna came back.

Anna meditated in a not-bad-for-being-a-captive room. She rose and looked around. She walked up to a two-way mirror and yelled, what do you want from me?  

Wednesday:

Michael asked for Kristina’s help in explaining to Wiley why his mommy married Drew.

Willow told Alexis that the jury needed to hear her side in her own voice, that she didn’t shoot the man she loved.

At the station, Turner said they were a week from the trial, and they were bringing in a brand-new suspect? and Dante said there was new information they couldn’t ignore. The bartender at the Brown Dog remembered Curtis arriving later than he claimed. Nathan said, maybe late enough to shoot Drew, and Dante said it was a real possibility that Curtis Ashford shot Drew Cain.

Nina walked into Curtis’s office and said it couldn’t wait. It was about Portia and the baby.

In her office, Portia told Isaiah that she had to tell Curtis about them.

At Windymere, Pascal served Lucy a drink, but Brook and Felicia said they were good. Lucy said Pascal was a delight. Very français and very accommodating. Sidwell joined them and said it was lovely to see Felicia, but he’d had the impression the meeting was exclusively for Deception shareholders. Felicia said she was there to make sure her daughter was represented, and Sidwell said he had no objection. Brook said they hoped Deception would be thriving by the time Maxie woke up and was out of the hole it had been in since her illness, and Sidwell said that hole was the reason why he’d called them. He’d come up with a guaranteed way to reinvigorate Deception.

Anna said it had been long enough. Answer her. What did they want from her? She tried the door, then picked up a notebook. She looked folded the corner of a page so that the writing said, Faison. You will get out.

Anna looked at another page where she’d written Britt Westbourne and Nathan West, and flashed back to telling Dante that Jack needed information because Faison’s two children had resurfaced. She wrote, both surface, and flashed back to saying, if anyone could fake their own death and lull them into a false sense of security, thinking for one moment they were safe, it was Cesar Faison.

Michael asked Kristina to be there to soften the blow, and she said she was always there for the kids, and him. Was he doing okay? He said, not exactly, but he was hoping it didn’t show. She said it probably didn’t to everyone else except her, and he asked how not to show it to Wiley.

Willow admitted she’d had a meltdown during the custody hearing because she’d been blindsided by the ruling, but she wasn’t the same weak person. She wouldn’t let the ADA get to her and would make the jury believe her. Alexis said it could help if her testimony was perfect… and Willow said if she didn’t beat the charges, she’d lose her children forever. Alexis said by her past performance in their trial runs, the risk outweighed the benefits, but Willow said she’d been practicing. Suzanne suggested Willow rehearse before an impartial jury – her.  

Isaiah said it was up to Portia, but why now? and Portia said there was a good chance she might be compelled to tell Curtis in a court of law. She had a motive to shoot Drew that no one knew about and someone she’d trusted tipped off the defense. He asked if she thought she was going to be arrested, and she said there had been nothing yet, but if they asked about her whereabouts… He said she’d have to tell them that she was with him, and she flashed back to that. She said she was so sorry, and he said he understood, but didn’t get where Curtis came in. She said Curtis had taken extraordinary steps to protect her. It was the reason they weren’t divorced yet. She couldn’t let Curtis put himself on the line when she was sitting on information that could exonerate him. She owed him that much. Isaiah said she didn’t.

Nina told Curtis that Alexis needed to argue that the PCPD rushed to charge Willow when they had other suspects they should have investigated. She told someone who knew Alexis that Portia might have a motive, and that person told Alexis. When Portia found out, she wasn’t happy. Curtis said, a friend sold her out and stabbed them both in the back.

Brook said Sidwell was going to sell them the zincite at cost? and Sidwell said, and any other minerals they used. It would be significantly less in price. Lucy said she’d crunched the numbers, and it was true, and Brook said, they’d discussed it already? Lucy said, just tidbits. It would cut production costs significantly. If they wanted Deception to get back in the black, this was the way to do it. Brook said Sidwell would be taking a huge hit without the proceeds, but he said they’d be delivered to Piers 55 and 56, so there would be no cost to him. Brook said she doubted Sonny was going to throw him a freebie, but Sidwell said he bought the piers.

Michael said he wanted Wiley to enjoy Thanksgiving, and Kristina said she hoped he enjoyed it too. Michael flashed back to watching Willow marry Drew through the window, and said, it had its ups and downs. That was another reason he hadn’t told Wiley yet. He didn’t know how to explain what Willow did without Wiley seeing that he was furious.

Drew said Suzanne was Alexis’s assistant and incentivized to back her up, but Suzanne said Alexis had made it clear that telling her what she wanted to hear wasn’t part of her job description. Alexis wanted her to be objective about everything, from the clients to the coffee she gave them. Alexis said, when it came to juries, Suzanne was a bloodhound. She’d sat in on numerous trials, was crucial to jury selection, and had insight into how testimonies would land. Suzanne said, it was another chance to practice, and Willow suggested they do it. Don’t go easy on her. Alexis said Turner wouldn’t, so she couldn’t.

Isaiah said he didn’t get the timing. Had Portia been called as a witness? Portia said, not yet, and Isaiah said if the police hadn’t found out, she might just be provoking Curtis. She said, and damaging his career potential, and he said he’d definitely be looked at as unprofessional. He might be asked to leave the hospital, or not, but either way, it would dog him. If it was between her telling the cops who she was with or going down for something she didn’t do, tell the truth. He’d handle the consequences.

Nina asked Curtis to understand that her daughter was going on trial for something she didn’t do. She’d already screwed up, leading to Willow’s arrest. She had to try and fix it. She knew Drew was blackmailing Portia, and it gave her a motive the police didn’t know about. She couldn’t control what the person she told did with the information. Curtis said, the only reason she knew was because Portia trusted her, and she repaid that trust be stabbing Portia in the back. Nina said she didn’t mean to hurt Portia, but she had to protect her child, and he said, at the expense of another. In saving her child, she may have insured his child was born in prison.

Dante said there were inconsistencies in Curtis’s statement, and they were waiting for The Savoy security footage, and Turner asked when they expected it. There was a ding, and both Nathan and I said, right now. Nathan brought the footage up on his tablet, and Dante asked him to scroll to the time Curtis claimed he’d left the club. They watched and Dante asked Nathan to freeze it. Turner asked if that was who she thought it was, and Dante said, yeah, and it’s not good for Curtis Ashford.

Alexis asked where Willow was during the time of Drew’s shooting, and Willow said, at the hospital. She was working and got upsetting news, so she wanted to go for a walk, a drive. Alexis asked if she drove to the congressman’s house, but Willow said, no. Alexis asked where she went, and Willow said, nowhere in particular. She was just driving around. She needed time to think and be alone. Alexis said, why was she upset? and Willow said she’d learned Judge Haran died and that meant she’d have to wait longer to see her children. Alexis asked how losing her children made her feel, and Willow said, devastated. She loved them more than anything. Alexis asked if she blamed the congressman for losing her kids, and Willow said, of course (🍷) not. Alexis asked if the congressman had been advising her on matters regarding her children. Did he invite her to bring Michael Corinthos’s son Wiley to the inauguration? Willow said Wiley was her son too, and Alexis said, her adopted son. Willow said, yes, and Alexis said, Wiley wasn’t her biological child. Willow said she didn’t give birth to him, but he was still her son, and Alexis asked again if Drew invited her to bring Wiley. Willow said he did, and Alexis asked if she’d gotten her ex’s permission to bring his… her son across state lines. Willow said it was her decision, and Alexis said, when Michael was in the burn unit at GH, did Drew advise her to withhold his access to his family? and Willow said, yes. Alexis asked if she took his advice to keep Michael’s parents from him, and Willow said, at first… Alexis said, after Michael came back from Germany, she sued to get full custody… Drew said, enough. The jury would twist everything to make it seem like Willow shot him. Alexis said the prosecution wasn’t going to have to work too hard to do that.

Dante said Curtis had associated with Selina in the past, running her illegal card games at the club, and Turner said, so she was someone he could go to, to get the job done. Dante said Curtis was a stand-up guy… but Nathan said everyone had their breaking point. Turner told them, say Curtis brought in Selina Wu to arrange a hit, how did they get Edward Quartermaine’s revolver? Dante said Michael could have had Curtis over to talk business, and Nathan said, Portia was the Co-Chief of Staff and could have met with Monica. Turner said, why go to the trouble to get a gun from the Quartermaines’ and plant it in Willow’s things at Elizabeth’s house? and Dante said those were answers they didn’t have. Turner said they needed to tie Curtis to the shooting or clear him before the trial, and Dante said, or the defense would claim they glossed over evidence. Turner said the defense would ask to have the case dismissed and she’d be shocked if any judge didn’t grant it, and Dante asked how she wanted to play it.

Brook said Sonny sold Sidwell his piers? and Sidwell said it was pretty much done. Felicia said Sonny held onto the piers for decades and narrowly won the right to keep them when Measure C was defeated. Then he sold them to the man he was fighting with over control of them? Sidwell said he was hoping Measure C would pass, so he could buy them at a competitive rate, but since it failed, he had to up his offer substantially. Everyone had a price, even Sonny Corinthos.

Michael said it wasn’t about his relationship with Wiley, but about Willow’s with the kids, and Kristina said Willow loved the kids. He said she thought she did, and Kristina asked what the plan was after he told them. He said he didn’t know, but didn’t want the kids to be in the same room, let alone the same house as Drew, and Drew couldn’t wait for them all to be under the same roof. Hopefully, a judge would think that disqualified Willow as a mother.

Alexis said Willow and Drew were recently married. It was their second attempt to tie the knot. What happened the first time? Willow said she didn’t go through with it, and Alexis asked, why? Willow said she learned Drew had been untruthful about certain things, such as an affair with her mother, and Alexis said, he was sleeping with her mother while he was courting her? How did that make her feel? Willow said she was upset, but after time, she calmed down and reconsidered. Alexis said, back to the night of the shooting. Where did she go after her drive? Willow said she went back to the hospital to finish her shift. That’s when she found out Drew was shot. She fainted. It was so horrible. How could anyone think she’d shoot her husband? She loved him. She needed him. Willow flashed back to telling Nina that she didn’t need to love Drew. She loved her kids and would do whatever she needed to get them back with her. Drew said it was perfect. There was no way a jury wouldn’t believe her. Alexis said except Willow couldn’t volunteer any of that.  

Nina told Curtis that as far as she knew, Alexis hadn’t said anything to the PCPD. Portia wasn’t being questioned, let alone charged. It might never happen… unless he thought Portia actually shot Drew. If so, he’d stood by and let her daughter take the fall. Curtis said Willow had as much reason as anyone to shoot Drew, in no small part thanks to Nina, and Nina said she knew Willow was innocent. It was a pity he couldn’t say the same thing about his wife. There was a knock at the door and Nathan came in. He asked Nina to go into hall, and he closed the door. He told Curtis that he was under arrest.

Talking to herself, Anna said, someone was hiding in the car. They used chloroform to put her out. She flashed back to waking up, and said, then she was blindfolded and drugged again. She woke up in transit – in a truck or a bus. Then they were on water… They were definitely on water. She wrote truck, ferry, near water, by boat, and wondered how long she was drugged. Where was she?

Felicia said Sidwell didn’t stand to gain anything, but he said he was a majority shareholder. Their success was his success. He did have one non-negotiable stipulation. All materials imported would be under his exclusive management. Brook asked if he expected them to slap Deception’s name on any import without supervision, and he said it would stop the price from spiraling. Brook said taking his word didn’t work for her and she didn’t think it would work for her grandmother.  

Kristina said, even though they were valid feelings, Michael couldn’t show his anger and resentment to the kids, and he asked how he explained that mommy married the man who destroyed their family. She said he didn’t. They both knew how painful it was being in the middle of their parents’ battleground and loved Wiley too much to put him there. Simply tell him the truth and when he asked when he could see his mother, tell Wiley that he didn’t know. The decision was up to the judge. Michael said he could do that, and Kristina said he couldn’t pass judgement on Willow and what she’d done, but he could be there for his son and reassure Wiley that he wasn’t going anywhere.

Drew said Willow’s testimony was honest and perfect, but Alexis said it looked and sounded like she was trying to manipulate the jury. They’d see through it. What did their impartial jury think? Suzanne said, guilty.

Nathan gave Curtis his rights as Nina listened outside the door. Portia arrived and asked what was going on. Nina pointed to the door, and Portia walked in. Curtis told her to call his lawyer and Nathan led him out.

Pascal offered the guests freshly made brioche, and Sidwell said, maybe later. He needed to explain the new arrangement. He was more than confident they’d take Deception to loftier heights than before Maxie’s tragic incapacitation. Felicia said, if only Maxie was there to offer her thoughts, but Sidwell said, what was important was preventing the company from going bankrupt and he could guarantee it. Lucy said Brook and her grandmother would be fine if Deception tanked. She had her real estate to fall back on. The one person who would suffer the most if Deception collapsed… Felicia said, Maxie, and Lucy said Deception was Maxie’s whole livelihood. They didn’t have to believe or trust Sidwell, but believe her when she said it was the only way to save Deception. Do this for Maxie.

Drew said, so much for an impartial jury, but Alexis said that’s what trial prep looked like. Suzanne said Willow came off as defensive. Sorry. She reacted sharply when a potential motive was brought up. Drew tried to interrupt, but Willow said, please. What else? Suzanne said Willow volunteered too much. She justified what she was saying. Like when Alexis asked where she went after her drive. She went on and on about how she found out Drew was shot. Willow said it was the truth, and Suzanne said, maybe, but she fainted? How could anyone think she’d do that; she loves him so much. It would look terrible to the jury, but what came through loud and clear was how much she loved her children. Willow said, good, but Suzanne said, unfortunately, it was her biggest liability. It was obvious she’d do anything for them. Willow said, of course (🍷), and Suzanne said, including trying to kill someone.

On the phone in Curtis’s office, Portia said Curtis needed them there as soon as possible.

Dante said Curtis was an ex-cop and would be sharp at not incriminating himself, when Nathan came in with Curtis. Turner asked Curtis to have a seat. There were serious gaps in his story about the night Congressman Cain was shot. He was going to need to fill them in.

Anna wrote in the notebook, and heard Pascal say in French, put the pencil down. Turn against the wall, hands on head. He came in behind her with a tray of brioche and said, bonsoir. He thanked her for being a model guest. He brought her something to make her stay a touch more enjoyable.

Brook said, for Maxie, and Sidwell said, fantastic. He’d get Marco to set it up. Lucy said she’d be in touch. She was staying there a little. Brook and Felicia left, and in the foyer, Brook said Lucy was right. They had no choice, but there was something about the arrangement that was… Felicia said, unsettling. As Georgie and James would say, sus. Brook said, all of the above. She didn’t like how close Lucy was with Sidwell. Felicia said, Lucy always had a weakness for powerful men with deep pockets, even though it hadn’t always worked out. Brook said, had it ever? and Felicia said, no, but knowing Lucy, she wouldn’t let it stop her. They left.  

Lucy told Sidwell that she was sorry. The others could have been more collegial. Sidwell said it never hurt to have diligent business partners, and she asked if it was really the absolutely best thing for them to do. He took her hands and said, of his many endeavors in work, Deception’s success was a vital part of them. Just as she was vital to him. They kissed.

Michael said Wiley’s sister was too young, but he thought Wiley should know that mommy married Uncle Drew. Wiley asked if she looked pretty, and Kristina said, Scout was there and said she looked beautiful. Wiley asked why they didn’t go, and Michael said they had to wait until the judge said it was okay to see mommy. Wiley asked if the judge would make him and Amelia live with Uncle Drew. He didn’t like it there and wanted to be with Michael. Michael said it was okay. Wiley and Amelia didn’t have to go. This was their home, and they never had to leave. They hugged.

Alexis said whether Willow chose to testify or not was entirely up to her, but she trusted Suzanne’s instincts and suggested Willow did too. Nina walked in, and Alexis asked if she didn’t know how to knock. Nina said no one had to testify. They were going to drop the charges against Willow.

Curtis told Turner that he had nothing else to say without his attorney present, and Turner said, fine, but she wanted to show him something first. She showed him a screenshot of Selina and said it was captured on the security camera before the shooting. He could wait for his attorney, but she needed to know what he and Selina were discussing.

Dante told Natan that Curtis had flown under the radar, but he wouldn’t be happy if Curtis ended up being the guy. Nathan said, if he was, it would let Willow and Michale off the hook, and Dante said they had to be 100% certain before they moved forward. Turner and Curtis came out, and Turner told Officed Matthews that she wanted Curtis booked for obstruction of justice and making a false statement.

In Portia’s office, she told Isaiah that all she knew was that Curtis was led out in handcuffs. Nina was there, but didn’t say what he was charged with. It had to be Drew and it was all her fault. Isaiah asked how that was possible, and she said she was the one who got herself blackmailed by Drew. Curtis never would have been mixed up in this mess and Drew would never have pushed Curtis so far going after Stella. Isaiah asked what Drew had on her, and she said she was just trying to protect her daughter. Suddenly, she doubled over in pain.

Thursday:

Nina said someone else had been arrested, and Drew said, finally Michael was getting what he deserved.

Michael said Aurora was his property. If they wanted to search, they needed a warrant. Nathan asked if he meant this, showing him the warrant.

Molly went to the hospital to support Kristina, who was getting her allergy shot and had a huge fear of needles.

Jordan went to the station, and Dante said they needed her to sign the transcript of the Thanksgiving conversation between her, Curtis, and Nathan. Curtis had been arrested for obstruction of justice and filing a false statement.

Trina and Kai went to see Curtis in his cell, and he asked if her mom told her that he’d been arrested, but she said his lawyer called. Why did he lie to the police?

In an exam room, Portia told Isaiah that the pain had stopped, when Britt came in and said, Portia needed to see her? Portia said she needed to see Dr. Navarro, but she was delivering a baby. The other OBs were with patients, and an examination couldn’t wait. Isaiah said Britt wasn’t a doctor, but Britt said she was one of the best. He said, those usually had medical licenses, but Portia said, please. She needed it to happen now, and it needed to be Britt. She couldn’t lose the baby.

Felicia saw Elizabeth rubbing her eyes, and Elizabeth said they were super itchy and had been irritated for days. She felt like dust or something was in them. Felicia took a look and said Elizabeth’s eyelids were crusty and red. It might be a crazy idea, but they worked in a hospital and maybe she should see an ophthalmologist. Dr. Wells was the best in the country. She’d see if the doctor was available.

Kristina asked if she owed Molly an apology for encouraging her to meet Cody, but Molly didn’t want talk about Cody. Had she told Kristina about her new book?

Jacinda saw the Crimson clothing rack and wondered where to start.

Dante said video footage showed Selina entering The Savoy when Curtis swore he was alone. She’d been out of the country for months, so it must have been important. Jordan said maybe Selina reached out to Curtis, but Dante said, maybe Curtis reached out to her to take care of something or someone. She asked if he really thought Curtis was guilty or was he pursuing that angle because the case against Willow was questionable and he didn’t want Michael to be guilty?

Michael asked, what exactly was the crime? and Nathan said Curtis had been arrested for making a false statement and obstruction of justice. Michael said, in regard to what? and Nathan said, the attempted murder of Drew Cain.

Curtis told Trina that he’d made a false statement about being alone at The Savoy the night Drew was shot. In fact, he’d been with somebody else. She wondered if it was Jordan.

Drew said he told Willow the day would come. Michael had been arrested, and she’d definitely get her kids back. Nina said, it wasn’t Michael. Curtis had been arrested. Suzanne said the PCPD had questioned Curtis and dismissed him as a suspect, and Alexis wondered what was going on. Nina said she was with Curtis when her brother showed up and arrested him. She wasn’t sure for what, but Nathan and Chase were heading up the investigation into Drew’s shooting. Alexis said they couldn’t afford to speculate, and Suzanne said she had a source at city hall. She went to make a call, and Willow said if that was true, they were done with her, but Alexis told her not to get her hopes up. It was a big leap. Drew agreed and said he thought the police had the wrong man.

Britt told Isaiah that it was time for him to go, and he left. Portia asked if she was having a miscarriage, but Britt said, one step at a time. Try to stay calm. How far along was she? Portia said, the first trimester. She suddenly had two bad cramps, but no blood, and there had been nothing since the initial cramping. Britt said that was good. Everything was going to be okay.

In the hallway, Isaiah flashed back to getting busy with Portia. Britt told him to get Dr. Jones from the ER.

Michael went into the Crimson office and saw Jacinda in a gorgeous red gown. She said, oops. He caught her.

Molly told Kristina that she’d been working on a new novel for the past few months. She hadn’t told anyone, just her dad. It was just for fun, and it had been nice to get lost in a fantasy world. Kristina said she knew what it was like to pour yourself into something to forget the pain. What was it about? A romance? Molly said it was set in the Old West and was about a woman caught between a ranch owner and a cowboy. Kristina asked who the cowboy might be inspired by, and Molly said, maybe it was slightly inspired by Cody.

Felicia said Dr. Wells would see Elizabeth now, and they left. Isaiah told Lucas that Dr. Robinson needed him.

Curtis asked Trina why he’d see Jordan at The Savoy, then meet her at the Brown Dog, and Trina guessed it didn’t make sense. Curtis said he wouldn’t lie about his relationship with Jordan. They hadn’t talked about the kiss, but he promised he never cheated on her mother with anyone. She asked who he was with at the club and why he didn’t want the cops to know, and he said there was video footage of Selina Wu at The Savoy when he was there. Kai wondered why he knew that name, and Trina said Selina was a Port Charles mob boss. She’d thought Curtis had cut ties with her. Why were they meeting?

Dante told Jordan that he didn’t want his brother to be guilty, but that’s why he put Chase and Nathan in charge. Nathan had wanted to question Curtis, not him. That led to the release of the video footage. Jordan said the footage wasn’t evidence, and he said that’s why Curtis had only been charged with obstruction. They both knew Curtis and Selina had worked together in the past. Why would he cover up their meeting? He was just following the evidence. She said it was a reach, and he asked if she was saying that as the former Police Commissioner or Curtis’s ex-wife. She asked if he was going to recommend dropping the charges against Willow.

Michael admired the dress on Jacinda, and she said Nina took the day off, so she thought she’d explore the Crimson closet. She held up another gown and asked what he thought. He said he was sure she’d look great in anything, and she said, or nothing. He said, that too, and she asked why he was there. He said the police were tossing his CEO’s office. The lead detective thought Curtis was involved in Drew’s shooting and they’d charged him with obstruction of justice. If they found anything, they may charge Curtis with attempted murder. That meant Willow would go free.

Nina said she didn’t want Curtis to be guilty, but what was most important was that Willow not go through a trial for a crime she didn’t commit. Alexis said they didn’t know the charge, but Nina said if they had enough to arrest Curtis, couldn’t it help with the reasonable doubt argument? Willow said, then the charges against her would be dismissed, and Alexis said, potentially, yes, but the evidence wouldn’t go away. The judge may decide to go on with the trial and let the jury decide. Nina said, if they had evidence on Curtis, Willow shouldn’t be under suspicion one more day.

In the interrogation room, Jordan signed the statement and asked Dante if the case against Willow would evaporate. Dante said he wasn’t advising they drop the charges. They were still gathering evidence. Nathan came in and Dante thanked Jordan for coming. She left and he asked how the search went. Nathan said Michael showed up and was upset about Curtis being arrested

Lucas went into the exam room and wondered how Britt was in charge, since it looked like she sort of was. Britt said she needed tests done on Portia and couldn’t order them, but he could. Dr. Navarro was in the delivery room and desperate times. Portia said, please, and Lucas said, all right. He left, and Britt said Portia wasn’t losing the baby. She just wanted to be 100% sure, but her initial diagnosis was dehydration and stress. Portia said she had a lot going on, and Britt said Dr. Navarro would examine her as soon as she was free, but she recommended a few days bed rest and for Portia to pay attention to her health.

Curtis told Trina that he’d made a mistake, but ultimately realized the cost of involving himself with Selina was too high. They hadn’t been in contact since. Trina said, if it was no big deal, why not mention it to the police? and he said Selina didn’t want anyone to know she was back in town and he didn’t think it relevant. They believed him, didn’t they? Trina said she wanted to, when the guard said Curtis had another visitor and brought in Jordan.

Britt told Isaiah that Portia was resting comfortably, and Lucas came back with a folder for Britt. He said, before she went in, could he have a word? and they stepped away. Isaiah went into the exam room and asked Portia if the baby was his.

Britt told Lucas that Portia needed help, so she gave it to her. If he was going to write her up, just do it and save the lecture. She knew she’d broken the rules, but Portia was terrified, and license or not, she knew her stuff. Lucas agreed and said he wanted to know if she needed another letter to record with her petition to get her license reinstated. Britt laughed.

Portia said Isaiah could be the father, but so could Curtis. She hadn’t said anything yet because she was waiting to get a paternity test. He asked if she was afraid to know the truth, but she said she was afraid of what she thought just happened. The odds for a miscarriage were higher in the first trimester, and she had one more week. He asked if Curtis knew she was pregnant, and she said, yes.  

The guard said Curtis had too many visitors, and Jordan said she’d go, but Trina said they were just leaving. She loved Curtis and would see him at the arraignment. Trina and Kai left, and Jordan said she was sorry. Curtis asked how she found out he was arrested, and she said Dante had asked her to come in to sign the transcript of their conversation with Nathan. He said he was sorry he’d involved her, but she said she’d volunteered. He said he was glad she was there, and she took his hand. He said they saw Selina in the security footage, and she said they thought Curtis hired her to shoot Drew. He asked if they were charging him with attempted murder, and she said, that’s where it was headed, but they hadn’t dropped the charges against Willow yet. He said he thought he could mitigate this, but needed her help.

Elizabeth came back to the desk, and Felicia asked if it was serious. Elizabeth said she had an easily treated eyelid disease that affected millions every year. It was a type of eye infection that came from an overgrowth of demodex mites.

Jacinda said she thought Willow shot Drew, and Michael said so did he. If she was exonerated, the outcome of the hearing would change. Willow would play the wrongly accused mother who couldn’t see her children and was married to a congressman. Jacinda said, while he was dating a hooker.

On the side, Willow told Nina that if she was exonerated before the hearing, they’d have to let her see her children, and Nina said if Curtis was charged, it changed everything. What would Willow do now? Willow said she couldn’t talk about this now, when Drew’s phone rang. Jordan said she had a message for him.

Michael said hooker was a derogatory term, but Jacinda said sex worker wasn’t any better. Whatever she was called, that’s how people saw her. The upside was, if Curtis was charged, they’d no longer need to fake a relationship to prop up his alibi. If there was a chance Willow was innocent, them spending time together wasn’t a good idea. He said it wasn’t about his alibi anymore, especially not after last night, and she said not for her either. She never took clients back to her apartment. She did last night because he wasn’t a client. He said he didn’t want to be and didn’t want her to think he took her invitation for granted. He wouldn’t have gone home with her if he didn’t think there was something real between them. She said she felt it too, and they kissed.

Felicia said she thought they all had mites, and Elizabeth said they were benign in small numbers. Hers were overpopulated, which happened to 25 million other Americans. Felicia said it was never a good idea to diagnose themselves, and Elizabeth said it was easily treated with eyedrops. Felicia said their heads had been close together and wondered if it was contagious.

Kai said it wasn’t easy for Trina to hear her dad met with Selina, and Trina said they’d had a business arrangement at The Savoy, but she’d thought her dad had cut that off. Apparently not. Kai said her dad told them nothing came from the meeting. Did she not believe him? She said she didn’t know what to believe. Her mom was pregnant. Her parents hadn’t filed for divorce yet, but her dad couldn’t wait to move on with Jordan. She never thought he’d cheat on her mom, but he was doing a lot things she didn’t think he would. Then who walks in but Jordan, and her conversation was done. How did her dad not see how manipulative Jordan was? He walked away from his pregnant wife and was arrested. Kai said she didn’t want to see her dad in prison, and she said, God no. But why did he lie about Selina? She didn’t want to believe her dad wanted Drew dead, but she was beginning to think she didn’t know him as well as she thought.

Britt said Lucas couldn’t stand her and blamed her for being a bad influence on Brad, but Lucas said, not anymore. Brad knew what he was doing and made his own choices. How they were besties was beyond him. He’d never give her a positive reference under other circumstances, but she was a good doctor, confirmed by her treatment of Ned and Portia just now. She should be practicing, so he’d help her get her license back.

Portia told Isaiah that Jordan figured out she was pregnant and told Curtis. When Curtis confronted her, she couldn’t lie. Isaiah assumed Curtis didn’t know about them and assumed the baby was his, and Portia said that was true. And if that was the case, no one had to know about them. His professional reputation would remain intact. He said, if he hadn’t found out and the test indicated it was his, would she have told him the truth?

Alexis said now they knew Curtis had been charged with obstruction of justice and making a false statement, and Drew told them that a friend said a search warrant had been issued for security video footage and Curtis’s bank records. Suzanne said there was a rumor Selina Wu was in the footage, and Drew said he needed to head out. Nina told Willow to keep her posted and she and Drew left. Willow asked Alexis what she thought, and Alexis said if it was true that Selina was involved, it added a new angle. Willow said, could this all be over?

Nathan said a large withdrawal would indicate Curtis had paid Selina, and Dante said they were going through the video footage to find out if Selina’s men were in the vicinity of Drew’s house the night of the shooting. They looked at a tablet, and Dante wondered why there were two traffic cams for Route 66. Nathan said one had been mislabeled for Route 65, and Dante said they’d go through both. They needed to know what was on the footage.

Elizabeth said it wasn’t contagious, and Felicia asked if she felt like walking to the pharmacy. They left and Kristina came back. She told Molly that everything went fine, but it was nice having her there waiting. Molly said, of course (🍷). That’s what sisters did. Kristina came to countless appointments for her endometriosis. Kristina said she was excited about Molly’s book, but Molly said it was still rough. Kristina said she needed someone impartial to weigh in, and Molly said she’d call their mom. Kristina asked if she couldn’t be impartial, but Molly said, no. Kristina asked to be given a chance, and they left.

Michael and Jacinda kissed, and she said she didn’t want to compromise his visitation hearing, but Michael said, even if Willow was innocent, she was still an unfit mother. He’d figure out what to tell the judge when and if he had to. She said that worked for her, and they began to get undressed as they kissed. Nina walked in and said, oh my God.

Britt said Lucas thought she was a good doctor? and he said, yes, she was. She said she didn’t get that much because she was difficult to work with, and he said he’d keep that out of the recommendation. She said she accepted his offer, but wanted to read the letter, and he said it was obvious she was overwhelmed with gratitude.

Portia said if Isaiah was the father, she promised to tell him. She’d made the mistake of keeping Trina away from Curtis and wasn’t doing that again. If it turned out he was the father, she wasn’t holding him to anything since they weren’t official. Did he want to be a father? He said there was no point in talking about it until they knew, and she said she’d let him know when the test was scheduled. He thanked her and left. She told the baby that it was going to be okay. Mommy already loves you.

Suzanne said it was just a rumor, but her sources were rarely wrong, and Alexis said they had nothing to confirm it. If Selina was involved, it changed the charges from a crime of passion to a professional hit. Then there would be a good chance Willow wouldn’t go to trial. Willow said she’d see her children again, and Alexis said she didn’t want to get Willow’s hopes up, but if the PCPD followed through and charged Curtis, they’d have to drop the charges against Willow.

Drew went to see Curtis and said he’d heard Curtis was behind bars and charged with shooting him. Curtis said, not yet, but he supposed it was coming, and Drew said justice had been served. Curtis told him, drop the act. They both knew if he was going to shoot Drew, the possible motive for him wanting Drew dead would be incredibly inconvenient. Maybe they could find a way to help each other.

Trina wondered if it was possible her dad was lying, and Kai said, about Selina Wu or Jordan? She said, maybe both, and he asked if she still wanted to figure out what really happened. She said she needed to know the truth, and he asked what she’d do if it turned out that her dad shot Drew or paid someone to do it.

Dante, Nathan, and Detective Ramirez looked at the footage from the traffic cam on Route 65. Dante said, stop… Go back… Play that again… Freeze it there. Nathan said, I’ll be damned, and Dante said, there’s our answer.

🫔 Friday’s Enchilada…

Britt comes into her room to find Jason holding her meds. She asks what he’s doing with them.

Isaiah asks how his favorite patient is doing, and Portia says she feels good. The IV fluids are doing their job. He says he’s so glad to hear that, and she says, Dr. Navarro confirmed Britt’s diagnosis, and they moved her to a patient room, but she’ll be released tomorrow. He says, that’s good news, and she says, a few days bed rest, and she’ll be good as new. He says, bed rest, huh? and she says, yeah. Just a few days, thankfully. He asks how she would feel about spending those days with him.

Kristina brings food to Alexis and says she thought Alexis would be hungry after working so hard. Alexis calls her a dream child, and Kristina asks how things are going with Willow’s trial. Does she think she’s ready? Alexis says she’s not sure there’s going to be a trial. She learned there was a new suspect, and the DA may drop the charges. Kristina says, great… That’s not great? Alexis says, it’s great for Willow, but for them, it could be a disaster.

Drew says, how about that? He and Curtis are on the same page for once. They should find way help each other. Curtis asks what exactly Drew has in mind, and Drew says, Curtis shot him. Curtis knows it and he knows it, but Curtis isn’t the one he wants to go down for it.

Nina asks if they’re out of their damn minds, and Michael asks if they can have some privacy. Nina says, yes, of course (🍷). How rude of her. Please take as much time as they need to finish having sex in her office. She leaves.

Chase lets Willow into the nook, and she thanks him for smuggling her through the gate. He says she knows he’ll do anything he can to help her, but she’s not supposed to be here. What’s going on? She says she had to tell him. Her nightmare is almost over. The charges are being dropped. She’s waited so long. Please help her see her kids.

Dante says he wasn’t expecting to see that, and Nathan says, that’s the last thing he thought they’d find looking for evidence against Curtis Ashford. He tells Officer Daniels that he needs to review the statement of one of the suspects in Drew Cain’s shooting. New evidence has come to light that contradicts their version of events. Daniels says, no problem. Whose statement does he need? Dante says, Willow Tate’s.

Michael tells Nina that she can come in, and she says, may she enter her office? Thank you so much. He suggests she not blow it out of proportion. She’s an adult. They’re adults. She walked in on a personal moment. No harm done. She says, private behavior should be done in private, not her office where she was coming to do some work, and he says, didn’t she and Drew engage in private behavior when she had an office downstairs at Aurora? She says she’ll need her office professionally sanitized, and Jacinda says, for a woman who hired someone to drug a congressman, she’s acting awfully superior, but Nina says, she’s not acting superior, she is Jacinda’s superior. And Michael is hers, which means him having his way with a hooker who is also her secretary could be constituted as sexual harassment. HR was going to learn about this arrangement and incident immediately. He says she can call HR if she wants, but they already know about them. He disclosed their relationship as soon as Jacinda started working here.

Chase says, the charges are being dropped? That’s great. What happened? Willow says, apparently new evidence came to light that points at Curtis Ashford. Without this murder trial hanging over her head, she can focus all her energy on getting her kids back. He says, Judge Haran put the court order in place before Drew was shot. That means nothing can legally change until her visitation hearing in January. She says she knows, but this is the best news she’s gotten in such a long time, and he says, if someone found out she snuck onto the property to see her kids, it could damage her chances at the hearing. She says, okay, but what if she saw them from a distance? They wouldn’t even know she was here. Please. He’s one of the few people who still believes in her. She just needs to see Wiley and Amelia. Brook comes in and says, she can’t be here. She needs to leave now.

Kristina asks if Michael is the new suspect, but Alexis says, no. Kristina says, thank God. If it’s not Michael, then why is the new evidence such a disaster? Alexis says, Kristina knows why. Her arrangement with Drew is contingent on her proving Willow’s innocence. How can she prove Willow is innocent if she doesn’t go to trial? Kristina asked if it wasn’t better this way, with Willow being spared the trial and Wiley and Amelia being spared all the press and chaos that goes along with it. Alexis says, that’s true, but if Willow is exonerated, then the police get the credit and she doesn’t. Drew will use it as an excuse to keep the restraining order in place, and it won’t end until Scout is 18 and can make her own decisions.

Turner says, this better be good, and Dante says, it is. They got new evidence that’s pretty damning. Turner says, good. The obstruction and false statement charges brought against Mr. Ashford are only temporary until they can tie them to the shooting. Nathan says, the new evidence doesn’t point to Curtis, and Turner says, excuse me? Nathan says, it turns out some of the footage from the traffic cam near 65 and Drew’s street was misfiled and logged under a different camera. Nobody has seen it until now. Dante shows Turner the footage on a laptop and says, you can’t see too clearly because of the rain, but you can see it’s Willow and she’s on Drew’s street at the time of the shooting. And they have her leaving a few minutes later. Turner closes the laptop and says, that directly contradicts her sworn statement. She claimed she went for a walk and drove around, but didn’t remember where. Nathan says they checked the suspect’s phone records and Willow’s phone was pinging from a nearby cell tower. Turner says, how nearby? and Nathan says, within a five-mile radius. Turner says, a five-mile radius isn’t conclusive of anything, and Nathan says, no, it’s not. Michael and Tracy’s phones pinged off the same tower. Dante says, it’s not hard evidence, but if they combine the footage with what they have, it will improve their case against Willow. Turner says, it certainly doesn’t hurt, and Dante says, it doesn’t have to invalidate anything they’ve learned about Curtis, but it proves they were on the right track with Willow in the first place. With the new information, who does she want to go after, Willow or Curtis?  

Curtis says he knows the truth doesn’t matter much to Drew these days, but just so Drew knows, he didn’t shoot him. Drew says he supposes he believes Curtis, but Curtis says he doesn’t give a damn what Drew believes. Just believe this. Drew has as much to lose as he does. So if he goes down, Drew can sure as hell believe Curtis is taking him along.

Isaiah asks Portia, so what does she say? They can head up to the cabin. Nothing but fresh air, peace, and quiet. A crackling fire at night and no stress about the baby or pressure. Just the pure realization of him taking care of her. She says, sounds like a dream come true. Her room at the MetroCourt is nice, but not as warm and inviting as his cabin. Trina walks in and says she’s so sorry. She didn’t mean to just walk in. Were they in the middle of an exam? She can wait outside. Portia says, it’s okay. Dr. Gannon was just giving her some treatment options. She’ll let him know what she decides. Isaiah says, sounds good, and tells Trina that it’s nice to see her. Trina says, him too, and he leaves. Trina says she was looking downstairs for Portia when a nurse said she’d been admitted. What happened? Portia says, nothing serious. She’s fine. She was just dehydrated. Trina says she’s glad nothing happened to Portia or the baby. When was Portia going to tell her about that?

Britt says, how dare he? Just because Jason helped her last night, doesn’t mean he gets to sneak in here and steal her medication. Jason says, if he wanted to take her medication, he would have done it while she was sleeping and thrown it out the window before she came back. She says, oh, more of Jason Morgan’s skill set, and he says he told her that he was going to keep coming back and here he is. He has some questions. She says, all right. What does he want? He says, at the Five Poppies, she told him that her progression of Huntington’s had slowed, and she says, yeah. She told him she was fine. He says, she looks great and seems okay, but he looked into it and the standard medication for Huntington’s only blunts some of the symptoms, and only temporarily. It doesn’t keep them in check like this. She says she told him it was an experimental drug. He’s not going to be able to read about it on Wiki-Drugs. He says, something doesn’t add up. It hasn’t since the moment he saw her alive in Paris. Tell him what’s going on.

Portia asks how Trina found out about the baby, and Trina says she overheard Aunt Stella and her grandpa talking on Thanksgiving. It feels like everybody knew about it but her. She just wishes Portia told her. Portia says, if it had been up to her, Trina would have been the first person she told. She’d planned on keeping it a secret until the end of her first trimester. She wanted to spare everyone pain in case something happened, including Trina’s father. Trina says, but he knows? and Portia says, yeah. She didn’t tell him. He figured it out and when he confronted her, she couldn’t lie. Trina asks if it changes things between them. Were they calling off the divorce? Portia says, nothing changed between her and Trina’s father. They’ve got other issues too. Trina says, like Drew? She guesses it doesn’t matter to the baby if they’re married or not, or if their dad is in jail for trying to kill Drew.

Drew tells Curtis, drop the threats. They both know he doesn’t have a leg to stand on. Curtis says, maybe not, but let him make it clear that it’s not a threat. It’s a promise. If he goes to trial, the prosecution will be forced to ask about a motive. He’ll insist on taking the stand and he’ll tell them that Drew was blackmailing his wife and used his political office to target his aunt. A congressman abusing his power and committing crimes makes for a compelling headline. (How about a congressman who has never gone to work once?) Drew says, Curtis would never expose Portia like that. She’s his wife and he’s been trying to protect her for a while now. Curtis says he has no reason to anymore. His marriage is over. Portia can take care of herself and so can he. So believe this. If his life falls apart, Drew’s life falls apart.

Nina says, HR might know, but that doesn’t mean Michael and Jacinda can have sex all over the building… Is that a Cardullo on the floor? Jacinda picks up the dress and says, beautiful clothes deserve to be worn, and Nina was supposed to be gone all afternoon. Nina says, Jacinda is right. She’s so sorry. Next time they plan on having sex in her office, text her first. She’ll stop and grab a coffee to give them a little more time. Jacinda says, no one planned anything, and Nina says, HR might be okay with this, but family court won’t be. Michael says, maybe not, and she asks if he heard Willow’s not going to trial. The police and the ADA have another suspect. Her daughter is innocent. Does he know what that means? Willow will be at the hearing in January, and she and Drew will be standing right next to her to make sure she wins visitation. And after that, custody. Then Michael and her secretary can work to christen every flat surface in Port Charles.

Willow says she knows she’s not supposed to be here, but Chase was nice enough to let her in, and Brook asks Chase why he would do that. Chase says, Willow received good news, and Willow says, the trial isn’t moving forward and the charges against her are being dropped. Brook says, great. Then she guesses that means Willow is here to let her husband know that he doesn’t have to risk his career anymore to prove her innocence, right? Willow says she can’t tell them how grateful she is to Chase for everything he’s done. She promises them both that she’ll never forget it. Today she was just here to see Wiley and Amelia. Brook says, then it’s a good thing she walked in when she did.

Britt says, so Jason is an expert on Huntington’s now. Can they add that to his resumé under breaking and entering? Jason says he called in a big favor and learned from an expert that there’s no known medication that can put Huntington’s into remission, but she says, that is not news. He says, if whoever her supplier is cuts her off, she’ll have no way to get the medication, and her symptoms will come back. She doesn’t have to say anything. He knows whatever she was doing at the Five Poppies was in exchange for her medication and he thinks she’s still doing it. She has the key fob to Dalton’s lab. Maybe Dalton is involved. Maybe Jenz Sidwell is too. The locations may change, but she’s in just as deep as she was when they were in Croatia.

Britt says Jason thinks he has it all figured out, but he doesn’t. Okay. What does he want from her? He says he wants them to work together on this. He has a contact, somebody with ties to the best medical research centers in the country. He just wants to give them a sample of the medication. She says she’s not letting him get the WSB involved in this, but he says, it’s not the WSB. Britt doesn’t know him, but she can trust him. She says, just because Jason trusts him, she should trust him? She’s not bringing someone she doesn’t know in on this. Jason says, he’s former intelligence and he’s a good friend, but she says, nothing about that makes her feel better. He says he wants to take a sample of the medication to a lab to figure out what’s in it. If they can reverse engineer this, she’s not going to be handcuffed to whoever her supplier is. She’ll be freed from whoever is making her do all this.

Portia says, Trina knows about her dad’s arrest? and Trina says, yeah. Portia says she was going to call Trina, but Trina says, Portia has enough going on, and her dad’s lawyer called. She went to the PCPD, and he swore he was innocent. He said he was determined to beat the charges and get cleared, then Jordan showed up. She feels like Jordan is around her dad a lot these days. Portia says, no argument from her, and Trina says, sorry. She shouldn’t bring up Jordan’s name when Portia is avoiding stress right now. Portia says, it’s fine. What she doesn’t want Trina to do is stress about her and Curtis. She just wants Trina to focus on school, focus on Kai, and most important, focus on herself. She’s the one thing they did right. Trina says, they’re both amazing parents. The baby is lucky to have them, like she is.

Michael says he looks forward to his day in court with Willow, but in the meantime, he hopes Nina isn’t planning any retaliation against Jacinda. He promises they won’t look kindly on that in HR. Nina says she won’t talk to HR if – she can’t believe she has to say this – they promise not to have sex in her office. He says he thinks they can control themselves. Now if they’ll excuse him… He tells Jacinda that he’ll see her soon and kisses her on the cheek. He leaves, and Jacinda says she thinks she hers the phones ringing. She’d better get back to her desk. She heads for the door, still holding the dress, and Nina says, don’t you dare walk out that door.

Kristina asks if Alexis really thinks Drew will enforce the restraining order because she isn’t the one to get Willow acquitted, and Alexis says, absolutely. That’s exactly how he operates. She can only hope he’s impressed enough with her work that he’ll let her see Scout. Kristina says she hates that Drew is holding it over Alexis’s head. It seems like they replaced Ava and Ric with Drew. Alexis says, at least Ava and Ric never pretended to be something they’re not, and Kristina says she’s worried about Scout and also Michael. What if all this makes Willow sympathetic to the family court judge? If she gets visitation, Michael will be devastated. How might he react if something worse happens? What if Willow wins custody back?

Brook tells Willow that her husband is a kind and compassionate man. He’d never be able to tell Willow no, but she can. Willow says, there was nothing malicious going on, and Brook says, maybe not, but asking her husband to break a court order on top of everything else he’s done for her is a lousy way to repay him for being such a good friend to her. Willow says she’s sorry. She never should have put Chase in that position. Chase says, it’s really okay, and Willow says, it’s just really hard being away from her kids. Brook says she knows and she’s sorry for that, but she stands by what she said, and Willow says, Brook is right. She never should have come. She put them both in a terrible position. She starts to leave, but turns around. She says she knows she has no right to ask anything else, but can they keep this between them? She didn’t see her kids, so no harm done. She doesn’t want to affect her chances at the visitation hearing. Chase says, she has his word. He has the feeling the hearing will go really well for her. She thanks both of them and leaves. Brook asks what Chase is doing. How is he letting Willow take advantage of him like that?

Turner says she doesn’t love the optics of a brand-new suspect popping up with the trial only a week away. But there’s no denying the new evidence against Willow is pretty incriminating. Follow up and see if they can find more. Dante says they’re already there. He’s in the process of warrant requests for every traffic light from General Hospital to Drew’s house. Nathan suggests it extend to private businesses and doorbell cameras along the road as well, and Turner says, they both did very good work, which means they’ll be proceeding with Willow Tate’s trial after all.

Nina says, all these dresses need to be steamed, and the Cardullo needs to be dry cleaned immediately, and Jacinda says, of course (🍷). Nina says, and everything needs to be logged and photographed before they’re put away exactly as she found them, and Jacinda says, understood. Nina says, do all this and she’ll look the other way, and Jacinda says, thank you, boss. Nina says she knows Jacinda is Team Michael now, but if she’s at all serious about turning her back on her former line of work, this is the place to start. This is the top of the food chain and she’s in control of all of it.

Chase says he didn’t let Willow come in and see the kids, and Brook says she loves him, but she could tell he was wavering pretty good for a minute. He says, maybe she’s right. He watched Willow face things no one should have to, things that were out of her control. But this is different. Brook asks, how? and he says, because it can be fought. It fell within the area of his expertise and there was something he could do. That’s why he pushed so hard to find evidence in the case. Brook said she did sympathize. It was awful that Willow couldn’t see her kids, but they’d talked about this before. Willow made her choices and they brought her to this point. He needed to step back and let it play out. He nods, and she says, it’s good that she came in when she did. Nothing good could come of Willow seeing the kids. It would be awful if Michael had seen her. Michael walked in and said, yeah. It would.  

Alexis’s phone rings and she says she was expecting Turner to call. Is this regarding the dismissal of charges against Willow Tate? Turner says she’s afraid not. The indictment against her client still stands. Alexis asks if Turner is saying the state is proceeding with the trial, and Turner says, that’s correct. She’s calling to disclose additional evidence per discovery obligations. The new evidence shows footage placing Willow in Congressman Cain’s neighborhood the night he was shot. That makes Willow’s current statement false, and this could lead to lesser charges of perjury and obstruction. Alexis says she sees and thanks Turner for calling. Turner says, the evidence will be in her inbox shortly. See her in court.

Nathan brings Turner the warrant requests, and she says, it’s a great move to drop the charges against Curtis Ashford. Nathan asks if she’s sure she wants to do that. Curtis meeting with Selina Wu wasn’t nothing. They could pursue both suspects. Turner says, dropping the charges now doesn’t mean they can’t pursue it later. They’ll keep it in their back pocket, just in case. The Willow Tate evidence is far more conclusive. Dante says he’s got to get going on Curtis’s release, and Turner says she’s going to get the warrants in front of a judge. She and Dante leave, and Nathan closes the door. He makes a phone call.

Nina says it’s nice to hear Nathan’s voice. He’s exactly what she needed today. He asks if she’s busy, and she looks at Jacinda and says, well, sort of. What’s up? He says, when she gets the chance, he needs her to come down to the station. It’s a lot to go over on the phone. Something happened and he thinks she should hear it from him.  

Drew told Curtis, as he said, Curtis isn’t the one he wants to go down for this. He’ll see what happens when Curtis takes the stand and if it looks like Curtis will end up going to trial, he’ll suddenly remember who did this. Curtis asks if he’s supposed to take Drew’s word for it, and Drew says, from where he’s standing, it doesn’t look like he has much choice. Dante comes in and says, Drew’s still here? He has good news for Curtis, but not so much for the congressman.

Nina tells Jacinda that she needs to go out again and trusts all will be well. She’d like to add to something she said earlier. Those who get ahead and those who get left behind, she’s in control of that. That goes for models, photographers, designers, and the Crimson staff. She knows Jacinda doesn’t want to be a 40-year-old turning tricks. Jacinda says, but Michael… and Nina says, Michael is going to get rid of her as soon Michael gets what he wants, and that changes like the weather. Be careful where you make your messes. Jacinda says, understood, and Nina says, you never know when you’ll find yourself alone and in need of a friend. She leaves.

Chase says, yeah, Willow was here, and Brook tells Michael that Willow said the charges against her were being dropped. Chase says, she wanted to see Wiley and Amelia, and Michael says, the charges for Drew’s shooting have absolutely no bearing over Willow’s visitation rights. She has no right to see the kids and no right to be here. Chase says, that’s basically what they told her, and Brook says, don’t worry. They convinced her to leave before she saw the kids. Michael says, good. It’s still further evidence of a pattern of behavior, and the judge needs to hear about it. So he needs them both to sign a statement saying she was here. Chase says, sorry, but that’s not going to happen.

Willow says, please tell her the charges were dismissed. Has Alexis heard from the ADA’s office? Alexis says she has, and Willow says, amazing. So what happens now? Alexis says, what happens now is, Willow explains why she’s been lying to her, her legal counsel, and the police the entire time.

At the hospital, Curtis tells Isaiah that the office said Portia was brought to this floor. Is she okay? Isaiah says, she’s doing well. She’s resting and can’t have any stress; Dr. Navarro was very clear. Curtis says he’ll make sure she doesn’t, and Isaiah says, she’s in the room just past the elevator to the right. Curtis leaves.

Trina says she’s scared about what happens to her dad if he’d found guilty, but Portia says, let’s not go there. They’re not there yet. She’s also seen Trina’s father come back from a lot. He won’t go down without a fight and wouldn’t let anything keep him from her. Curtis walks in and Trina hugs him. She asks if he’s okay, and he says he’s fine, he promises. He came as soon as he could. Is Portia okay? Is the baby okay? Portia says they’re both okay, and asks, what happened at the station? He says, everything will be fine. The important thing is that she’s healthy and he’s here with his beautiful daughter and their little one is on its way. Nothing else matters.

Jason says, if they succeed in reverse engineering Britt’s medication, imagine what it would do. Not just for her, but for everyone who has Huntington’s. Britt says, great. Now he wants to cure Huntington’s around the globe. He says, come on, but she says she can’t do this. He says he always accepted her for exactly who she is, and she says, who’s that? She can’t wait to hear his assessment. He says, she’s a doctor who helps people. She tried to shield her mother from watching her deteriorate. She cares about Rocco and Nathan and Brad, and she’s so much more than she gives herself credit for.

Curtis says, don’t be the brave doctor now, but Portia says, no, really. She’s okay. She just needs a few days bed rest. Isaiah lingers around the door, and Curtis says, okay. Why not come home, just until she’s rested up. Wouldn’t she rather be home than some room at the MetroCourt? Trina says she can come too. Maybe she can take care of Portia. Portia says, sure. It sounds like a really good plan. Trina says, mom’s coming home, and Isaiah continues to eavesdrop.

Brook says, actually, Chase means they didn’t want to get involved, but Chase tells Michael, what his wife is too polite to say is, leave us out of the war you have going with Willow. Michael says he’s not asking them to break the law or lie, like Willow did. He’s asking them to tell the truth. Why does it seem to be such a problem? Chase says he has no interest in coming between a mother and her kids. If Michael wants to subpoena him, go right ahead, but he’s not saying or doing anything. Brook suggests they call a truce for tonight. Please.

Nina meets Nathan in the interrogation room and asks if it’s about Willow. He says, yeah. She lied on her statement. She’s been lying the whole time. There’s new evidence that places her near Drew’s house at the time he was shot. Nina says, no. That’s not right. There has to be an explanation. He says, it isn’t good that the ADA is dropping the charges against Curtis Ashford and Willow’s trial is moving forward.

Dante gives Turner the traffic light warrants and a warrant ready to be served to private businesses and residences along the road. She says, he realizes he’ll have to be put on the stand at the trial. Will he be okay testifying again against his former sister-in-law? (I don’t remember them ever being particularly close, so question mark over my head.)

Alexis shows Willow her tablet and says, the footage was taken near Drew’s street the night he was shot. Willow looks at herself in the car, and Alexis says she told Willow multiple times, she can’t prove her innocence unless she’s transparent. Does she want to stay out of prison? If she does, she’d better start telling the truth right now. Where was she and what happened that night? Drew comes in and says, Dante told him that there was new evidence, and Alexis says, there are two video files. One shows Willow running down the street around the time he was shot, and the other shows her leaving minutes later. Willow says, all she did was drive by, she swears. She didn’t go inside. It wasn’t her. She didn’t do this. Drew says he knows, and she says, he believes her? He says, of course (🍷) he believes her, and Alexis says, that’s lovely. Now they just have to convince jury of that. Drew says he has confidence that Alexis will find a way, and Alexis says she’ll do everything in her power to prove Willow’s innocence. Unfortunately, the little lie she told the PCPD makes her job a lot harder.  

Jason says he’s never judged Britt. He’s only ever tried to help her. He was with her when she got her diagnosis. He came to find her in Croatia. When she had the bomb strapped to her ankle and she was begging him to go, he stayed. He will never turn his back on her and he’s not going to start now. So please, just let him help her. She grabs his face and kisses him, then says, not a chance.

On Monday, Tracy asks Ned, what kind of health scare; Dante tells Nathan that if this doesn’t go their way, it’s because of him; Sidwell says, Laura will take credit for making it all happen; and Sonny asks Turner to tell the judge that she wants to drop the charges.

🧼 All the Soap News Fit To Print…

My favorite episode ever.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospital-stars-reveal-the-adorable-chaos-of-gio-and-emmas-animal-rescue-excl/

He likes her. He really, really likes her.

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/general-hospitals-van-hansis-on-lucas-britts-fiery-relationship-and-bond-with-kelly-thiebaud-excl/

We’ll wait for as long as it takes.

https://parade.com/news/is-maxie-coming-back-to-general-hospital

💉 A Dose Of Reality…

Below Deck Mediterranean

Nathan had to choose a lead deckhand and in Eyebrows Joe’s interview, he said if Max became lead deckhand, less pressure, no problem. Among the charter guests were football players, a guy who rapped with Lil Wayne, and a professional fighter who Kizzy immediately set her sites on. In Aesha’s interview, she said she was trusting Kizzy to respect the guest/ crew boundaries. Good luck with that. They watched the American Cup, and Nathan decided on Joe as lead deckhand. Max didn’t take it well and rebelliously let a guest drive the tender – again – then lied to Nathan about it. In the who’s-the-worst-crew-member competition, when guest David and Kizzy were alone, she said she wasn’t averse to breaking the rules. To be continued…

Real Housewives Of Salt Lake City

Angie took the group to Greece where they yachted the Mediterranean and stayed in an amazing villa. There was a lot of rich competition talk – Cartier watches! Porches! – and I decided Lisa and Meredith are just nasty. I’m perplexed about their friendship with Mary, but really, I think only Jesus can help here. At dinner, of course, Whitney said she still didn’t understand what happened on the plane, and in Britani’s interview, she said all had been forgiven, but it wasn’t just about them anymore. Meredith and Lisa owed an apology to everyone for saying they didn’t see what they saw. Whitney said Meredith messed up and they were all paying the price. Meredith was the problem. In Meredith’s interview, she said Whitney was projecting and she was the problem. Meredith was rubber and Whitney was glue. No big shock, she stormed off, Lisa following.

We want receipts! Proof! Timelines!

Vanderpump Rules

I don’t know what to say about this show. I’m watching it, but I can’t get into it. It’s not LVP. It’s never LVP. But the show isn’t all LVP. It’s too many boring, hoping to be either rick or famous or both, and failing to convince me their worthy of either.

My point exactly. Maybe I need to revisit Vanderpump Villa.

Southern Charm

Ugh. In Shep’s interview, he said they had a throuple in Salley, Charley, and Craig, but he couldn’t read the room because he wasn’t in it. At new guy Whitner’s literary figure birthday party, Craig worked hard to stir the sh*t. After Austen made an offhand remark that wasn’t even worth remembering, Craig began to throw a tantrum, along with throwing Shep under the bus. He told Austen that Shep had info that would ruin his life. Shep revealed that some stupid girls came up to him and said something about Austen talking to their friend, but he said leave him out of it. Afterward, for reasons known only to peabrain Shep, he told Craig, wondering if he should tell Austen. Craig told him not to disturb Austen’s peace – whatever that means – but probably because he was saving it as ammunition. Why should Shep get all the fun? Another one vying for worst friend in the world, Salley couldn’t comprehend why Craig wasn’t making any moves on her. She was practically living in his hot tub and had never met a man she couldn’t get. This in itself wasn’t the problem. Charley had clearly indicated she was interested, which seemed to make it a challenge for Salley. Ugh again. I’ve met women like that and I can’t. As usual, Molly was the voice of reason, and it seemed like a possibility that Austen was getting a clue that Shep and Craig didn’t have his best interests at heart. Other than seeing everybody’s dogs, the most amusing part was Austen getting a kitty and trying to decipher a 30-page instruction booklet when putting a water dish together.  

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

Kyle was cagey about her dating life and Mauricio was an a-hole. It was the same old in Beverly Hills. Extending an olive branch, Erika invited Sutton to a spa day. Dorit fretted over PK’s mission to torture her and said Jagger looked like the weight of the world was on his shoulders. The kids were excited to visit her parents in Florida, but PK was determined to squelch their good time by first trying to stop the kids from going and then saying he’d be coming along and the kids would stay in a hotel with him. New cast member Amanda was living in Kyle’s old house, and had gotten hate for ripping out the foyer floor. I’m not sure why since it was outdated black and white tile. Jennifer (my favorite!) had a Sip & Draw party, for which she’d hired nude male models. The women acted like 12-year-olds, some giggling, some hiding behind their easels. I took a college course in Life Drawing (i.e. nudes) when I was in high school and no one reacted like that. Erika felt the need to comment on Amanda not drinking, and in Amanda’s interview, she wondered if she was going to be shamed for good life choices. Rachel’s drawing was deemed the best art (it wasn’t bad), and Erika focused only on the nether regions. Jennifer said Erika had skipped over the head, and I wondered why no one – no one – made a joke. In Jennifer’s interview, she said she didn’t think they’d unearthed any artistic geniuses. Kyle was grilled on her dating life and remained vague. Supposedly, she’d found love, but the other person (Morgan?) wasn’t into a public lifestyle. She also said that she could go Brad or she could go Angelina, but – and absolutely no judgement – I still wonder if that’s for the storyline.

Random Reality Items

Again, don’t try this at home. Or outside. Or anywhere.

Shah has been sprung.

Checking for pigs flying…

I think the farting incident put her over the edge.

https://pagesix.com/2025/12/11/celebrity-news/rhoslc-star-bronwyn-newport-and-husband-todd-bradley-splitting-after-9-years-of-marriage/

👀 Last Weekend’s Watch…

Expired. Amazon Prime. The reviews said it dragged. I said it was depressing. Tomato/Tomahto. Hugo Weaving was a big selling point, since I enjoy his work, and he didn’t disappoint. In a futuristic Hong Kong, an assassin and karaoke bar hostess find love. The downside is, when the assassin starts to get the feels, his health goes downhill. It was an interesting premise, but gloomy as hell for a good portion of the film. Weaving’s scientist has a butterfly as a pet, so my main question was, how did they get that butterfly to hit its marks?

https://www.beentothemovies.com/2022/04/review-expired-2022-aka-loveland.html

Last Night on Earth. Amazon Prime. As you might have guessed, this is about the last night on earth, before an asteroid destroys the planet. The main focus is on a couple who have decided to spend their last days together. No surprise, even in apocalyptic times, there are a-holes who will rain on your parade. The countdown clocks placed everywhere don’t add any joy to the atmosphere either. Well-written and acted, but it did make me want to see Melancholia again.

https://nerdsthatgeek.com/film/nerds-that-geek-movie-review-last-night-on-earth

Since I occasionally have a life, I only watched two films this weekend, although I did squeeze in a few more episodes of Upload and the weekly IT: Welcome to Derry. I’ve been watching that one weekly, and I thought this week’s episode – The Black Spot – was the best episode yet. Lots of spoilers in this article, but one of the reasons I loved it was its parallels to Sinners.

https://collider.com/it-welcome-to-derry-episode-7-sinners-parallels-explained/

🦃 Extra Stuffing…

If you’re not ready to move on, lots of factoids to keep you busy.

https://ew.com/why-singers-lip-sync-during-macys-thanksgiving-day-parade-2025-11858419

https://ew.com/worst-macys-thanksgiving-day-parade-mishaps-11852717

https://ew.com/macys-thanksgiving-day-parade-through-the-years-8751652

🎭 Best In Shows…

Festival fashion.

https://ew.com/toronto-international-film-festival-2025-exclusive-celebrity-photos-11804051

Red carpet coming up.

https://ew.com/2026-golden-globes-nominations-full-list-11862210

🎄 Traditionally Speaking…

And all we got was Black Friday.

https://explorethearchive.com/christmas-traditions-around-the-world

🦑 Just Like (Some Of) Us…

🐻 Bears love a parade.

https://people.com/black-bear-close-encounters-in-gatlinburg-tennessee-during-christmas-festivities-11868208

🦝 Apparently, he’s a repeat offender.

https://people.com/raccoon-caught-at-liquor-store-revealed-to-have-a-rap-sheet-including-2-other-break-ins-11868546

🦌 Even sober, I have the same sense of direction.

https://people.com/deer-warned-to-lay-off-the-eggnog-after-crashing-into-christmas-store-11866338

🐕 The roar of the crowd is hard to resist.

https://nypost.com/2025/12/08/lifestyle/national-dog-show-champ-soleil-shocked-handler-in-drive-to-win-its-like-she-can-feel-the-crowd/

🎅 Dressing up isn’t just for Santa.

Have Yourself a Merry Little Everything!

🪅 Quotes of the Week

Don’t look at your feet to see if you are doing it right. Just dance. – Anne Lamott

What I’ve experienced is that I can’t know the future. I can’t know if anything that I do will change what happens tomorrow. I can’t know with certainty, but what I do know is if I do nothing, nothing will change. – James Orbinski

Only when we’re drowning do we understand how fierce our feet can kick.Amanda Gorman

All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves; we must die to one life before we can enter another. – Anatole France

Goal setting is the secret to a compelling future. Tony Robbins

Thoughts lead on to purposes; purposes go forth in action; actions form habits; habits decide character; and character fixes our destiny. – Tyron Edwards

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. – Robert Collier

My responsibility to myself, my neighbors, my family and the human family is to try to tell the truth. –Toni Cade Bambara

The world’s messed up. Either you go good or you go bad. He went bad. – Daryl Dixon (Norman Readus), Daryl Dixon (Daryl sums up the world in a nutshell.)

If the tongs come out, it is not a sophisticated evening. – Aesha Scott, Below Deck Mediterranean

☃️ Let It Snow…

Until next week, stay safe; stay not feeling pressured to be happy – or anything else you’re not – during the holiday season; and stay being careful where you make your messes. You never know when you’ll find yourself alone and in need of a friend.

October 11, 2024 – Brad Wonders What Portia Is Up To, Glow Girl, Salty Talk, She’s a Lot, Charming Update, Villain Down, His Costumes, Upcoming Watch, Runway Worthy, 8 Solid Quotes & This

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts, recaps, and the whole GH enchilada on Fridays)

General Hospital

Carly says, Lulu seems to be getting worse, and Lucas says he can’t believe none of her brothers are viable donors. Carly says, wait. Ethan was tested? and Lucas says, apparently, Holly contacted him. She says, with the three of them out of the running, finding a donor seems less and less likely, but he says, between her and Nina getting the word out and Olivia contacting everyone she knows, they still have reason to be hopeful. Ava comes by and says she had no idea Lucas was back in town. Although she can’t say she’s completely surprised considering she didn’t hear from him when he was here for his mother’s funeral. He says he was here for his family, and she says she’s family. Is there any special reason for this visit? Carly says, it’s not a visit. Lucas is home for good. Meet GH’s new trauma surgeon.

Martin visits Alexis and asks, how is his effervescently challenged client today? She says, judging from his effervescence, she takes it he gave the photo to Anna, but he says, actually, he had to leave it with her assistant, and he hasn’t heard back yet. Then again, he doesn’t remember having Alexis convinced that his picture was going to get the charges against her dropped. She says her lawyer instincts kicked in and he says, so did his. That’s why he had his P.I. do a little more digging. She says she takes it his P.I. found something, and he says, she did. As far as he’s concerned, Alexis should be out of here by the end of the day.

Anna goes to Robert’s office, and he asks what brings her by. She says, this, and drops a file on his desk. He says, and this would be? and she says, proof that Alexis Davis is innocent.

Cody sees Elizabeth at the hospital, and she says, if he’s looking for Dante, he’s not here at the moment. He says he just wanted to tell Dante in person that he’s being tested to see if he’s a match for Lulu. She says, that’s great. She’s sure he’ll be pleased. He asks how it’s going. Are people coming in? She says, yes, and people are getting tested in other places as well. He says, Mama Q strikes again. He was bummed to hear that Lulu’s brother Lucky wasn’t able to donate. She says, that was rough, and he says, especially for Dante. He doesn’t know how much longer Dante can hold out hope. She says, he’s not one to give up, and he says, but he’s realist and he knows Dante is bracing himself in case Lulu doesn’t make it.

At the station, Dex asks how Dante is doing, and Dante says, they’re hanging in there. Dex says, Joss told him that Lulu’s brother can’t be the donor. He’s really sorry. Dante says, they’re not giving up, and Dex says he has an appointment to get tested over his lunch hour. Dante thanks him, and Dex says, if Dante doesn’t mind him saying, he’s surprised Dante came in. Dante says he just has to finish some stuff up, then he’s taking a leave of absence to be with Rocco and Lulu. Is it true there was a bomb threat here yesterday? Dex says, someone dropped off a suspicious package. It turned out to be a gun. Dante says, a package with a gun in it? and Dex says, the theory is, it’s the gun Alexis Davis dropped off the bridge. He saw the ballistics report. It’s definitely not the gun that killed Cates.

Sonny thanks Kristina for coming to the penthouse, and she sees Michael is there. She says, Sonny sounded urgent on the phone. Now she knows why. Clearly, Michael told him that she went to see Anna last night. Don’t worry. She didn’t say anything because he stopped her… Sonny says, it’s not about that. He’s not mad. He loves her very much. She says she loves him too. What’s going on? Sonny says he’s made up his mind. He’s not going to let Alexis pay for his crimes. He’s going to confess to killing Jagger.

Ava says, Lucas is moving back to Port Charles. Why didn’t he tell her? Carly asks, why would he? and Lucas says, neither one of them has reached out to the other since he left. She says she sent her condolences when his mother passed, and Carly asks if she read the note that Trina wrote before she sent it. Ava says she’s hoping to have an uninterrupted conversation with her nephew, and Lucas asks if that’s really necessary. Maybe there’s a reason they’re not close, and maybe that doesn’t need to change. She says, he’s right that they’re not close, but they are family. She can’t wait for him to see Avery. She’s grown up so much. She’s so beautiful. He says he knows. Carly sends him tons of pictures of Avery, so he’s all up to date. She says, that’s so kind of Carly, and Carly says, family is important to Spencers. Ava says, Lucas may have grown up with Bobbie and Tony Jones, but there’s no changing the fact that he’s Julian’s son. Carly says, it’s funny she would bring up Julian when he’s the reason Lulu is fighting for her life, and Ava says she’s sure she and Lucas have feelings about that because they were close to Julian and Carly certainly wasn’t. Carly says she’ll tell Ava about Lucas’s feelings, but Lucas says he’d like a minute alone with Aunt Ava. Carly says, sure, and he thanks her for understanding. Ava says, her magnanimity knows no bounds, and Carly says she’ll see Lucas at home, and leaves. Ava asks if they should get a cup of coffee, but Lucas says, right here is fine. She says, okay. Was there something… He says he would like her to explain why she outed Kristina’s girlfriend Blaze.

Elizabeth tells Portia that they’re having so many people being tested for Lulu, their labs are getting backed up. Can she please approve some overtime for their techs? Portia says, consider it done. And speaking of the lab, has she had any trouble with Brad Cooper?

Alexis says, don’t keep her in suspense. What is this new information that’s going to set her free? Martin says, their P.I. was able to get a copy of Jack Brennan’s room service order. Dinner for two with champagne, i.e. ooh-la-la. He’s already emailed a copy of it over to Commissioner Devane. (Really? He’s better than this. That proves nothing except Jack was having dinner with someone.) She says, that’s it? and he asks what she means. You combine that with a picture of Carly going into his hotel suite… Alexis says, at this point, she doesn’t think that’s enough proof, and he says, she’s right. It doesn’t actually prove anything. She says, that’s the funny thing about evidence. It’s supposed to prove stuff. He says, no, it’s not. This evidence is there to cast doubt on Sonny and Carly’s alibi. That’s it. She says she just doesn’t think that Brennan’s room service order or a picture of them is going to do that. He says he’s done a heck of a lot more with a hell of a lot less, and she says she’s so glad he’s so confident. It’s a long shot at best. He says, fine. He’s open to suggestions since she doesn’t seem to like any of his. She says, the only thing that’s going to get her out of here is if Sonny confesses, and he laughs. He says, and how likely is it that a known crime boss is going to let his conscience get the better of him? and she says, not likely. Because he’s not going to put Kristina in the mix. He says, how about if they somehow tie Sonny to the murder weapon? and she says, that weapon is in a thousand pieces somewhere or it’s melted down. He says, fine. So where does that leave them? She says, with the improbable possibility that Sonny is going to put Kristina at risk and come forward and save her.

Anna says, and inside the package is a chrome nine-millimeter pistol, and Robert says, like the one Ric Lansing and Elizabeth Baldwin saw Alexis throw off the Blackstone Canyon bridge. She says, it matches the description, so she’s going to bring them in and see if they can positively ID it. He asks if it’s worth her time. There’s plenty of nine-mills out there. She says, the lab turned up minerals that are found in the Blackstone River, enough to confirm it had probably been there for several weeks. They also ran the serial number, and the gun is registered to Sonny Corinthos. He says, similar to the one that disappeared shortly after Cates’s murder, and she says, yeah. At least they’ll be able to tell if it’s the murder weapon or not. He says, if it clears Alexis, that’s all for the best. He thinks they all know she didn’t do it. She says, there are far more likely suspects, and he says, one in particular. She says, if Sonny did this, they’re never going to find the weapon that he used. The FBI is going to have to build a case without it. He says, it didn’t stop them where Alexis is concerned, and she says, it will now. She’s going to call Martin Grey and let him know. He says, let’s not be hasty.

Kristina says, Sonny can’t do this. She knows he’s doing this because of her. He says he’s doing this so her mother doesn’t have to pay for something she didn’t do, and she says, it’s not going to work. Mom said so herself. She talked to her about it and she said, if Sonny goes to the FBI, they’re going to think it’s only to protect her. Sonny says he’s got it under control. He’s got a meeting with the FBI today. She says, no. She can’t lose him. He says, she’s not going to lose him, but she says she will if he goes to prison. He says, she has to understand something. This is the right thing to do. She says, there has to be another way, and Michael says, this is the only way to keep her mother out of prison. Sonny says, they both know Jagger came at him. Jagger couldn’t get him, so he went after everybody Sonny loves. Jagger wanted to hurt them, and he hurt Kristina in the lowest moment of her life. He had to be stopped. She asks if that’s what he’s going to tell the Feds, and he says he’s going to tell the Feds the truth. He doesn’t want anyone else paying for Jagger Cates’s death.

In the lab, Brad says, it’s good to see Cody, and Cody says he takes it Brad is back at GH. Brad says, on a probationary basis. He really wants this to work out, so no capers, no schemes, no altering lab results. Just doing what he loves where he loves doing it. Cody asks if his aunt is okay with this career change, and Brad says, she finally realized he wouldn’t be a good fit for her business. Cody says he knows Britt would be happy to see him back here, and Brad says, full disclosure. He invoked her name to get his foot in the door. Cody laughs and says, she would have loved that, and Brad says, damn right she would. Cody says, it sounds like Brad is all good, and Brad says, mostly. His ex-husband Lucas is also back at GH.

Lucas says he knows Ava recorded Natalia Ramirez and gave her audio to The Invader, and Ava says she’s sure Carly could wait to tell him. He says, she had no right to out Blaze. Nobody should be forced to come out before they’re ready. She says she agrees with him completely. She had no intention of outing Blaze. She’s spent half her life in the art world. You don’t do what she’s doing without being an ally to the gay community. He says, then why did she do it? and she says she was trying to protect Avery. He says, from what? and she says, Sonny. She was trying to get any proof she could that he was incapable of providing a suitable home for her. He asks what Natalia had to do with that, and she says, Sonny was trying to take Avery away from her. He says he’s still not following, and she says she thought by exposing his companion Natalia for the bigot she is, it would reflect badly on Sonny, and it would help her with her custody case. It didn’t help at all. He says, she’s just like Julian. He never thought about anybody but himself either. She says, he doesn’t think Sonny would do the same to her? Or worse? He asks if Sonny is really the best person to use as a moral barometer, and she says she supposes not. But when it comes to Julian, he was a deeply flawed man, but he loved Lucas with everything he had, and Lucas knows it.

Elizabeth says, don’t hate her for saying this… and Portia says, let her guess. Brad’s work has been flawless. Elizabeth says, it has. Sorry. Portia says, what about his attitude? His demeanor? Elizabeth says, beyond reproach. Trust her. She’s as shocked as Portia is. Portia says she just doesn’t understand why he’s working here. Brad puts the entire hospital at risk. Elizabeth says she’s certainly not going to defend Brad as a person, but since he’s been back, his work has been excellent. For all his faults, he knows his job.

Walking into the hospital, Kristina says, Michael didn’t have to escort her to therapy, and he says he wants to make sure she’s all right. She asks how she could possibly be all right. Their father is about to go to prison. He says, Diane is going to get him the best deal possible, and she says, she’s not a miracle worker. He says, they have to trust dad knows what he’s doing, and Diane knows how to get it done, and she says she knows he’s right. He says, pick her up in an hour? and she asks if he has a real job. (My question exactly!) He says he doesn’t want her to be alone right now, and she says she appreciates that. She means this lovingly, but please just go home. He says, fine. He’ll check on her later. She says, much later, and watches as he leaves. She takes out her phone and sends a text to Dante asking, where are you?

Dante’s phone dings, and he answers, headed to GH soon. She texts back, good. I’m already there. He gets up to leave, and Dex asks if he can talk to Dante for a second. He spoke to the Commissioner, and she wants to keep the ballistics report on the gun confidential for now. Dante asks, why is that? and Dex says he’s not sure, but he probably shouldn’t have said anything, so can they keep this between them? Dante says he already forgot about it, and Dex thanks him. Dante gets another text from Kristina that says, we need 2 talk ASAP!!!

Robert says, Diane has requested a meeting between Counselor Reynolds and her client Sonny Corinthos, and Anna says, to talk about the Cates murder? He says, they both know Sonny killed Cates. His conscience has never bothered him until now. Why bother talking? She says, now this is making sense. Because Kristina came to see her to tell her that she had information about the night Cates was killed. He says, she told him Michael stopped her, and she says, yeah, he did. So whatever it is that Kristina was going to say… He says, Michael knows what it is and they’re both covering for Sonny, and she says, if anything could make Sonny talk, it would be his kids. He asks if she really thinks Sonny would give up his freedom to protect his kids, and she says she thinks it’s possible. What time is this meeting? He says, noon today, and she says, so he wants her to keep the ballistics results under wraps until after Sonny has met with the FBI? He says he doesn’t know about her, but he can’t wait to hear what Sonny has to say, and she says, if he finds out what’s in the report, he’s going to change his mind about talking. Robert says, and the last thing they need is to give Sonny an excuse not to confess.

Anna says, they better get busy then, and Robert says, doing what? She says, breaking Sonny’s alibi. If Carly finds out Sonny is going to confess, then she might change her statement. She’d hate to see Carly go down covering for him. He says, she’d be an accessory to murder of a federal agent, and she says, even so. Sonny’s kids don’t deserve to lose both their parents.

Coming out of the lab, Brad says, enough about him. What’s up with Cody? Cody asks where he begins, and Brad says, how about the rumor that he’s Mac Scorpio’s son? Hospital gossip. Is it true? Cody says, yeah, it’s true, and Brad asks, how’s that been going? Cody says he almost ruined it right off the bat, and Brad says, naturally. Cody says, but Mac’s such a great guy, Mac forgave him, and Brad says he’s sure saving Maxie’s son from drowning probably scored Cody a few points. Cody says, it didn’t hurt, but he’s not really comfortable being seen as the hero. Brad says, why? He looks good in a white hat. Cody says he’s just glad everything turned out okay, and Brad says, because Mac is the best guy he knows. Cody says, he really is, and Brad says, and Lucas is the best guy he knows. So maybe Lucas will forgive him too. He hugs Cody and says, thanks. He’s the best. Portia comes out of the elevator and says, Mr. Cooper. Is this what you consider professional behavior?

Dante asks Kristina, what’s going on? What’s with all the text messages? She says, dad is meeting with the FBI at noon. He’s going to confess to killing Agent Cates. Dante says he doesn’t know anything about any meetings. Is Anna involved in this? She says she has no idea. All she knows is dad said he was meeting Diane at the PCPD to talk to the Feds. She knows Dante has figured out she knows more than she’s let on. He asks if she killed Cates, but she says, no. He asks if she saw who did kill Cates, and she says, no. Dante tells her, then she does what Sonny says. Do nothing and say nothing. She says, and just let him throw his life away? and he says, that depends. Does she trust their father enough to do what he’s asking her to do?

Sonny visits Alexis and she asks if Kristina is okay. He says, she’s fine, and she says she wasn’t expecting to see him. He says he thinks there’s something she should know, and she asks what it is. He says he has a meeting today at noon with FBI counsel Reynolds, and she says, the prosecutor in her case. Why? He says he’s going to tell him the truth.

Alexis says, and by telling him the truth, Sonny means what exactly? and Sonny says he’s going to tell him exactly what happened that night. She says, wow. She wasn’t expecting him to say that. How does he think Kristina is going to handle that? He says he already talked to her. She’s not going to put herself in jeopardy. Alexis says she hopes he’s right because they both know Kristina was at the Quartermaines and she had a gun. And if she doesn’t keep quiet, they’re going to arrest her for obstruction. He says he’s handling it, and she says, he needs to be a tad more specific. He says, before he agrees to tell the FBI everything, they’re going to have to promise him in writing that she and Kristina and Carly will be immune from prosecution.

A woman tells Elizabeth that she’s looking for the head nurse, Elizabeth Baldwin, and Elizabeth says, that’s her. How can she help? The woman says she’s with GH’s legal department. The hospital’s been issued a subpoena from the Court of Appeals regarding Heather Webber.

Portia says, when Brad is wearing this lab coat, he’s representing this hospital, and she assumes he’d act that way. He says, it was just a hug… which will not happen again. She says she’s sure she doesn’t need to remind him that he’s still on probation, and he says, no, she doesn’t. He knows he needs to prove that he deserves this job. She says, if he can, and he says he’s certainly going to try. In fact, the lab’s been really busy lately. If she needs him to work more hours… She says, no, that won’t be necessary now, and he asks if there have been problems with his work. She says, not yet, but why don’t they just keep it that way? She walks away.

At the station, Carly asks Dex, what’s up? and he asks if everything is all right. She says, you tell me. She was summoned here. Anna comes out and says, good. Carly is here. Fantastic. Just follow her. She leads Carly to the interrogation room, and Carly asks if she should call Diane, but Anna says, no. It’s just one question. Does she want to change her statement about the night Agent Cates was killed? Carly says, no, and Anna asks if she’s sure. Carly says, yes. Why would she want to change her statement? Anna says she didn’t think Carly would want to be charged again, and Carly says, charged with what? Anna says, making a false statement to the police. It’s a misdemeanor in the state of New York, as is obstruction, but the murder of an FBI agent is federal. Carly says, even so, she’s happy to stand by her original statement. She heads for the door, and Anna says, the statement is that she was in bed with Sonny the night Agent Cates was killed. Carly says, yes, and Anna says, they were seen having dinner at the MetroCourt. Are they back together? Carly asks why Anna cares, and Anna says, it just looks like maybe her interests lie elsewhere. She shows Carly the picture of her going into Jack’s room.

Cody sees Dante at the hospital and says he wanted to tell Dante in person that he just got tested. Dante says, thanks. He appreciates that. Cody asks, what’s wrong? Something tells him there’s more going on than Dante just worrying about Lulu. Dante says, there always is, but he can’t talk about this. Cody asks if it’s an ongoing investigation, and Dante says, something like that. Cody says, Dante knows he can tell him anything, and Dante says, but not this. Cody says, come on. Dante obviously needs to talk about it. What’s up? Dante says, they’ve got new evidence that could exonerate someone who’s been charged with a serious crime, and Cody says, he means Alexis. Dante asks why he’s naming names, and Cody says, sorry. Cop. Civilian. No names. Dante says, so it’s come to their attention that someone else is going to come forward and confess to this crime, and Cody asks if this other person actually committed the crime. Dante says, it’s highly likely, and Cody says, then what’s the problem? Dante says, they’re really only coming forward to get the other person off the hook, and Cody says, so if this person is exonerated, the real person wouldn’t have to confess. Dante says, that’s right. So they’re withholding this new evidence from the person in custody’s attorney. Cody says, so they have evidence that could exonerate Alexis, but the cops are keeping it from her lawyer so that Dante’s dad confesses to killing that FBI agent? And Dante is wondering if he should warn his dad before he confesses to a murder he probably committed. Is he right?

Anna says, if Carly and Sonny are trying to make a go of it again, why was she seen entering Brennan’s room? Carly says she’s co-owner of the MetroCourt. She was just checking on a guest. Anna says, Jack’s certainly getting the VIP treatment. Didn’t she find Carly in his room a couple of weeks back? Carly says, Mr. Brennan is the new WSB Station Chief, so he is a VIP, and she wants to make sure all her guests have the best stay possible. Anna says, really? Because there’s also a room service order for dinner and champagne that same night. Carly says, sounds like Mr. Brennan had big plans after she left, and Anna says, look. She really likes Carly, so she’s going to level with her. She’s making a big mistake. Carly says, it wouldn’t be the first time, and Anna says, Brennan is a dangerous man. She doesn’t want to get involved with him. Carly says, Anna isn’t going to be offended if she won’t take dating advice from her, is she? and Anna says she’s known him a really long time. She knows what he’s capable of. Carly says she’s calling Diane, but Anna says, it’s fine. They’re done. Diane is going to be very busy this afternoon anyway. So she doesn’t want to change her statement? Carly says she’s good, and Anna says, loyalty is a very commendable thing, but she thinks Carly is giving it to the wrong person. Carly says she’s going to go, and Anna thanks her for her time.

Ava says she remembers how Julian looked when he talked about Lucas. Julian was so proud of him. Lucas says, there were times he was proud of Julian too. But every time they got close, he’d find out some horrible thing Julian had done, or some new secret would come to light or he’d hurt somebody else. And it never stopped. She says, did he ever think the reason Julian made all of those bad choices was his insecurity? He was always so afraid he wasn’t good enough to be Lucas’s father.

Brad says he got Elizabeth’s page. What’s up? She hands him a paper and says, the Court of Appeals has ordered an investigation into Heather Webber’s bloodwork. He says, why? and she says, there are discrepancies between GH’s findings and the other labs. The court wants to know, was there a procedural error, is it some fault in their lab… He says, she wants him to look into it? and she says, the sooner, the better. He says he’ll get right on it, and she thanks him.

Dante says, no more helping his father. He’s a cop. Cody says, right, and he’s obligated to see justice is served. Dante says, it’s kind of his job, and Cody says, so what’s bothering him the most about this? Is it the withholding evidence thing? Because don’t cops do tricks like that all the time to get people to confess? Dante says, it’s the fact that he’s either betraying his badge or betraying his father, and Cody says, even if Dante thinks he did it? Dante says, especially if he thinks Sonny did it. If he tells Sonny what he knows, he’s lost all integrity. He literally would help him get away with murder. Cody asks if Dante wants to know what he thinks, and Dante says he doesn’t think he does. Cody says, probably not, because it’s probably not going to be helpful, but here goes anyways. After everything that FBI guy did to Dante’s family, he thinks it just comes down to one simple question. Which one’s more important to him, his family or his job?

Sonny says, the FBI is going to jump at the chance to put him behind bars. So he’s going to talk about everything that they’ve tried to pin on him. As long as they leave her, Kristina, and Carly alone. She says, because the crime in question isn’t enough, he’s going to tell them the whole story? and he says, they’re not going to play ball if he doesn’t give them something worthwhile. She says, so what about his associates in all his endeavors? What happens to them? He says he’ll deal with that. He doesn’t see another way. She says, so after all these years of him evading the authorities, he’s just going to give himself up, and he says, it’s either that or Alexis is going to spend the rest of her life in prison for something she didn’t do. Does she think he would let her do that? She says, the thought has crossed her mind, but she knows if he was given the choice between her and Kristina… He says he’s doing this for Kristina, and she says she thinks he’s doing it a little bit for her too. He says, a little bit, and she thanks him. He says, take care of our girl, and through her tears, she says she promises. Sonny gets up and leaves.

Lucas says, Julian was always his own worst enemy, and Ava says, at least they can agree on that. He says he didn’t mean it when he said all of his memories of Julian are bad, and she asks if he’d share one with her. It’s been a long time since she’s heard anyone say anything kind about her brother. He says he’s been thinking about the day Julian married Alexis. He was proud to be Julian’s best man, and he was so happy for him. And that day, he thought, maybe his dad could finally be happy. She says, and he would have been if he’d married anybody else. Alexis was literally the worst thing to happen to Julian. Lucas gets up and says, so much for fond memories, but she says she’s just trying to be honest. How many times has that woman broke his heart? He says, probably as many times as he broke hers, and Ava says, her constant judgements, her endless conditions to be worthy of her love and attention wore him down. It wore him out. And in the end, she was the reason he did all of those terrible things before he was killed. He says, she can’t blame Alexis for Julian’s actions, but she says she certainly can. He says, good talk. He’s got to run. She says, before he goes, please keep in mind that nobody should be judged entirely based on the worst thing they’ve done. His father loved him. He says he knows, and he loved him too. She thanks him for saying that. Just so he knows, she loves him too. It’s true they’re not close, but they could be. He says he’ll think about it, and she says, okay. She’d hate to think that he has so much family that he can afford to throw away his father’s side. He says he’d never throw away Avery… or her mother, and he leaves.

Portia says, Terry told her that the hospital received a court order about the lab’s testing, and Elizabeth says, it’s about Heather Webber’s bloodwork. Portia says, what about it? and Elizabeth says, Ric Lansing had her cobalt levels tested, and their lab concluded her levels were still high. Portia says, okay, that’s good, but Elizabeth says, he also had the tests run at three different labs. Portia says, it’s normal to do that, and Elizabeth says, none of the results matched theirs. So they’re just trying to prove that the error is with the GH lab, and that’s why the court is ordering an investigation. Portia says, humans make mistakes. Mistakes happen. You’d think they would drop it. Elizabeth says, a mistake like that could cast doubt over the integrity of their lab. And not just with Heather’s results, but other results in the past that have been used as evidence. Portia says, that’s a good point, and Elizabeth says, but don’t worry about it. She’s taking care of it. She’s sure it’s going to be fine.

Brad compares a paper to what’s on his laptop. He says, oh ho. Dr. Portia Robinson, what have you been up to? and he smiles.

Carly comes into the hospital, and Michael thanks her for coming. She says, something about Kristina? and he says, she’s not answering her phone. Of course (🍷) they can’t tell him whether she showed up for her therapy session or not, but he thinks she ditched it right after he dropped her off. Carly says, he didn’t watch her walk in? and he says, it felt intrusive. They have to find Kristina before she does something rash, and dad’s confession will all be for nothing.

Alexis goes into the visitor room to find Kristina and asks what she’s doing here. She wasn’t expecting to see her. Kristina says, they need to talk about dad, and Alexis says, her dad has been here. She knows what he’s going to do. Kristina asks if Alexis tried to talk him out of it, but Alexis asks why she’d do that. Kristina says she doesn’t know. This is all such a mess. She just wishes she’d told Anna everything she knew. Alexis asks what she told Anna, and Kristina says she went to see Anna to confess. Alexis says, confess to what? and Kristina says, driving Alexis’s care to the Quartermaines, stealing dad’s gun. She was trying to do anything she could to convince Anna that Alexis didn’t do this. Alexis asks if she told Anna anything, but Kristina says, no. Michael stopped her. Alexis says, don’t help. She’s just making everything worse. Kristina tells her, that’s what everyone says, but they need to stop pretending this isn’t her fault, because it is. If she never went to Ava’s hotel room, her child would still be alive. Cates would never be able to charge her with killing her daughter, and dad would have never been upset enough… Alexis says, what’s missing here is the truth and that’s what people need to hear. That her father actually did the thing he’s going to confess to, and he’s doing the right thing by turning himself in. Kristina says, but he did it because of her, and Alexis says, he did it because that’s what he does. Cates was never going to let up until Kristina was destroyed, until Michael was destroyed, until Dante was destroyed, and Sonny wasn’t going to let Cates hurt his children anymore. Kristina says, but if dad confesses, he goes to prison, and she can’t let that happen.

Sonny walks into the station, and Anna says, he’s early. He says he’s meeting Diane, and she says, someone will see her in as soon as she gets here. She asks him to follow her, when Dante runs in. He asks Sonny to wait. There’s something he should know.

On Monday, Molly tells Dex that it’s nice to know they might have some good news coming their way; Brad says he may have found something interesting; Martin asks why he wasn’t notified about Anna’s new evidence; and Alexis says, Kristina’s father got them into this and now he’s the one who’s got to get them out.

🪄 She’s All Glowed Up…

Well, she’s really no slouch before makeup either.

https://www.soapsindepth.com/posts/general-hospital/kirsten-storms-shows-off-her-stunning-gh-transformation

🧂 A Dash Of Salt…

Yeah, I doubt she’d risk buying stuff from Alibaba and reselling it. And I remember the whoop-de-do about Alibaba using other merchants’ photos. That’s a big no-no on eBay, even if you’re selling the exact same item.

Apparently, she’s tamed her saltiness while in the clink.

🍊 Putting the C In the OC…

If I agree with Teddi, you know there must be something very wrong going on.

A lot of what?

🍸 Hope He Evacuated…

I miss Michael. He was one of the best things about the show. I’m surprised Patricia didn’t send a PJ for him.

💣 Mustaches Twirling…

Who got the boot. This explains why that first episode seemed so long.

🎃 Halloween Hijinx…

Getting stuck in a hallway because of a Halloween costume sounds like something that would happen to me. Kudos on originality with Baby Forest Whitaker.

https://ew.com/jordan-peele-costume-halloween-beetlejuice-baby-forest-whitaker-8727052

💻 Thinking About Watching…

Major From vibes? I’m in.

https://www.tomsguide.com/entertainment/peacock/peacocks-new-dark-thriller-show-teacup-is-binge-worthy-tv-and-it-will-have-you-craving-more

I saw The Platform and didn’t really know what to make of it, so I was surprised it got a sequel. EmpireOnline called it a bloated, murky haze, and the reviews aren’t great, but I’ll probably watch it anyway. Not many spoilers – more of an explanation of the system.

https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/the-platform-2-netflix-film-review

I also saw Smile and wasn’t thrilled with the ending, but again, I’ll probably watch it anyway when it comes to a streaming platform in like, five minutes. I saw the trailer when I went to Deadpool & Wolverine. It ain’t no Deadpool, that’s for sure.

🧦 Costume and Fashion…

This is one of the cutest things ever. I would love to see something for tiny hamsters as well.

https://people.com/halloween-2024-halloween-costumes-for-guinea-pigs-8726708

There is no world in which my dogs would let me put these on them.

https://people.com/pet-crocs-crocs-for-dogs-coming-soon-8725361

💼 Quotes of the Week

You measure the size of the accomplishment by the obstacles you had to overcome to reach your goals. – Booker T. Washington

Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on a summer’s day, listening to the murmur of the water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of time. – John Lubbock

To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you. – Unknown

There is no room for mediocrity in karaoke. – an obviously drunk kid I met there

Persons of high self-esteem are not driven to make themselves superior to others; they do not seek to prove their value by measuring themselves against a comparative standard. Their joy is being who they are, not in being better than someone else. – Nathaniel Branden

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.  – Ralph Waldo Emerson (Uh-oh.)

Expecting life to treat you well because you are a good person is like expecting an angry bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian. – Shari R. Barr

Let’s kill this f***ing clown. – Richie Tozier (Bill Hader), It: Chapter Two

🧚‍♀️ Dreaming Awake…

Sending those in weathertorn states safety and healing vibes (been there; done that; it sucks), and for those who are in better climes, enjoy the autumn weekend. Then return again on Monday for soap and Sailing. Until then, stay safe; stay considering battery-operated flames for your Jack-o’-lantern (hey, it’s coming faster than you think); and stay never judging someone entirely based on the worst thing they’ve done.

January 5, 2024 – Sonny Packs Nina’s Bags, He’s Back, Two More, AMC Gallery, Salty Talk, Even Saltier, Scammed, She Does, Last One, Globing It, Midnight, Puppy Bowl (!), Quotes For a New Year & Future

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

By the memorial wall at GH, Felicia talks to Maxie on the phone. Felicia thanks Maxie for the offer, but declines, and Maxie says, if she changes her mind, let her know. She knows how much Bobbie meant to her. Felicia says she knows how much Bobbie meant to Maxie. Is she sure she doesn’t want to take the day off? Maxie says she needs to keep busy. She can’t believe Bobbie is gone. Felicia says, neither can she. She’ll call Maxie when they’re finished. Anna comes along, and she and Felicia hug and cry.

Cody comes to Maxie’s office and says, greetings, I was… What’s wrong? Maxie says, everything.

Sam hugs Drew and says, it’s good to see him. She invites him in and asks, how’s Carly? He says, she’s staying strong and missing her mom, and Sam says she didn’t know Bobbie that well, but she did always admire her. He suggests she give Carly a call, and she says, of course () she will. He says, not just about that. About some other news that came out that he doesn’t really want to get into right now. She says she’s sure Carly will catch her up to speed, and he says he came by to pick up Scout to get her new uniform. He’s sorry; he should have called first. She says she wishes he had called. She could have saved him a trip. He asks if Scout is okay, and she says, Scout’s fine. He says, if this morning doesn’t work, it will have to be this afternoon. He doesn’t mean to rush her, but Scout is starting at Westwood Academy on Monday… Sam says, about that. Scout won’t be going to Westwood Academy.

On the phone at Sasha’s, Nina leaves a message for Willow, saying, it’s her again. She knows she’s probably the last person Willow wants to talk to right now, but she’s begging Willow to please let her explain. She knows Willow is probably sick of hearing her say that, but call her please. She sees Sasha and says, she’s not going to call, is she? Sasha says, give her time, and Nina says, why should Willow call her? There’s no explanation, there’s no excuse for her doing what she did. Sasha says, that’s probably how Willow feels, and Nina thanks her for her honesty. She also thanks Sasha for putting her up last night. She really didn’t want to be alone. Sasha says, anytime. And when she does finally speak to Willow, she’ll find the words.

Dante rouses Laura, who’s snoozing in a chair in Cyrus’s hospital room. He asks if she spent the night here, but she says she didn’t. Doc insisted she go home, but then she couldn’t sleep, so she came back first thing. She must have dozed off. He says he takes it Cyrus hasn’t regained consciousness, and she says she doesn’t think so. Not yet anyway. But since her brother isn’t talking, perhaps Dante can fill her in. Does the PCPD know who attacked her brother?

Sonny opens the penthouse door, and Frank says he’s sorry. He told her that Sonny said no visitors. Lois says she told him that Sonny would make an exception, and Sonny nods. Frank tells her to go in, and Sonny says, make it fast. Ava’s at the gallery and the kids are at Carly’s and he just wants to be alone. She says, he will be once she leaves. Has the cleaning crew been here already? He asks, why? and she says, because she knows him, of all people, wouldn’t take his new wife’s betrayal lying down, yet she sees no sign of a rampage and not a shattered glass in sight. He says, people change, but she says, not that much. Ah! She sees luggage. Is he taking this act on the road? He says he’s not going anywhere. Nina is.

Felicia says she’s really glad Anna is here, and Anna says, there’s nowhere else she’d rather be. Bobbie wouldn’t want Felicia to do this alone. Felicia thanks her and cries a little, and Anna asks if she’s ready. Felicia says she doesn’t know if she’ll ever be ready.

Maxie says, Bobbie Spencer died, and Cody says he’s so sorry. He only met her briefly at the Nurses Ball, but he’s really sorry she lost her friend. She says, it was more than that. When she was a kid, Bobbie was married to her Uncle Tony. Her cousin BJ was Bobbie’s stepdaughter first, then she sealed the deal and adopted BJ. Long story short, BJ died when a drunk driver plowed into their school bus, and she was gone. She was seven years old. He says, that’s awful, and Maxie says she was six at the time and she’d been waiting on a heart for her heart transplant that she thought would never come, and the heart that’s in her body right now is from Bobbie’s daughter, because Bobbie and her Uncle Tony gave it to her. He says, Bobbie sounds like an incredibly strong and generous woman, and Maxie says she could go to Bobbie for anything, especially all those years her mom wasn’t around. Now she couldn’t get rid of her mom if she tried, but back then, Bobbie was her go-to. She was everyone’s go-to. She lived to help people. She wasn’t sentimental about it. She did not mince her words. If you did something wrong or made a mistake, she told you, but she did it because she cared about people. And now she can’t imagine Port Charles without Bobbie Spencer.

Sam tells Drew, Scout has been tied up in knots about this. She has nightmares. She’s a nervous wreck. He says, then he’ll go talk to her, but she says, Scout isn’t here. Rocco took her out to breakfast. (How old is Rocco now? He drives? He pays for breakfast?) Drew says he sees, and she says, he sees what? He says, she’s got her appetite back, so he’s assuming Sam told her it’s okay she’s not going to Westwood. She says, he doesn’t understand. She was so anxious. He says, so Sam just made this decision unilaterally. There was no phone call, no texting him, no discussion… She says, actually, she had to make a choice. She could reassure their daughter right away or wait until she spoke to him, and she chose peace. She figured they’d talk about it when he got here. He says, after Sam told her it was okay. Isn’t that a little backwards? She agrees she should have spoken to him, and he thanks her. He says he’s glad they agree on that much, and she says, just like he should have come to her before he pitched the idea to Scout in the first place. (Booya!)

In the hallway, Dante tells Laura that they have their people canvassing the area outside the church and checking all the traffic cameras, but so far, there is no suspect in Cyrus’s attack. Laura says, it’s not like he has any shortage of enemies either. He’s done a lot of damage in this community. He says, and yet, here she is sitting vigil, and she says she guesses whether she likes it or not, he’s still a member of her family. And what she’s learned from her son Nikolas is, although she may not like the way he behaves sometimes, she still has the need to let them try to do better. Dante says he appreciates her sticking to her principles, even though Cyrus has never given her a reason to, and she looks in the room window. She says she thinks he’s waking up, and they go back in.

Laura asks if Cyrus can hear her (FYI, his bruised face makeup is amazing), and he says, an angel with the face of his sister. She says, no angels here. He’s still very much among the living. He says, so he sees, and she says she’s going to try and get his doctor. She leaves, and Dante asks if Cyrus can tell him what happened. Cyrus says, someone seems to have brought him to General Hospital. This is the second time the good people here have snatched his life back from the jaws of death. Dante says, he’s a very lucky man, and Cyrus says, not lucky, blessed. Dante says, right. He’s the victim of a brutal assault. Why doesn’t Cyrus help him lock up whoever did this to him? Cyrus says, like the local constabulary cares, and Dante says, try him. Give him a name and he’ll haul them down to the precinct by the end of the day.

Lois says she’s not surprised Sonny is evicting Nina. The last thing she expected was two neatly packed suitcases. She figured he’d just throw her stuff over the balcony. He asks what she’s doing here, and she says, checking up on a friend. He says, she checked up on him. She can go ahead and go. She tells him that she needed to say she didn’t mean to blow up his life. She just thought he deserved to know the truth. He says he appreciates it. He wishes the other people in his life were as honest as her. She asks where he’s banishing Nina to. Outer Mongolia? An ice floe? Buffalo? He says, she owns the hotel. She can stay there for now. Lois says, for now? Does that mean he’s not done with her for good?

Felicia asks if Anna is ready, and Anna says, whenever Felicia is. Felicia unlocks Bobbie’s office, and they go inside. Felicia picks up Bobbie’s stethoscope and looks at it, and we see all the photos on the credenza. Felicia says, look at all these, and picks one up. This was from Anna’s wedding to Robert. Anna says, she was loved by so many people, and Felicia says, because she loved them. She was always the first to show up for people, the first to extend a hand. She was the anchor for her family, and for this hospital. Felicia cries and Anna puts her arm around Felicia’s shoulders and says, these photos tell the story of a life well-lived.

Drew says, so this isn’t about Scout not going to Westwood Academy. It’s about Sam getting back at him because he didn’t consult her about Scout? Sam says, no, of course (🍷) not. She’s just pointing out the fact that he put her on the spot when he announced Scout was going to Westwood in front of their daughter. He says, she’s right. He did blindside her. She says, exactly. All she’s saying is they can both do better. Of course (🍷) if she could do it over, she would come to him first. He says, then why didn’t she? Scout has been feeling this way for a while. She says she thought Scout might change her mind. At least she hoped Scout would. But the closer it got, the more she seemed to dread it, and her immediate concern was for Scout’s well-being. He says, and his isn’t? but she says, that’s not what she’s saying. He says, really? Because it sure sound like what he says and what he wants doesn’t matter at all. She thinks she gets the final word when it comes to what’s best for their daughter? (Will someone please smack this guy?)

Dante says, the doctor is in with Cyrus now, and Laura says, great. Was he able to identify his attacker? Dante says, probably, but he’s not, and she says, why not? He was the victim. Dante tells her that Cyrus said – and he quotes – as I await my eternal reward, so to shall law enforcement await my cooperation. She says she thinks she liked him better before his conversion, and they laugh. Did he say anything else? Dante says, Cyrus told him that his attacker was not to be blamed, that his so-called frailty was the reason his injuries were so bad. She asks what he can do with that, and he says, nothing really. Without a name and without any evidence, they can investigate, but it’s not going to go anywhere. She says, without an account from the victim or an eyewitness, he can’t bring a case, can he? Dante says, if only there was someone he trusted that he could tell the truth to, like say… his sister?

Nina says she shouldn’t be here. She’s putting Sasha in a really odd, awkward position. She’s friends with Michael and Willow, and on good terms with Carly. And Sonny still thinks of her as family. Sasha says, every one of those people knows she considers Nina family too, and Nina thanks her. Sasha says, Nina’s not a fugitive. It’s not a crime for her to be here, so stop acting like it is. Nina says, okay. Once again, she’s managed to make herself Public Enemy #1. Sasha says, who cares what people think? Nina still has friends.

Sonny asks what Lois wants from him, and she sees his hand and says, whoa. It looks like he did break something after all. What was it this time, a wall? Somebody’s face? He says, a lot of things were broken yesterday, and she says, as she recalls, one of those things was his marriage, but he is still wearing his wedding ring. He says, so what? and she says, when Brenda betrayed him, he thought she was dead to him dead. Yet still wearing that ring indicates he’s not done with Nina yet, suitcases or not. He says he gave up a lot to be with Nina. It felt like the whole world was against them. Lois says she sees. So if he takes off that ring and throws it in the river, he’s proving all the naysayers, right? He says he doesn’t care what people think, and she says, true that. Who cares what they think? What does he think? He says he thought he fell in love with someone who made mistakes, owned up to them, and learned from them. But now, he finds out Nina is a traitor. She went against his family for months and lied to him. He won’t forget that.

Laura goes back in Cyrus’s room, and he tells her, the doctor says he’ll live, thanks to the grace of God. She says, it wasn’t God who put him in this hospital bed though. Why doesn’t he just tell her what happened? He wonders if she’s asking as the mayor or as his family, and she says, both. What kind of relationship are they going to have if he can’t tell her who beat him within an inch of his life? He says, once she knows the answer, she may well be sorry she asked.

Laura says, Sonny Corinthos did this to him? and Cyrus says, why the shock? She says, because she doesn’t think Sonny’s that easily provoked, and he asks if they know the same Sonny Corinthos. She says she knows he has a temper. He yells. He throws things. He breaks things. Cyrus laughs and says, he’s been known to break more than things, and she says, still, it would be highly unusual for Sonny to beat someone up himself, and randomly, to the point of putting them in the hospital. He says, wrath is cruel, and anger is outrageous… Proverbs. Sonny is a deeply unhappy man. He took his feelings of hurt and betrayal out on a convenient target – me. She says, why though? What did Cyrus do to betray him? He says, not him. Sonny was sinned against by his spouse. She asks if he’s talking about Nina, and he says he was merely in the wrong place at the wrong time, so Sonny unleashed his frustrations on him.

Sasha says, Nina must have assumed Carly and Drew would end up in prison. Carly’s daughter Donna is what? Five? Six? Drew’s daughter Scout is a few years older. However angry Nina was at the parents, it’s unlike her to do something cruel to those girls. Nina says, it is. She wasn’t thinking. She had tunnel vision and could only think about her pain, nobody else’s, so why would anyone forgive her? Sasha says, after what she did to Nina, Nina should have never spoken to her again, and look at them. Here they are. And if Nina could forgive her, give others a chance to do the same for her. Nina says, that’s what she wants, and Sasha says, then let it happen. Don’t force it like every instinct in her body is screaming to do. Let it be and she might get what she wants. Nina says, what she wants may be very different than what she deserves.

Sonny tells Lois, Nina tried to get Carly locked up, separated from her children. Donna is just a little girl. Lois says, not only that, but Nina profited from Carly’s misfortune, right? Nina ended up with Carly’s half of the MetroCourt. That snake is lining her pockets with his ex’s misery. She’s never had much to say about Carly, but she didn’t deserve this. He says, Nina crossed the line, too many lines, and she says, if Nina could do something so reprehensible to the mother of his children, what else is she capable of? Does he believe he can ever trust her again? Then again, love doesn’t just disappear overnight.

Maxie asks if there are any issues with Cody’s pay, but he says, no. If he knew he could make this much money without rigging poker games, he would have become a spokesmodel a long time ago. She says, what about a poker game? but he says, that’s all part of his checkered past. Doesn’t she want to know how he’s going to spend his honest living? She says, okay, how? and he says, real estate. She says, oh, and he asks if she doesn’t think it’s a good idea. She says she was just surprised. She sees why he’d want to move out of the Quartermaine stable… He says, hell no. Those stables are better than some people’s homes, and he’s a long way from giving up on Mama Q’s cooking. She says she hears that, and he says he’s thinking about an investment property. She asks if he has a place in mind, because Lucy, with all of her many professions, is also a real estate agent. He says, maybe on the next one, but for now he’s going to start with Serenity. She says, that sounds like a commune, but he says, it’s the estate he grew up on. She says she thought he told them that he had a tough childhood, and he says, it was the worst. They treated him like the hired help. She asks why he’d want to buy the property then, and he says, it would bring everything full circle. His mother was the original owner. She says, right, and because Dominique was his mother, he’s the rightful heir to Leopold Taub’s fortune.

Anna and Felicia pack up Bobbie’s things, and Felicia says, a mug? Anna looks at it and says, a vase maybe, or a pen holder? Felicia takes out Bobbie’s first hospital ID and cries. She says, look. She kept it all this time. Anna says, so young, and Felicia picks up a nurse’s cap. She asks if Anna ever saw pictures of Bobbie in her first uniform, and Anna says she did. Those hats, the things the nurses wore back then. Felicia says, she pulled it off, and Anna says she doesn’t know how that hat stayed on with all that mane of red hair. Felicia says, they all had the hair, and they laugh. Felicia says, she just realized, she’ll never get to laugh with Bobbie again. She cries and Anna hugs her.

Anna says, it’s a lot. Looking back over someone else’s life, you realize what people saw in them, what you saw in them. She thinks there’s beauty in that though, and Felicia agrees. She says, doing this with Anna made all the difference, and Anna says, it was an honor to help. Felicia tells her, Bobbie once said, grief is more bearable when you can help someone else. And the way we honor the ones that we’ve lost – she cries – is to embrace the living. Her phone rings, and she says, yes, this is Felicia Scorpio… The results are ready? She’ll be right there. Anna asks what that’s about, and Felicia says, the living.

Laura says, so according to Cyrus, the confrontation was completely personal, not business related at all, and Dante says, it’s not like Sonny to settle old scores like that. She says she knows. Cyrus was apparently privy to some information about Sonny’s marriage, something Sonny didn’t know. Did his father say anything to him? He says, not a word.

Sam tells Drew that she’s not trying to impose anything on Scout, and she’s not trying to get back at him. She’s just saying, they need to be on the same page when they make such a huge change in their daughter’s life. He says, she’s right and he’s sorry. He doesn’t know why he picked a fight with her. She says, then why did he? They don’t fight, especially over how they raise their daughter. Does he want to tell her what’s really going on? He says he guesses he felt hurt that Scout didn’t let on how she felt about Westwood Academy. He thought they formed a really good bond since he’s been back. She says, of course (🍷) they have, and he says, then why did Scout tell her and not him. She doesn’t feel she can come to him? She says she thinks Scout saw how excited he was and didn’t want to disappoint him. Scout loves him. She loves being close to him. She doesn’t want that to change. He asks what kept Sam from coming to him, and she says she knows how much he hated missing out on being Scout’s dad, not being able to be her father all those years Victor had him locked up in Greece. He says, and now, he lost even more time, because of Nina.

Nina tells Sasha, everyone told Sonny, Nina, she’s a liar. Nina, she can’t be trusted. It’s like she went out of her way to prove them right. She’s not equipped or qualified to be someone’s mother, or a grandmother, or a wife. Sasha says, that couldn’t be further from the truth, and Nina says, truth or not, it’s what everyone believes. Sasha says, not everyone. Kristina and Dante supported their relationship. Nina says, Kristina and Dante supported it as long as she was making their father happy, which is definitely not the case anymore. Dante will probably stay out of the fray, but Kristina? Kristina will gladly rain hellfire down on her every chance she gets. Sasha says, what about the kids? They all love her. Nina says, they do love her, and she loves them. But that doesn’t matter anymore; that’s all over. Carly will make sure of that. Sasha says, that’s not entirely Carly’s decision, and Nina says, Michael hates her. Willow and Sonny… Sasha says she wouldn’t completely count out Willow, but Nina says, Sasha didn’t see her face when Willow found out what she did. She recoiled, literally. Who blames her? Her own daughter did that. Sasha say she’s so sorry, but Nina says she has no one to blame but herself. Sasha says, what’s done is done. Nina has accepted it; that’s great. She’s owned up to it; that’s even better. Now she just has to ask herself, what can she do to fix it?

Sam tells Drew that she’s had Nina’s number since she came to Port Charles ten years ago, and she knows firsthand what that woman is capable of when she gets scorned. Wow. No wonder he came in hot today. He thanks her for giving him and out, but to be honest, their issues have nothing to do with Nina. He made decisions about Scout’s life without including Sam, and that’s not fair. She thanks him for saying that, and he says, she’s gone so far out of her way to include him in every aspect of Scout’s life. She says, that’s why she didn’t want to undercut the whole Westwood thing, and he says, even if she didn’t think it was a good idea? She tells him, that’s not what she said. Actually, she thinks Westwood is a fantastic school. Molly and Kristina loved it, and she thinks Scout might love it one day too. Give her some time and maybe just a little space. He says, and not uproot her in the middle of a school year. He sees her point. Finally. She says she thinks this is their first difference of opinion in raising their daughter. She doesn’t know what to do. Where do they go from here?

Lois says, Sonny is right and she’s sorry. He tells her that he didn’t say anything, and she says, he didn’t have to. his face said it all, then his shoulders seconded it. She gets it. It’s none of her business. She doesn’t have a right to say how he should live his life. He says, she doesn’t judge him, does she? and she says, of course (🍷) she doesn’t. That is not what friends do. Now go get her some rubbing alcohol so she can tend to his knuckles. Go. He leaves, and there’s a knock at the door. She says, what? The bodyguard’s on a coffee break? She opens the door, and Dante is there. She tells him, come in, and he asks if his father is here. She says, he is, and she’s so glad Dante is here because Sonny’s had a really rough morning. He’s going to be so happy to see his son is here. Dante says, not today he won’t.

Maxie says, Cody buying the estate to get his childhood revenge seems hollow, and he says, in what way? She says, like Bobbie and her brother Luke. They had a very tough upbringing too, and she asked Bobbie one time how she was able to move past it. She said, nursing gave her a sense of purpose. So what she wants to ask is, what is Cody’s purpose? He says he’s not sure. He doesn’t even know if he has a purpose. Felicia walks in and says, nonsense. They all do.

Cody tells Felicia, hello, and she says, sorry for eavesdropping. Occupational hazard. Maxie says, that’s not still her occupation, and Cody says, actually, he’s glad she overheard them, because she’s done a whole bunch of things, right? She says, and then some, and he says, so maybe she could give him some insight on finding his. She says she sure can. First, you start by being honest with yourself, and then you extend that honesty to others. He says, all right, that sounds easy enough, and she says, for instance, he could start with being honest about having his DNA tested to determine if he’s Mac’s son. Maxie tells her, stop. She asked Felicia to drop this. Felicia says she knows, but she didn’t, and Cody tells her, it’s like he said; the test came up negative. She says, not that test. That was last year’s test. He says, then what is she talking about? and she says she’s talking about the new test she ran on him behind his back.

Drew says he guesses he and Sam are just going to have to figure out a way to navigate this, and she say she’s sure they will. He says, then maybe they can revisit the whole Westwood Academy thing next year… if Scout wants it. She says, a lot can happen in a year, and he says, doesn’t he know it. He hates the fact that Scout was worried about disappointing him. She says, that’s just kids. Most of them anyway. He says, when he sees her, he’s going to make sure she knows that no matter what she does or says, he’ll always be her biggest fan. Sam says, well, she’s his, and he says, still? She says, always, and he says, that’s something. Sam says she knows he’s a had a really, really tough year. Scout’s not the only one who cares about him. So if he ever needs to talk, she’s here. He thanks her and leaves.

Laura says she told Dante, and Cyrus says, that couldn’t have been easy, especially given the high esteem in which she holds Sonny. She says, this is not about her and Sonny. It’s about him, first and last. He says, she flatters him. Fortunately, the sins of pride have long since lost their allure. She says, what about sins of omission, because it’s clear to her that he’s holding back a lot here, and he says, what’s clear is that she’ll always be inclined to defend her friend Corinthos, even after he’s attacked her own brother. She says she’s known Sonny for decades – decades. She’s known him a lot less. He says, as he’s told her on several occasions, Sonny Corinthos is no better than the man he used to be, and she says, he knows what her terms are with him if he wants to be a member of her family. He says, more than anything, and she says, so he needs to prove to her that he’s worthy of her trust. And that doesn’t mean running around quoting the Bible all the time. It means proving it to her through his actions. He says, whatever she requires of him, he shall do.

Sasha says she told Willow that she noticed Willow and Nina had one common virtue, and Nina says, it’s nice to know she has a virtue right now. What is it? Sasha says, they both have a great capacity for forgiving, and Nina says she hopes Sasha is right. She prays her daughter will forgive her, especially since her husband never will.

Lois tells Dante that she’s sorry, but whatever this is, is going to have to wait. He says, she needs her to back off and let him do his job, when Sonny comes out. Lois says, looks who’s here, and Sonny hands her the alcohol and a towel. He says he guesses bad news travels fast, and Dante says he just heard about Nina. He’s sorry. Sonny says he appreciates it, and Dante says he also apologizes in advance for this. He goes to the door, and says, Officer Carter…  Carter comes in, and Lois says, he’s Dante’s own father, but Sonny says, that’s all right. It wouldn’t be the first time for either of them. Lois says, not another word until Sonny’s lawyer is present. What is going on? Dante says he just came from seeing Cyrus Renault at GH. He really wishes he didn’t have to do this, but he does. Carter says, Michael Sonny Corinthos, I’m placing you under arrest for the second-degree assault of Cyrus Renault. He puts the cuffs on Sonny and gives Sonny his rights.

On Monday, Cody tells Felicia, it looks like deception runs in the family; Lucy asks Scotty to swear it will never leave this table; Carly says, this is exactly what she needed; and Sonny asks if this can be off the record.

🧊 Stone Cold Coming In…

If you don’t know, now you know.

I can’t believe I missed the special, although I’m sure it’s not disappearing from HULU any time soon.

This includes Jason’s history. Read it if you want your head to explode. It’s one thing watching on the daily, but seeing it all at once is a lot.

What Happened to Jason on GENERAL HOSPITAL

🏥 Many Happy Returns…

A blast from the past.

And the not-so-distant past. IMO, the most Nikolas of the Nikolases.

🌲 Pine Valley Lookbook…

All My Children through the decades.

🧂 Salt Encrusted Ricochet…

Jen claims Heather is a liar in Gucci and she’s going to sue everyone.

https://people.com/jen-shah-responds-heather-gay-claim-gave-her-black-eye-rhoslc-8421629

In probably the most truthful moment, Andy says, if they’d gotten that money shot, they would have used it.

👠 Needs More Salt…

I think all scenes from the Housewives franchise should be reenacted by drag queens.

In the final twist, production pleads ignorance. They also admit they would have told the others. Isn’t that cheating?

💸 Don’t Let This Be You…

Seriously though? There are a few red flags here, but a good rule of thumb is, if you didn’t initiate the call, don’t give out the information. If you think it might be legit, call the bank or credit card company yourself and verify.

https://people.com/andy-cohen-says-he-was-scammed-out-of-a-lot-of-money-8421079

⚓️ Here Comes the Captain…

Captain Sandy is tying the nautical knot.

🧛🏻‍♂️ Fading Shadows…

I think this show is too funny.

https://ew.com/what-we-do-in-the-shadows-to-end-season-six-8418335

🏆 Going For the Globes…

Sunday, January 7th, 8 pm EST, on CBS or Paramount+.

🎊 After the Ball Is Over…

Relive the moment. Or live it if you missed it.

https://www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news/live-new-years-eve-times-square-ball-drop-2024/

🐶 It’s Never Too Early…

Get ready for those Bowling puppies.

https://www.chiff.com/articles/puppy-bowl.htm

📌 Quotes of the Week

Whoever you are, whatever your dream, you have to be strong in your head and strong in your heart. Be strong. There’s no quitting in the person who wants it bad enough. – Carly Patterson

The setback will be the set up. – Carrie Bernans

If you are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are at peace, you are living in the present. – Lao Tzu

Google me, bitch. – Angie Katsanevas, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City

To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

The beautiful thing about learning is no one can take it away from you. – BB King

The best predictor of future behavior is past behavior. – Dr. Phil

Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man. – Benjamin Franklin

Everyone’s talking about it, especially those who weren’t invited. – Mamie Fish (Ashlie Atkinson), The Gilded Age

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. – Bill Vaughan

Celebrate endings, for they precede new beginnings. – Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes. Because if you are making mistakes, then you are making new things, trying new things, learning, living, pushing yourself, changing yourself, changing your world. You’re doing things you’ve never done before, and more importantly, you’re doing something. – Neil Gaiman

🛹 Sliding Into the New Year Like…

Join me on Monday really Tuesday for soap and getting back on Deck. Until then, stay safe, stay being more focused on what’s on the inside than what the outside looks like, and stay honoring the ones you’ve lost by embracing the living.

October 13, 2023 – The Wedding Is On, Thought, Back, Fitting, MIA, A Goodbye, Salty Talk, Postscript, Hard Times, Back To the 80s, Dead Stuff, Costumed Pets (!), Totally Ten Quotes & Monster

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Curtis lifts weights, when there’s a knock at the door. He wheels himself over to open it, and Stella asks if it’s a bad time. He says, not at all, if she doesn’t mind waiting for him to finish another set. She says, not at all, and comes in. She asks if somebody else is here, but he says, no, just him, picking up one of the weights. He asks if she thinks they shouldn’t have left him alone, and she asks if she said that. He says, no, and she says, he’s been on his own for a while now, and he’s doing just fine. He works with the weight, and says, she’s been tracking him, huh? She says she always has; she’s not going to change now. He’s working hard; very impressive. He says he’s just trying to keep it all together, and she says, he’s doing more than keeping it together. She’s very proud of him. He thanks her and says, all these exercises, in fact everything he does, is for Trina and Portia and Marshall. She says, how’s that? and he says, every morning there’s a part of him that doesn’t want to get out of bed. Then he thinks about his family. They need him, and he will not let them down. There’s a knock at the door, and Stella says she’ll get it. She opens it to Selina and says, what do you want?

TJ tells Portia he heard a rumor going around. The buzz is totally positive. She says she has no idea what he’s talking about, but he says, spill. She says she doesn’t want to talk about it yet. Not until she gets a chance to tell Curtis, and she wants to tell him in person. He’s going to be so hurt if he finds out everyone at GH knew before he did. She’s trying to sneak out of here so she can see him. TJ says, he’s going to be thrilled.

Josslyn knocks on the door at Windymere, and Giles answers. He asks if he can help her, and she says, he probably doesn’t remember her, but she’s Josslyn Jax, Avery’s older sister. He says, of course (🍷). What can he do for her? She says she’s looking for Ava. She never picked Avery up from the nanny last night. Giles invites her in.

A guard walks Cyrus to the visiting room, and Cyrus says, another visitor during off hours? He sees Laura, and she says, hello, Cyrus.

Austin sits at his desk and flashes back to him telling the judge that Cyrus is weak because of his heart attack, and no longer a physical threat to anybody. He says, yeah, weak like a great white shark is weak. He remembers telling Mason that he did what was asked and to let Ava go, and Mason saying, neither one of them call the shots. There’s a knock at the door, and Dex says, sorry to bother him, but has he seen Ava Jerome?

Puerto Rico. Here Comes the Bride plays as Nina walks to Sonny, and everyone looks all happy. The priest welcomes everyone and says, they’ve been blessed with a beautiful day to witness the joining in matrimony of Michael Sonny Corinthos and Nina Reeves. This is a joyful occasion, and a solemn one. Marriage as a traditional ceremony is an honorable one, not to be entered into lightly, but a pledge between two people to honor, support, and love one another for the rest of your lives. Is that the pledge they’re willing to make? Nina says, we are, and Sonny says, yeah, we are.

Selina says she’s here to see her friend, but Stella says, she doesn’t have any friends here. And no way she’s buying any with that gift basket. Stella looks at the bodyguard holding a basket of fruit behind Selina, and Curtis says, it’s okay. Selina’s a business associate. Stella says, uh-huh, and Selina walks in. (Oooh. The bodyguard has a bakery box too.) Selina says, his aunt is very protective. She admires that in a family. Stella excuses herself, and Curtis asks what Selina is doing here. She says, he’s been back home for a while now. She thought she’d give him some time to get accustomed to his new life. He says, that was considerate, and she says she hopes now he’s come to his senses and is ready to sell her The Savoy.

Cyrus says, what an unexpected and wonderful surprise. He didn’t know Laura was back from her trip. She says, they just got back, and he says, and she chose to come and see him. He’s touched. She says, he cut his hair, and shaved, and… He says, since he found his true calling, he didn’t find the need to hide behind appearances, and she says, he looks great. So tell her, how is he feeling? He says, their brother told her about his little medical problem, and she says she doesn’t know that she’d call a heart attack a little medical problem, and she’s glad Marty told her. He asks if Martin also told her that it was her aura that pulled him through in his darkest hour, but she says, it was Drew Cain who saved his life. He says, without the will to live, his CPR might not have been effective, but he is a good man. She says, he’s a very good man. That’s why it’s such a shame he’s in here with… Cyrus says, with men like me. He gets the feeling checking on his health isn’t the only reason she’s here. She says she heard about his application for early release, and he asks if she’s here as his sister or the mayor.

Giles says he’s also concerned about Miss Jerome’s whereabouts, and Josslyn says, so she hasn’t been here? He says, she was home when he left. That was night before last. She didn’t mention any plans to be away, but when he came to work yesterday, she wasn’t here. She never came home. Josslyn says, so no maid or no housekeeper has seen her, and he says, no one on the staff has seen or heard from her, but he did find a broken martini glass on the floor here. He points near the fireplace, and says, it could have been an accident. Perhaps she’s staying with her friend Miss Reeves? Josslyn says, no. Nina’s in Puerto Rico getting married. He says, Dr. Gatlin-Holt’s been a frequent guest recently. He was under the impression the doctor and Miss Jerome might be close.

Austin says, recently, no, he hasn’t seen Ava, and Dex asks if he remembers the last time he saw or heard from her. Austen says, two or three days ago. Why is Dex asking him this? Dex says, she hasn’t been to her art gallery, and no one has seen or heard from her, and Austin says, Dex works for Sonny Corinthos; is he right about that? Dex says, yeah, and Austin says, a couple of days ago, Ava mentioned she was thinking of maybe taking a trip to New York. She said there was an artist she was interested in signing. Dex says, that could be very helpful, and thanks Austin for his time. Austin says, no problem, and as he walks past Dex, Dex punches him in the stomach and gets him in a headlock. As Austin struggles to breathe, Dex says, Sonny has a daughter with Ava Jerome, so he cares about her. If he finds out Austin has something to do with her disappearance, he’ll be back, and he won’t be asking questions. He lets Austin go and walks out.

In the hallway, Dex’s phone rings, and Josslyn tells him that she thinks she might have found something.

The priest says, it’s his understanding Sonny and Nina have elected to say their own vows, and Nina hands her bouquet to Willow. Sonny says he guesses Nina wants him to go, and she says, yeah. They join hands, and Sonny says he spent all morning writing his vows. They’re in his pocket, but when he looked in Nina’s eyes, he felt like he didn’t need to write his vows because he can always speak from his heart to her. He thanks her for trusting and loving him, and for seeing the better man in him than he ever saw in himself. He appreciates her kindness and her strength and her willingness to fight for their love, even though everybody was against them. When they doubted they should be together, they did everything they could to get through it, and here they are. He’s convinced more now that they belong together, because of how he feels right now in the moment. How he always does; she makes him secure. He knows she loves him and he loves her that much more, and he always will.

Selina asks Curtis to just hear her out. She’ll keep the entire staff at The Savoy – Stella walks back in – and the entire name of the club will remain. He and his entire family will have VIP memberships for life, and she’ll increase her original offer to twice what he paid for the club. He says, that’s an extremely generous offer, and she says she agrees. So what does he say? He thinks a moment and asks why she’s determined to buy his club. Why doesn’t she start her own and find a location that’s half the price? Stella says, good question.

Cyrus says, in case Laura is wondering, he has no idea how the judge is going to rule. He hasn’t heard anything yet. Now that she’s back, will she oppose his release? She says, he looks as strong and healthy as the day he got in here, but that said, she’s not a doctor. And as the mayor, she doesn’t interfere with judicial decisions. He says he supposes putting in a good word for her brother is out of the question, and she says, yes. He asks if Marty also told her that he gave away all of his money.

Dex arrives at Windymere, and Giles lets him in. Josslyn introduces Giles, and says, Giles told her that Ava hasn’t been home since night before last, and nobody on the staff has seen or heard from her. Dex says, she told him that she found something, and she says, this cellphone and this lollypop. The cellphone was under the coffee table, and the lollypop was just kind of sticking out of the couch. And Giles found a broken martini glass on the floor. Giles says, Miss Avery must have dropped the lollypop last time she was here, but Josslyn says, this isn’t Avery’s. Dex asks how she knows, and she says, because it’s grape and Avery hates grape. So somebody else had to have been here. And Ava would have never left her cellphone in case Avery needed to get in touch with her. Dex says he saw cameras everywhere as he walked up to the house. There have to be more, right? Giles says, yes, and Dex says he needs to see the footage from the minute Giles left Ava.

Nina says, to be honest, she never imagined she’d be here right now with Sonny. It’s actually the last thing she ever expected or wanted, and she fought it for a very long time. She kept telling herself that they would never work, and as she kept saying that, her heart kept falling deeper and deeper in love with him. And she couldn’t fight her heart anymore, could she? Or him. His charm, his humor, his compassion, his courage, his loyalty… his dance moves. What more could a person ask for in someone they love? Then she saw him parent his children, who he fiercely loves, and how he’s willing to fight for them, for their protection. She’s always wanted that family, since she was a little girl. Her daughter is now a part of her life – she looks at Willow – and the two of them are part of his family. He’s given her so much. He’s given her a family. And she wants to give him something. She’s going to surround him with love for his entire life; she promises him that. And they can leave all their mistakes behind them. She’ll walk with him, hand in hand, right beside him, loving him, for the rest of his life.

Selina tells Curtis that she doesn’t have the time or the inclination to open a new club. It’s too much work and she has a busy schedule. The Savoy is already established; that’s why she’ll be paying him top dollar for it. Stella asks if he heard how Selina made it sound like it’s a done deal, when Portia walks in. Selina tells her, good afternoon, and Stella says, she got here just in time. Miss Wu brought them a basket filled with treats. Why doesn’t Portia have a seat and she’ll make them some tea so they can all get to know each other better. She asks what kind of tea Selina would like, and Selina says, that’s kind of her, but she has another appointment. Stella says, that’s just too bad. Maybe another time then. She opens the front door, and Selina nods to her bodyguard. She tells Curtis that she’ll be in touch, and he thanks her for the basket. I want to know what’s in the bakery box. Selina leaves with the guard, and Stella closes the door, putting her back against it, and says, amen.

Dex looks at a tablet, and Giles says, he can see the front entrance is well-covered by several cameras. Dex says, there Giles is, leaving. This is the night before last. Ava was alone when he left? Giles says, yes. Feel free to examine the rest of the footage. He must check on a delivery. Please help Miss Jerome. He leaves, and Dex points at the tablet, saying, there. Someone’s coming in. Josslyn says she sees him, but she can’t see his face; he’s wearing a hood. They keep watching, and Dex says, they’re at about twenty minutes later. Josslyn says, there’s Ava. She’s with him, but Josslyn can’t tell if her hands are tied or if she’s just walking super close to him. Dex suggests they check the dock camera around that time… They didn’t use the launch. Josslyn says, he would still have to go back to Port Charles, no? and Dex says, right there. He has his own boat. That’s what they left on. If he and Josslyn want to see where they came ashore, they need to see the harbor security cameras and the traffic cameras from that time. They can’t do that without going to the cops. Josslyn says, there’s another way.

Josslyn knocks at an apartment door, and a voice asks, who knocks? She looks up at a camera and says, Spinelli, it’s Josslyn. You’re watching us through the security camera. Spinelli opens the door and says, greetings, clever girl. What brings them to his door?

Austin gives TJ a folder and says, the prognosis was very impressive. He coughs and drinks some water, and TJ asks if he’s all right. Austin says he’s fine. He went to a concert last night and he was very enthusiastic. TJ asks, who was the band? when Mason walks in. He says he’s sorry. His cousin here wanted to see him.

Cyrus tells Laura that he’s seen so much suffering in here, he thought his money could do more good trying to help these poor souls. She says, Marty did mention to her that he’d given some of his money to a recidivism organization, but he says, not some of his money, every dime. He says, she doesn’t believe that, and she says she guesses they’ll see, won’t they, if he’s granted his early release. He says, how little faith she has in her brother. They were ill-gotten gains. He’s come to realize and appreciate that. She says she hopes so, and he says, she doesn’t seem to doubt the generosity of her friend Sonny Corinthos when he gives away his dirty money. He’s not wrong.

The priest says, Sonny and Nina’s vows were so clearly from the heart. Now please repeat after him. They say the traditional vows; in sickness and health, forsaking all others until death do us part. The rings are exchanged, and the priest says, in the presence of God and these witnesses, they’re now husband and wife. What God has joined, let no one put asunder. He thinks they know what happens next. They laugh and Donna says, you’re supposed to kiss. They do, and everyone smiles.

Portia asks what that was about, and Stella says, that woman was trying… Curtis says, Selina came to talk business, but what is Portia doing here in the middle of the day? She says she wanted to tell him something in person, but she wanted it to be official. Stella says, for what to be official? and Portia says she’s been named Co-Chief of Staff at General Hospital. Curtis says, congratulations, and she says, it’s going to be a lot more administrative work and a lot of emails, but… Stella says, Portia knows she can handle all of that, and Curtis says, she’ll be great. Portia says, and it’s going to be a little extra money. Stella says, as it should be for all that extra work, and Curtis says, they’ll be very lucky to have her. He couldn’t be more proud of his intelligent, accomplished, and very gorgeous wife. She kisses him and says, thank you.

Dex tells Spinelli that they couldn’t download the video from the system at Windymere, so all they have is the footage he had access to. Josslyn says, they also found Ava’s cellphone at Windymere, but she doesn’t know how to get in. Can he break in? He says, he can, but it will take time Ava doesn’t have, and Dex says, let’s get back to what we’ve got. The butler departed the house at 10:57 that night. At 11:18, an unidentified figure, likely male, entered the house. There’s no footage from the interior, so we don’t know what happened inside, but at 11:59, the hooded figure left by the front door with Ava. They were close together. He appears to be leading her, and from her posture, it’s likely her hands were tied. They arrived at the docks at 12:03 am and left in a single engine outboard. That’s what we have. Spinelli says, well done, and Josslyn says, what they really need to know is where they docked the boat in Port Charles. Does he think he can get access to the harbor security and traffic cameras?

Austin tells TJ that the apologizes. His cousin is unaware of hospital protocol. Mason could have just interrupted a consultation with a patient. Mason says he’s sorry. He’s just a truck driver and doesn’t know anything about hospital protocols. So he hopes TJ can forgive him. TJ says, no problem. They’re finished. He thanks Austin and is about to leave, when he says, so Mason is a truck driver? and Mason says, used to be. Now he kind of does a little bit of everything. TJ says, it was good to see him again, Mason says, him too, and TJ leaves. He pauses for a moment outside the door, then walks on. Mason tells Austin, do not get high and mighty with him about manners. Austin said he needed to see him right away, so what’s going on? Austin says, Sonny Corinthos knows.

Laura says, Sonny has nothing to do with the way she views Cyrus, but he says he’s well-aware of that. He and Sonny were in the same kind of business for years, and he ever thought much about Sonny. But then he’d see Sonny treated with such reverence, an honored member of the Port Charles community with a respected family when he’s no better than Cyrus is. Again he’s not wrong.

Kristina congratulates Nina and welcomes her to the family, hugging her. Donna goes over to Sonny and says, her turn. He says, come here, girl. Give me a hug. He wants her to know something. Daddy always loves her. She knows that, right? She says she loves him, and they hug again. These two are too cute together. Donna asks Nina if she can call her Mama Nina now, and Nina says she would love nothing more. She hugs Donna.

Willow tells Sonny, congratulations, and hugs him. He says, her mother is the best thing that ever happened to him. He just wants her to know that she means everything to Nina. Willow smiles at him, and tells Nina, congratulations. Nina thanks her, and says, it means so much that she’s here. Willow hugs her, and I feel sick thinking about this all falling apart. Michael hugs Sonny and tells Nina, congratulations. Welcome to the family. He kisses her on the cheek.  

Stella says, this is definitely cause for a celebration, and Portia agrees. Stella says she’s taking the two of them out for dinner tonight to celebrate. Marshall and Trina too. Portia says, they can actually have dinner in here tonight, have some champagne. It’ll be a little bit more relaxing, right? Curtis says, no. Auntie’s right. This is a big deal and they should celebrate it, right? Stella tells him, you said it, baby.

Laura tells Cyrus that she supposes she and Sonny have the sort of friendship that surprises some people, but she had no idea it upset him that much. He says he’s sorry. He’s not upset at Sonny. He supposes he just envies Sonny’s life, and how Sonny seems to have a closer relationship with his sister than he does. She says she’s known Sonny for a very long time, and he says, he knows it’s unlikely, but if he does get his release, perhaps he and Laura can build a bond that’s even stronger than the one she has with Sonny. She kind of shrugs and smiles, and the guard says, time’s up. Cyrus says, wish me luck, and she tells him, good luck. He laughs and pats her hand. He thanks her so much for coming. He hopes to see her again very soon. He leaves with the guard.

Just for the record, I’m aware they spell the prison Pentonville on the show, but I think Pentenville looks more like penitentiary, so, artistic license. Like with Windymere.

Dex says, there. That was the boat. Josslyn is surprised he can see it, and Spinelli says, keen powers of observation. Here they are. Dex says, Pier 17, and Spinelli, the abductor, if that’s what he is, chose his spot well. See what’s around the pier? It’s all warehouses. They’d be deserted at that hour, so even if Ava were to call for help, he doesn’t think she’d be heard. Josslyn says, wait. He took off his hood. Dex asks if Spinelli can tighten it, and Spinelli says, yes, of course (🍷), but the cameras are not high res; it might be grainy. Dex says he knows that guy. That’s Austin Gatlin-Holt’s cousin… Mason.

Austin says, one of Sonny’s guys was here asking about Ava, and Mason says, so? Austin says, what does he mean, so? No one’s heard from her in a couple of days. Mason says, because she’s locked in a basement somewhere. Who cares? Austin says he cares. He cares very much. Mason says, that’s sweet. His cousin is in love. Austin says he’s not joking around here. Don’t you hurt her. Mason says, Austin knows better than to threaten him, and Austin asks if it isn’t enough that Ava spent all this time thinking she killed Nikolas, and Nikolas is alive and well. He’s fine; he’s in Europe. Mason says he didn’t tell the guy to take off. He and Cyrus were the ones who kept him alive in the first place. Austin says, Nikolas is Cyrus’s nephew, and Mason says, forgive him. Cyrus has never struck him as the sentimental type about family, but Austin says, maybe they’re wrong about that. Mason needs to convince Cyrus to leave Ava alone. If that guy comes back for him… Mason says, put him off, but Austin says, no. He thought he already had. He punched Austin in the gut and grabbed him in a chokehold. He said, if anything happens to Ava, he’s coming back for Austin. Mason says, looks like you’ve got a problem, cuz.

Sonny and Nina, and Michael and Willow slow dance, while Kristina dances with the kids. Michael’s phone dings, and he says he has to take this real quick. He’ll be back. Willow calls Wiley over to dance with her, and Sonny asks if he can dance with his little girl. Donna says, yeah, and much cuteness happens. Willow suggests Wiley ask his grandmother to dance, and Wiley asks Nina if she wants to dance. She says, does she? Yeah. They dance as much as you can dance with a three-foot height difference. On the side, Michael says he’s at a family function. He can’t talk long. So, they have the name of the person who turned Drew Cain in to the SEC?

We don’t see his face, but a man tells Michael, the SEC was contacted by a lawyer named Martin Grey, acting on behalf of a client. Michael says, Grey was just a go-between. He needs the name of the person who pointed the SEC to his mom and Drew… He turns around and looks at Nina having a grand old time with Wiley. Ugh. I mean, I get it. She did wrong, but I still feel badly about it since it all finally came together, and everyone is so happy.

Curtis reaches for his water, and Portia tries to help, but he says he’s got it. Doesn’t she have to go back to the hospital, Co-Chief of Staff? She laughs and says she does actually, and he says he’s going to take a shower and he’ll see her tonight. She says she can’t wait, and he wheels himself out of the room. Stella suggests Portia take the basket over to the hospital for the nurses to enjoy, and Portia says, okay. When she gets closer, Stella lowers her voice and says, Portia doesn’t have to do everything. She just got a wonderful well-deserved job and she’ll be making more money. Portia says, right, and The Savoy is making money, and Stella says, but Curtis isn’t there. In his mind, he’s not making a dime. Curtis needs her, he needs all of them, to live out their lives as normally as possible and not walk on eggshells around him. He can go out the restaurant and have a fine time. Portia says she was just thinking he’ll be more comfortable here, that’s all, but Stella says, if something is making Curtis uncomfortable, he’s a grown man and he can tell them himself. Believe her. She knows Curtis and he will. Portia says, okay, and thanks her. They hug, and Stella hands Portia the basket. Portia asks if she’s sure, and Stella says, absolutely. They don’t want nothing that woman has to offer, but she will be keeping the baked goods. Portia takes the basket and leaves.

Josslyn asks if Dex is sure that’s the same guy, and Dex says, positive. Maybe Mason has ties to someone working against Sonny; he’s not sure who yet. Josslyn asks how he can tell from this picture, and Dex says, when he was following Mason, he always had a lollypop in his mouth. Josslyn says, that would explain the grape lollypop at Ava’s, and Spinelli says, here we go. The vehicle that Ava and Mason got in is registered to a Pautuck Trucking Company, Pautuck, New York. Dex says he’s going to need a list of all the employees employed by the trucking company and their addresses, as well as any properties owned or leased by the trucking company. He tells Josslyn, that’s where they’ll find Ava.

Austin says, Mason’s right. He has a problem. Because for some reason, Cyrus hates Sonny Corinthos. Can Mason please explain that to him, because he doesn’t understand. Isn’t there enough to go around for everybody? There’s plenty there. At least there used to be. Mason says he doesn’t get it either. Honestly, he thinks the whole thing started when the boss found out Mayor Collins was his sister. Austin asks, what’s that got to do with anything? and Mason says he doesn’t know. He’s just telling Austin, that’s when Cyrus started mentioning Sonny more and more. He would rant on and on about Corinthos and the life he had. Austin says, what life? They both have the same life. They’re mob bosses. Mason says, he called Sonny respectable. It’s almost as if it’s something he wanted for himself and doesn’t have. Austin says, so his life is in danger because Cyrus is jealous of Sonny Corinthos, but Mason says he thinks it goes deeper than that. Austin says, if that guy comes back, Sonny’s guy, he’s going to spill his guts. And they’re next move is to come after Mason, and then Mason will be as dead as him. Mason tells him, don’t do anything stupid. Austin’s only protection from Sonny is the boss, so just do as he’s told. Let the boss handle Sonny. He leaves.

Wiley and Donna chant, cake, cake, cake, and pound on the table. Sonny and Nina get ready to cut the cake, and Michael watches from the sidelines.

The guard says, this is it, opening the door, and Cyrus goes out into the sunshine wearing civilian clothes. He takes an envelope of the possessions he came with from the guard, and the guard says, he knows his way out. Cyrus says he certainly does, and tosses the envelope into a trashcan on his way to the gate.

Sonny and Nina cut the cake, and Sonny feeds Nina a piece. Michael watches.

Before going through the gate, Cyrus takes a deep breath and smiles.

Sonny and Nina wipe icing off of Donna and Wiley’s faces. Michael glares at Nina. This is bad.

The prison gate opens, and Cyrus walks out. He turns to look back at the prison.

Sonny and Nina kiss and drink champagne. Michael glares some more.

Cyrus gets in a car, and it drives away.

On Monday, Cody wonders if Sasha is going to walk away from her life after just getting it back; Willow says, Michael never told her who he was talking to; and Kristina asks what someone is doing here.

💭 A thought: Interesting that Nina and Cyrus have parallel goals of wanting a family and are both going about it all wrong.

🩺 The Doctor Was Out…

This is embarrassing. He’s my absolute favorite soap actor and I didn’t even realize he’d been gone for so long. Well, nice to have him back.

🧳In Sonny’s Defense…

The punishment fit the crime; being exiled to Bridgeport. And one of the funniest interactions ever, starting with her opening the door to give Sam the boot and him standing there.

🕵🏾 The Latest in Waldos…

It’s time to put him back on the canvas. Taggert is definitely underused.

🥀 Ringing Down the Curtain…

He had a wonderful run.

🗽 Her Face Is Irrelevant…

Doubtful she was joking considering her ego. Tribecca does not need her endorsement.

🧂 Four Teaspoons Of Salt…

This week in RHOSLC.

The slam.

The non-clap back.

To be filed under don’t care.

https://people.com/jen-shah-husband-sharrieff-shah-sends-50th-birthday-well-wishes-prison-exclusive-8303004

🍊 Orange You Done Yet…?

Fancy Pants Heather’s hint.

https://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-orange-county/style-living/rhoc-season-17-reunion-recap-heather-dubrows-new-house

It was pretty bold for one just released from banishment.

Apparently not too bold though, since the status quo stays the same.

💎 Possible Final Word…

So, they’re separated, but not divorcing, and it’s no one’s fault.

👠 Those 80s Ladies…

Normally, this wouldn’t be my type of film, but I do like an 80s flashback.

https://ew.com/tv/ladies-of-the-80s-lifetime-movie-first-look-photos/

https://people.com/ladies-of-the-80s-a-divas-christmas-lifetime-first-look-photos-8305219

⚰️ News Of the Departed…

Reddest herring in the world.

https://ew.com/tv/walking-dead-daryl-dixon-melissa-mcbride-season-2/

It makes sense since Jadis was a huge part of the Rick story.

https://ew.com/tv/walking-dead-the-ones-who-live-adds-terry-o-quinn-pollyanna-mcintosh-teaser-photos/

There better be some good explanation of why Victor went from antihero to antichrist.

https://bleedingcool.com/tv/fear-the-walking-dead-season-8-scene-madison-victor-reunite-kinda/

Dead at the con.

https://comicbook.com/tv-shows/news/new-york-comic-con-2023-recap-the-walking-dead-universe-rick-michonne-daryl-dixon-carol-fear/#1

🐩 Best In Costume…

I could look at this stuff all day.

https://www.thelist.com/646383/the-best-celebrity-pet-halloween-costumes-ever/

https://www.hola.com/us/lifestyle/20211022325485/celebrity-halloween-costumes-pets-roundup-gallery-1/

📣 Quotes of the Week

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts. – Bertrand Russell

If you look for perfection, you’ll never be content. – Leo Tolstoy

I could not tread these perilous paths in safety, if I did not keep a saving sense of humor. – Horatio Nelson

Compassion for animals is intimately connected with goodness of character; and it may be confidently asserted that he who is cruel to animals cannot be a good man. – Schopenhauer

Maturity is achieved when a person accepts life as full of tension. – Joshua L. Liebman

Our experiences don’t define us. It’s what we’ve learned from them that matters. – Monkey D. Garp (Vincent Regan), One Piece

A coward is incapable of exhibiting love; it is the prerogative of the brave. – Mahatma Gandhi,

Pursue some path, however narrow and crooked, in which you can walk with love and reverence. – Henry David Thoreau

Few things will make you feel better than a job brilliantly done. – Robin S. Sharma

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping. – Gertrude Stein

🪄 Putting a Spell On You…

Visit again on Monday really Tuesday for soap and what’s happening in the Med. Until then, stay safe, stay never blowing out a Jack O’Lantern before midnight on Halloween, and stay being aware of hospital protocol before you barge into a doctor’s office.

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

A woman walks into the MetroCourt, and goes to Tracy’s table. Tracy says, Blair Cramer from OLTL, what a pleasure to meet you. They shake hands, and Tracy thanks Blair for joining her. She so much prefers doing business in person. Blair says, as do I. And this evening’s business is claiming what’s hers. Coming in with Lucy, Martin sees Blair and says, God, not her.

Esme tells Alexis that she has a call scheduled with the board at 5:30 and after that, she’s free. Alexis thanks her, and Esme says she just sent Alexis the cutest picture of Ace. She leaves, and Alexis looks at a photo of Spencer and Ace in the pool on her phone. She leaves a message for Gregory,  telling him that she’s going to be in the office for another hour, so stop by or call if he needs her. Spencer walks in and says he needs her. Does she have time for a fellow Cassadine?

Trina walks into an unorganized dorm room and says, Josslyn has made so much progress with moving in. Josslyn apologizes and says she had every intention of unpacking. It’s just that Dex came over, and they got a little distracted. Trina asks, how distracted?

Carly walks in to find Ava in her living room and asks what she’s doing here. Ava says she dropped Avery off; she’s upstairs with Donna and Pilar. Carly says, Avery’s welcome any time, but she didn’t have her on the schedule for tonight. Ava says she hopes it’s okay for her to stay. She has a late dinner with clients, collectors. She couldn’t say no. Carly says she has a hard time believing Ava, of all people, has a hard time saying no. So give it up. What has she done this time?

Austin goes into the unfamiliar house, and Nikolas says he’s just in time. Austin says, just in time for what? and Nikolas tells him, to say goodbye.

Anna and Valentin are seated on the MetroCourt terrace, and Trish gives them menus. She hands Anna an envelope and says, Detective Falconari left this for her. Anna opens it and sees a passenger manifest for flight 15303 with Pikeman’s heading. Valentin’s name is circled.

Tracy says, what Blair means is, what was hers is now Tracy’s, because she paid dearly for it. Blair says, yes, Tracy did, but she’s still due her final deal point, and Tracy says, it will come soon enough. Blair says, it better, because her ex is bleeding her dry, and the sooner he remarries, the better. Tracy says, as soon as Deception is hers, Lucy Coe will be flat broke. She’ll be hounding Blair’s ex relentlessly until he makes her Mrs. Martin Grey. Blair says, that works for her.

Martin tries to dash out, but Lucy says, they have to eat something. He says, there’s a swell table with their names on it over at the PC Grill, but she says, no. Is it because of Tracy? She is not afraid of Tracy Quartermaine. Never have been; never will be.

Alexis says she always has time for Spencer, kissing him on the cheek. What’s he got there? He says, this is his future, handing her some papers. It’s been over six months since his father disappeared, and as expected, the Cassadine attorneys have been in touch. She says, and full control of the Cassadine estate goes to the heir, and that would be him. He says, that’s right. They want to get the ball rolling. They want to give him full control. Quite frankly, he doesn’t understand what any of this legalese means, but he was hoping she’d be able to translate. She says she can translate. Come with her; they’ll see what’s what. She goes to her desk, and Spencer sits down.

Trina says, Josslyn and Dex are too much. Josslyn was never like this with Cam. Josslyn says, that was a different relationship, and Trina says, it seems they can’t keep their hands off one another. Josslyn says she knows, and Trina asks if they were always like this, but Josslyn says, not always. She thinks she was attracted to him from the beginning, even though she didn’t want to admit it. Now they’re together, and the more time they spend together, the better everything else is. Trina says she has to ask. Was Josslyn nervous the first time she was with Dex? Josslyn wonders why she’s asking.

Ava says she doesn’t know what Carly is talking about. She’s done nothing. Carly says, she did something that handed Austin and his cousin leverage over her, and Ava says, Carly thinks just because she’s asking her to watch Avery, there’s some nefarious connection to Austin and the creep? Carly says, this is the second time Ava has dropped Avery off unexpectedly, and Ava asks if Carly would prefer she took Avery and left. Carly says, this has nothing to do with Avery, and Ava knows it. Whatever’s going on, Ava’s in it up to her neck, and it’s something only Sonny can get her out of, so what is it? Carly just came back from Pentenville, visiting Drew. She and Sonny went there to ask for his help. Sonny wants him to find out who Ava’s friend Austin visited while he was there. Ava says, Austin did what?

Austin says, Ava is going to be so happy to find out Nikolas is alive when he gets back to Port Charles, but Nikolas says he’s not going to Port Charles. Austin asks what he means, and Nikolas says he can’t go back to Port Charles or let anyone know he’s alive before he ties up some loose ends. Austin asks, where are his loose ends if they’re not in Port Charles? Nikolas says, in Europe. He leaves in a few hours.

Valentin asks if Anna is getting notes from other men. Should he be jealous? She says, it’s more than a note, and he says he’s intrigued. What does Dante have to say? She tells him, read it for himself, handing him the manifest, and says, is it true?

Blair tells Tracy that she’ll always have a soft spot in her heart for Marty, but having to pay him 50 grand a month in alimony is really putting a crimp in her budget. On top of it, her youngest is in college, and her Jack – Jack is her problem child – Jack’s problems only seem to be solved with money. Tracy says, adorable. Rest assured, she has everything under control. Blair says she’s sure Tracy does. So how did it go in court? Tracy says she was a little concerned at first. Intellectual property theft can be difficult to prove, but luckily Blair gave her enough information for the lawyer, and everything went according to plan. And that tidbit about The Deceptor is exactly what she needed to get the judge to look at the case. Blair says, great. She hopes Tracy knows she’s just doing all this to help right a wrong. It’s not really about the money. An injustice was done here. People can’t just steal people’s ideas and make a profit from it. It’s about the people who get cheated out of their piece of the pie and Deception is one huge pie. Tracy says, so her intentions are completely altruistic. She’s doing this for the little people. Blair says, okay. Her motivation might be a little bit selfish, but that’s because The Deceptor was her idea in the first place. She just never got around to finishing it. Knowing her ex the way she does, she knows he’ll do anything to get what he wants. And in this case, it’s Lucy. Mouthy Marty couldn’t help himself. He had to share her design idea just to win her over. Tracy says she wouldn’t call Lucy a win.

Lucy asks Martin, who is that blond bobbed person with Tracy over there? She thinks she’s seen her before. Martin says, this is all sort of a big so what. Is she sure she wouldn’t change her mind about heading over to the Grill? He would surely love some of their crab cakes. She says, no, but she thinks she knows why he wants to leave. It’s because of that horrible, nasty Tracy. It’s enough to make you lose your appetite. But that’s okay; they’re not budging. They’re going to stick around. They’re staying. He says, in that case, he’s going to need a shot of something. Present company and all, he thinks they should just remain calm and order a couple of drinks.

Alexis goes through the paperwork, and tells Spencer, this is a really complicated document. She’s going to need some time with this, so what she’ll do is square things away. She’ll give him some instruction, and then get it back to him by tomorrow night. Is that going to work for him? He says, yes, and she says, he was smart to bring it to her first. He says he appreciates it, and she says she’s happy to do it actually, because… He says he knows. He’s not just talking about the legal document. She’s family and he’s very grateful for her. She says she’s so grateful for him. And for better or worse – and worse when it comes to the Cassadines – they’re family and they have an unbreakable bond. He says, except not where his father is concerned. He pretended to be dead. All of these years, he thought his father had sunk as far as he could, but then he disappeared and abandoned his brother. How does someone walk out on a baby? (Wow. Spencer is seriously out of touch with the world.) She says, his father had no frame of reference when it came to being a father. His own father was a horrible role model. She’s not making excuses for him, but she has a soft spot for him because he’s damaged, and it wasn’t his fault. There is no justification for a parent walking out on their child – never – but she can say with certainty that he loved Spencer. Spencer says, he has an odd way of showing it, but he is glad he has her. She says she’s always here for him, and he says, on that note, he has one more favor he’d like to ask her. She says, okay, as Esme approaches the door, and Spencer says, this one’s about Ace. Esme ducks back.

Austin asks what the hell Nikolas is talking about. He can’t go to Europe. He needs a passport. He needs money. Where did he get these clothes? Nikolas says he has multiple accounts and aliases, and Austin says, of course (🍷) he does. How could he not know that? Nikolas says, it’s just a simple matter of accessing them, and Austin asks, what’s in Europe? Nikolas says, many glorious things, but most important, his mother. She’s there trying to track him down. Austin says, so he’s going to meet his mother, but Nikolas says he has no intention of seeing her. He just needs her to know he’s alive. (So… he doesn’t have a phone?)

Valentin says he’s not going to lie. He hasn’t been totally transparent with Anna. She says she thinks that’s putting it mildly. After he left for Russia, it’s just been one truth after the other surfacing. She finds out he used to work for Pikeman… He says he never worked for them directly. He was an independent contractor. She says, semantics. She just feels that each new layer that gets peeled back, she gets to see who he really is. Like maybe she never knew him. He says he loves her. That’s all she ever needs to know. She says, is it? He’s not answering her question. Is that true? She points to the manifest, and he says, yes. Unfortunately, it is true. The night of the fire, Pikeman summoned him to a meeting in New York; they flew him to Manhattan. She says, that’s not much of a confession; that’s what it says in Dante’s note. He asks what more she wants, and she asks, what the hell was so urgent that he had to fly to New York City in the middle of the night? He says, Pikeman was concerned about Sonny; they still are. They wanted to consult with him. She asks why he lies to her.

Blair says, obviously her motivation in all of this is to stop funding Marty’s lavish lifestyle, and Tracy says, she’s made that abundantly clear. Blair says, 50 grand a month in alimony buys a lot of hummingbird cake, and Tracy says, yes, and she can only imagine what he spends wooing the floozy. Blair says, the gravy train has left the station. Is Tracy sure the judge can keep The Deceptor sales frozen? Tracy says, absolutely, and while they are frozen, Deception’s stock price is plummeting. The company will be essentially worthless by the time Lucy Coe and company see their day in court. Blair says, speaking of court, tell her how it went with Jackson, and Tracy says, great recommendation. Thank you. He did an impeccable job. Blair says, not only is he a very talented lawyer, he’s pretty irresistibly handsome to look at, doesn’t she think? Tracy says she hadn’t noticed, and Blair says she has to be incredibly focused on bringing Lucy Coe down not to notice that. Tracy is out for blood. Tracy says she doesn’t need blood. It’s the piece of her family’s company that she wants from Lucy. She has been using it to ruin her family’s lives for years. And Tracy won’t stop until she gets it.

Martin asks if Lucy doesn’t think the GH softball team is doing suspiciously well. Far be it for him to cast aspersions on the medical profession, but could they be cheating? Lucy says, maybe. Maybe that wouldn’t surprise her at all, because those Quartermaines have their grubby little paws in every aspect of the hospital, and the biggest cheaters are Tracy and her spy granddaughter Brook Lynn. She really did steal confidential and privileged information about The Deceptor. Shame on her. Martin looks so guilty, I laugh.

Josslyn asks if everything is okay with Trina and Spencer, and Trina says, they’re better than ever. It’s just with Curtis and school and the gallery, they hardly see one another. They’re never alone. The last time was the Haunted Star. Trina flashes back to kissing Spencer on the boat and saying, this could be their only chance to be this close again. She tells Josslyn, since then, it’s just been one thing after another. She just wants it to be about her and Spencer, but ever since Greenland, it just hasn’t been right. Josslyn says she’s sure it doesn’t help he’s living with Esme, and Trina says, no, it doesn’t, but she thinks Spencer found a way around that.

As Esme listens outside the door, Alexis asks what Spencer needs for Ace, and he says he and Trina are going to go to New York for a little weekend getaway. Alexis says, that sounds fun, and he says, it will be. He hopes she wouldn’t mind keeping an eye on Esme, and Ace.

Austin says he doesn’t understand this. Why would Nikolas insist on playing dead? Wait a second. He wants his mother to know he’s alive, but he doesn’t want to see her, and in the meantime, Ava is losing her mind thinking she killed him. Nikolas asks why he’s so worried about Ava, and Austin says he has a problem with people feeling guilty for killing people who clearly aren’t really dead. Nikolas says, Ava’s not someone who’s prone to guilt. Austin doesn’t know Ava like he does.

Carly tells Ava, when she was visiting Drew in Pentenville, Austin came in carrying his doctor bag, and she just assumed he was there for a medical reason. Ava asks, what makes her think he wasn’t? and Carly says, because he was actually there to deliver information to his boss, the same information that he stole from Sonny. Ava says, that’s a lot of speculation, even for Carly, but Carly says, they’re way past that. Sonny came to her and Drew for help. Her helping Sonny means she’s helping Ava.

Anna asks why Valentin had to go to New York City. He has a Pikeman contact here in Port Charles. Why didn’t he take a meeting here? Or use the phone? He says, Pikeman didn’t want to risk him being seen with a contact. It was safer to take the meeting outside of the city. Plus, Pikeman and the Sonny deal are fraught subjects for them, so he chose to lie about it. She says, fraught subjects? That’s a little clinical, isn’t it? She’s talking about them, their relationship. She thought maybe they were being honest with each other. He says he’s being honest with her now, and she says, because she’s making him. Would he have ever told her about the Pikeman connection on his own? What else is he keeping from her? He says he loves her. Please don’t do this. She says, he can’t keep saying that because it’s not actually an explanation. Just because he says he loves her, she’s supposed to accept everything that’s going on? That’s not how she felt when Dante told her that he just blatantly lied. She gets up, and he follows, saying, he lied to her because he wanted to keep the relationship with Pikeman separate from her. She asks how that’s working out. She was actually delivering a message from him to Sonny here at the pool when somebody decided to take a shot at her. Or Sonny, or both of them. He says he should never have involved her. He should never have asked her to deliver that message. He’s sorry. That was a mistake. She says, how many more lies and mistakes does he have to tell her about? Has he lied about anything else?

Blair asks why Tracy hates Lucy Coe so much, and Tracy says, because she’s a cockroach that her family has been unable to get rid of since she sunk her claws into Tracy’s brother. Lucy has a crucial 1% of voting rights of her family company. But all of that is about to come to an end, because once she has control of Deception, Lucy Coe will no longer be an issue. Blair says, Tracy has such a distaste for business. She remembers Tracy saying she hoped she never had to utter the letter ELQ again. Tracy says, the things some people remember. Well, it’s not all about her. Don’t get her wrong, she does so enjoy putting the screws to Lucy Coe for all of the chaos Lucy wreaked upon her family. Blair says, now she’s really curious. What did she do besides marry Tracy’s brother? Tracy says, she helped install Valentin Cassadine as CEO of ELQ, but there are other family dynamics at play now, and Blair says, such as?

Martin tells Lucy, maybe it’s much ado about nothing. Maybe the lawsuit won’t hold up in court. She says she wishes that were true, but she really thinks it will. She really thinks this lawsuit has traction, and the person she’s blaming the most is Brook. How could she do it to them? How could Brook steal all the ideas she had to come up with The Deceptor? It’s so galling that they’re making it sound like it wasn’t her idea, when it was, and yes, with a few helpful hints from him. He says, no, no, stop. He’s told her once. He’s told her a thousand times. He had nothing to do with The Deceptor. She says she told him a thousand times, he has to stop. He was right there. They both came up with the idea. He says, they’ll have to agree to disagree. That’s not how he remembers it. Things are complicated enough as they are. There’s no reason to drag him into it. She says, so he’s forgetting their pillow talk. Okay. She came up with the product, but because he suggested it. She never would have come up with the idea for The Deceptor if it wasn’t for him.

Josslyn asks if Spencer is moving out of Laura’s condo and getting his own place, and Trina says she wishes, but Spencer can’t get his own apartment yet. Josslyn asks if they’ve talked about it, and Trina says, it’s come up before, but Spencer can’t leave because of Ace and she totally gets that. He still doesn’t trust Esme. Josslyn says, can she blame him? and Trina says, no, not at all. She gets it. He needs to be there for his brother. That actually makes her like him even more. She loves that he’s there for Ace and puts him first. Josslyn says, it doesn’t bother Trina that the baby’s getting more attention than her? and Trina says she’ll be getting plenty of attention this weekend on their trip. Josslyn says, trip? Explain. Trina says, it’s only a few days. He’s taking her to Manhattan. Josslyn says, traveling together is a huge step, and Trina says she knows. It’ll be their first time alone together, completely away from everybody. Josslyn asks if she’s ready for that, but Trina says, it’s not like she’s rushing into it. They’re both adults, and they’re committed to each other. Josslyn says, of course (🍷), totally. It’s just that sex takes things to a new level. She just wants to make sure Trina’s thought about it. Trina says she’s done nothing but think about it.

While Esme continues to listen, Alexis tells Spencer that she has been keeping an eye on Esme and Ace. She seems to be doing well with him, and reasonably well as a receptionist. Aside from the obvious, why does he think she needs to be supervised? He says, they all know the new and improved Esme, the one who surfaced after claiming she had no memory of anything that happened before she washed up on the Haunted Star. But let’s not forget all of the awful things she did before that. (I’m not saying Esme wasn’t awful, but typical that the man carries zero blame. No offense, but truth.) Alexis says she won’t, but whether she’s faking her memory loss or not, he has to admit, Esme’s good with Ace. He says, she is, but she’s attempted to run away before, and with his grandmother and Doc out of the country looking for his father, he would just feel a lot better knowing Ace was safe. Esme drops the papers she’s holding, and says, uh-oh, acting like she just got there. She tells Alexis, sorry, she forgot to give her this payroll.

Austin says, if anyone is unknown to him, it’s Nikolas. He treated Nikolas as a patient for month. He nursed Nikolas back to health, and he had this agenda. He never even mentioned it. Nikolas says, Austin didn’t save him out of the goodness of his heart; they both know that. Austin says, eh, and Nikolas says, as for his agenda, it’s simple. The Cassadine estate is controlled by a trust. If the current owner of the estate, which happens to be him, disappears for six months, they’re presumed dead and control of the estate automatically passes to the heir. Austin says, who happens to be his son, and Nikolas says, Spencer. Austin says, Nikolas doesn’t like the way the Cassadines arranged things, and Nikolas says he wants to stop it. Austin says he doesn’t blame him, and Nikolas says, the only way to keep Spencer from controlling all of his money and resources is if proof comes to light that he’s still alive.

Valentin says he knows he’s given Anna reason to doubt him, but no, he’s not keeping any secrets from her. She says she’s curious. What pulled him into working for Pikeman in the first place? He says, greed, and he was younger then. He had nothing to lose, but not now. Now he has far too much to lose. Pikeman is very powerful, and they have a lot of memory. It’s just easier to cooperate and keep them as an ally. He doesn’t want to have them as an enemy. She asks if there’s any differentiation between those two things in a business like that, and he says, this is his problem. He wants her as far away from them as possible. She says, how can she be? She’s right here. She sigh/groans, and he asks if she’s okay. She asks if they can’t go up to the suite again, and he says, she doesn’t want dinner? She says, they’ll get room service, and goes to the table, picking up the itinerary.

Carly asks if Ava isn’t curious why the FBI arrested Sonny, but Ava says she was just relieved when the charges were dropped. Carly says, she never asked him the reason why? and Ava says, nope. Carly says, it’s because he left false information for Betty to find. Then Betty took it to Austin, who took it to his boss in Pentenville, whoever that is. Which means Austin and Mason’s boss has ties to the FBI. Ava says she doesn’t know why Carly is telling her all this. It’s got nothing to do with her. Carly says, that’s bull and Ava knows it, and Ava says, why doesn’t she let it rest? Carly says she thinks Ava did something, and Mason and Austin found out about it. And they’re threatening to take it to their boss, who could take it to the FBI.

Austin asks why Nikolas doesn’t go to Port Charles after. When he cleans up all of his loose ends and takes care of his money, why doesn’t he go then? Nikolas says, because his son Spencer hates him, and Austin says, his son has a pretty good reason to from what he understands. The way Ava’s explained it to him, this isn’t the first time Nikolas has pretended to be dead, which is like a weird habit with him. Who does that? How could he do that to his own son? Nikolas says, Austin doesn’t know what’s gone on in his family, and he doesn’t need to justify his actions to him. He knows for a fact that once Spencer gets control of the money and the Cassadine estate, he isn’t likely to ever give it back to him. Austin says, can you blame him? It’s an awful lot of money. Nikolas says, more than Austin realizes. The last thing he wants to do is open this up to a long, ugly court battle, because that’s exactly where it will end up. It’s better to stop the process before it starts. Austin says, Nikolas doesn’t think much of his son, does he?

Tracy says, Blair didn’t come all this way to hear about the dysfunctional Quartermaines, did she? and Blair says, they couldn’t be any worse than her family. Tracy says, could be. Does she use the words greedy, unscrupulous, and vindictive to describe her family? Blair says, that and more. She wouldn’t even know where to begin with their saga. Let’s just say, the Borgias have nothing on us. Tracy says, okay, then they’ll call it a draw. They both have dysfunctional families. Can they just get back to the business at hand? Blair says, so there’s more to it than Tracy getting her ELQ voting rights back.

Alexis thanks Esme, and says, the payroll wouldn’t have gone out in time, and she’d have a lot of staff members breathing down her neck. Esme says, sorry she forgot about it earlier, but if she gets it to accounting now, it’ll make it before the deadline. Alexis thanks her, and says she appreciates it – she signs the papers and hands them to Esme – and so will the staff when their direct deposits get in at the end of the week. Esme says, better get it to accounting, and leaves. Spencer looks at Alexis, no doubt wondering if Esme heard them.

Josslyn says she has to ask. Trina’s not feeling any pressure from Spencer about this, correct? Trina says, no. She’s not feeling any pressure from Spencer. Josslyn says, good, and she shouldn’t ever, and Trina says she’s just so happy and excited to be planning a weekend away, just the two of them. Josslyn says, a whole weekend in New York? It’s going to be perfect. Trina says, at first, he wanted to go to Turks and Caicos, and Josslyn says, the Caribbean? Isn’t it hurricane season or something? Trina says, that’s what she told him, and Josslyn asks how they settled on New York. Trina says, first, they were going to stop in New York, then go on to Turks and Caicos, but with school starting and her working at the gallery, she just didn’t want to be away for that long. So Manhattan was a compromise. Josslyn says, it was a good compromise, and Trina says, he wants to take her to a Broadway show, and then they’re going to have dinner at this hot, new restaurant. Josslyn asks if they’re going to have time for any other activities, and Trina says, oh yeah. They’re staying at this hotel that has a heated pool on the rooftop. Josslyn says she bets Trina’s more excited to see the hotel room than the heated pool, and Trina says, it is going to be their first time together.

Lucy says, Martin is right. They should have gone to the Grill. She’s not staying in the same room with Tracy Quartermaine, who is trying to take everything she’s worked so hard for. She’s going to freshen up, and she’ll meet him in the lobby. She leaves, and he takes out his wallet, looking around nervously.

Tracy says, actually, she never does anything for just one reason (a multitasker!), and Blair says she doesn’t see Tracy as a checkers kind of gal. She’s more of a strategic 3D chess player. Tracy says, actually, backgammon is her game, and Blair says, noted. Tracy says, but this is not a game. This is business. She learned a lot from her father, and maybe the most important lesson he taught her is that opportunities are not given, they’re made. And once they’re made, you have to take full advantage of it. She gets up, shakes hands with Blair, and says, a pleasure. She leaves, and Blair sees Martin. She walks over to his table, and puts her hand on his shoulder from behind, startling him. She bends down and whispers, hello, sweetheart, kissing his cheek.

Ava tells Carly, let her be clear about something. What Sonny is doing right now, he’s doing for Avery’s sake. Carly says she knows that. Sonny would do anything for his family. Ava says, because the situation is fraught (WOTD), she would like Avery to stay here with Carly and Donna for a while. Carly says, for how long? and Ava says, a week maybe? She doesn’t know exactly. Is that acceptable to Carly? Carly says, of course (🍷). Avery can stay here as long as she needs. Ava thanks her, and says she appreciates that. She heads for the door, and Carly says, this is also for Avery’s sake. Whatever she has going on with Austin, he’s keeping information from her. Do not trust him. Ava says nothing, and walks out, taking a pause when she gets outside.

Nikolas says, his son is a Cassadine, and Austin says, meaning? Nikolas says, he expects Spencer wouldn’t act any differently toward him than he would toward someone standing in his way. That’s enough to make sure Spencer never has power over him. Austin says, that’s an interesting family dynamic, when Nikolas’s phone dings. Nikolas says his car has just arrived, and Austin says, so he can’t talk Nikolas into changing his mind? Nikolas says, no, and thanks Austin again for all of his help. Austin asks where he’s going, and Nikolas says, it’s time for a family reunion, and leaves.

Spencer thanks Alexis again, not only for her legal advice, but for her support in checking on Esme when he and Trina are away. She says, they’re family. That’s what they do for each other. Just a thought, but Esme is family too, so if he could trust her first, maybe she could be more trustworthy. Spencer says, that would be difficult, and Alexis says, he has to admit, she cares about that little boy. He says he feels the same way about Ace that Esme does (highly doubtful, but okay), and she says, good. They have that in common. Let love for that little boy be the thing that brings them together, rather than the thing that tears them apart. Just a thought again. Let’s go. They walk out of the office, and Esme dashes into it. What happened to Alexis’s 5:30 call?

Josslyn says, Trina and Spencer have had their ups and downs. Trina trusts him. Trina says she does trust him, and she believes this is right. It feels like the right thing to be doing. Josslyn hugs Trina and says she’s so happy for her. She’s so happy for Spencer too. Trina says, that means a lot to her. She knows Josslyn and Spencer have had their differences. When Josslyn broke up with Cam… Josslyn says she forgives him. She gives him grief, but she knows he’s a good guy. Trina says she thinks so too, and Josslyn says, and Trina is the best thing that’s ever happened to him. Don’t you forget it. Trina hugs Josslyn.

Valentin says, Anna isn’t feeling well. Let him get her something. She says, it’s okay. She’s just feeling a little pain. Maybe if she lies down… She opens the door, and they see the room has been tossed. There are streaks of red on various white things to make it look like blood, and they draw their guns. Anna goes in the back, and Valentin picks up a red streaked white shirt and says, ink. What the hell? Anna turns on the light in the bathroom and checks the shower stall. It’s empty, and she turns around. In red on the mirror, it says: You think you got away with it. You didn’t. You think you’re safe. You’re not.

On Monday, Chase tells Brook, it’s too late for that; Valentin tells Anna, it’s not a coincidence and he’s not taking any chances; Lucy wants to replace Brook as soon as possible; Blair says, it’s going to cost Martin big time; and Stella tells Marshall, it will be the death of him.

💭 It would be beyond awesome if somehow Austin hooked up with Blair. Good times…

🩺 Ditched After Saving the Day…

Obrecht was the hero of the day for saving Willow and Drew a hero for saving her, but then nothing. Not even in the background. Some thanks.

🎉 Fanning Blair…

Hopefully, she sticks around Port Charles.

☎️ Old Home Week…

Brook could use her mother right about now.

https://people.com/rena-sofer-returning-to-general-hospital-as-lois-cerullo-exclusive-7969604

🥁 Joining the Social Bandwagon…

His first post is a pic of him and Jeff Kober. He’s definitely got my follow.

Not a Surprise…

Why wouldn’t two grifters come together?

https://ew.com/celebrity/elizabeth-holmes-jen-shah-prison-friends/

🤼‍♀️ Not Part Of the Solution…

I think it’s just Teresa ruining RHONJ. And they shouldn’t bother rebooting it. We already have The Jersey Shore.

🍹 She Did Get Loud…

In retrospect, I was pretty surprised when Taylor got a little out of control.

https://people.com/southern-charm-season-9-premiere-recap-taylor-ann-green-confronts-craig-conover-about-shep-rose-cheating-7969777

🍸 Rules of Awful…

And this is just the tip of the iceberg.

To be fair.

🎃 Let the Celebration Begin…

Those who can’t do, watch. I love these shows. It’s absolutely amazing what they create.

https://www.foodnetwork.com/shows/halloween-wars/meet-the-teams-season-13

🦃 From Fake To Film…

Eli Roth finally did it. He’s been talking about this forever. I can’t wait.

https://ew.com/movies/thanksgiving-trailer-eli-roth-patrick-dempsey/

🐕‍🦺 Good Boy…

I was keeping an eye on this story since I have friends in the area. No surprise a dog ultimately brought him down.

https://people.com/police-k9-yoda-played-key-role-in-capturing-danelo-cavalcante-7969658

📢 Quotes of the Week

Short cuts make long delays. – J.R.R. Tolkien

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.B.F. Skinner

You are what you do, not what you say you’ll do. – Carl Jung

Respect your efforts, respect yourself. Self-respect leads to self-discipline. When you have both firmly under your belt, that’s real power. – Clint Eastwood (This was before he started talking to empty chairs.)

There are no regrets in life. Just lessons. – Jennifer Aniston

Always look at what you have left. Never look at what you have lost. – Robert H. Schuller

How about not assume? How about giving the benefit of the doubt? Nothing is ever as it seems. – Jenna Lyons, The Real Housewives of New York City

I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took an excuse. – Florence Nightingale

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. – Albert Einstein

Those aren’t glasses; they’re aquariums with stems. – Molly (Melissa McCarthy), Mike & Molly

🛌🏽 Wake Me Up When…

Come join me on Monday really Tuesday for soap and TV tea. Until then, stay safe, stay aware of how your behavior impacts others, and stay taking full advantage of the opportunities you make.

September 8, 2023 – Cody Confronts Montague, Hot Hospital, Sisters, Arriving Soon, No Salt, VanderShare, Next House, Her Life, Best In Song, Daryl Talk, Reality Pets (!), Six Quick Quotes Plus One & Stand

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

On the phone at the MetroCourt, Nina asks if Gladys has any information for her… Then why is she calling?… She’s at the MetroCourt. She has to be here until Sonny’s hearing. She wants Gladys to listen to this. If Sasha is not home first thing tomorrow morning, she’s going to Ferncliff to find out why. Goodbye. She looks over and sees Anna at one of the tables.

Also on the phone, Anna says, there has to be something they can do… They’re saying they can’t tell her who owns this vacant house?… All right. Thank you. Nina approaches the table and says, Sonny’s hearing is today. Anna says she knows, and Nina says, Anna has so many connections, she was just wondering if she has any information on what’s going to happen to Sonny.

Carrying his guitar, Ned/Eddie walks into a music studio with Olivia and Leo. He says he can’t believe Sonny came through for him like this, and Olivia says, Sonny is many things, but he’s always a man of his word. Leo asks if they’re here, and Ned says, they’re getting closer. Olivia asks if he’s ready, and Ned says, it’s been a while. He kind of feels like he’s trying to reclaim an ancient treasure. Leo asks if it’s a treasure hunt, and Olivia says, in a way. Leo says he loves treasure hunts, and Ned says, hopefully, he’ll like what they find. Is he ready to go make some music? Leo says, yes! and Ned says, let’s go. They walk into the studio.

Worst righthand man ever Dex sits at the pier, and Josslyn asks if he’s okay. He says he screwed up, and Sonny could spend the rest of his life in prison because of him.

Anna says she’s so sorry. This has got to be so concerning to Nina, but she doesn’t have any information about Sonny. Nina says, there has to be something Anna can do. Can’t she help Diane with this case? Anna says she can’t. It’s a criminal matter, not a personal one. There’s nothing she can do. Nina says, it feels personal. Someone set Sonny up. Anna says, that’s a possibility, and Nina wonders if it’s the person who shot at him at the MetroCourt. Anna says she doesn’t know that bullet was meant for Sonny, when Ava joins them and says, that bullet was probably meant for one of them, right? It hit Curtis; the poor man’s in a wheelchair.

Portia tells Curtis that she shouldn’t be too long. She has to go to GH to pick something up. Then she thought she’d pick up some wings from Charlie’s Pub. He says, sounds good, and she says she’ll be back soon. She leaves, and Marshall comes out. He says he has to head over to The Savoy. He needs to check on these numbers. He hopes he didn’t screw something up. Curtis is sure he didn’t, but he knows it can get confusing. Marshall says, it’s harder when you’re confused to begin with, and calls to Portia, but Curtis says, she took off for GH. Marshall says, this isn’t so important it can’t wait, and Curtis says, they have to stop doing this.

Dr. Montague asks, what the hell is going on in here? And what is Cody doing here? Cody says, he’s Sasha’s psychiatrist? Of course (🍷) he is, because he’s Gladys’s pal. That’s the connection. Montague met Gladys at The Savoy in the back room at Selina Wu’s poker game. That’s where all this started, huh? You son of a bitch.

Ned tells Olivia, this producer Sonny hired is one of the best. He’s lucky to be working with him. She says she’s glad he thinks so, and he says, when Sonny mentioned this, he thought Sonny was just telling him what he wanted to hear to keep him around town. Olivia says, Sonny doesn’t do that. He’s here because Sonny knows how good he is. Ned suggests they get inside so he can thank Sonny again, but Olivia says, Sonny’s not here today. Leo asks where he is, and Ned says, his record label is paying for this recording session. After everything he’s done, he figured Sonny would be here. She says she’s sure he wanted to, but he’s got some other obligations today. Ned says, of course (🍷). Maybe he’ll make an appearance later. She says she sure hopes so.

Josslyn says, this is not Dex’s fault. If Sonny goes to prison, it’s for what Sonny did. Does he know how many times Sonny was almost caught over the years? Dex says he was the last one to have the flashdrive, but she says, it was destroyed, and he says, is she sure? They don’t know what labs are capable of putting back together. It was so stupid to throw it away in a trashcan. (Yes, it was.) She says, he couldn’t have known somebody would find it, but he says he’s been working for Sonny for a long time now. The Feds know that; the other Families know that. Any one of them could have been following him. She says, he doesn’t even know if anybody has it, and he says he goes over it again and again in his head. How could he be so careless when it came to Sonny’s freedom? She says, because of her.

Nina says, Sonny feels guilty about what happened to Curtis, and she would imagine that Anna does as well, and Ava says she only meant that… Anna says she knows what Ava meant. It’s all right. She got a very pointed message that Curtis wasn’t seeing any visitors. How is he? Ava says, Trina told her that he’s home; that he’s trying to adjust to his new life. She’s taking it very hard as well. Nina says she tried to reach out to him, but it’s not easy. Curtis has always been so active. Anna sighs and asks them to excuse her. She leaves, and Ava says she didn’t mean to upset Anna, but Nina says, they all know Ava is upset about Trina. Ava says, what about Nina? She knows Sonny’s hearing is today. How is she holding up?

Marshall asks what he did, and Curtis asks if they think because they’re whispering and giving each other signals, he hasn’t noticed that he hasn’t been alone in this house. Marshall says, they just thought Curtis might like to have somebody with him, and Curtis says he knows what they thought. He keeps being told over and over that he can get his life back to some kind of normal. Marshall wants him to go back to work at The Savoy… Marshall says he does, and Curtis says, if any of them thought he could get his life back to some kind of normal, they wouldn’t be afraid to leave him alone in his own damn house. He’s been doing fine since he’s been here. What he doesn’t want is someone watching him every minute. Marshall says, Curtis is absolutely right. Sometimes we care so much, we only think about what it is we can do for the person we love, instead of thinking about what it is that they need and want. He’ll see Curtis later. Curtis thanks him, and Marshall leaves.

Montague says, perhaps they didn’t go over the rules when Cody was admitted, so he’ll give him the benefit of the doubt. Patients aren’t allowed in each other’s rooms, and Sasha in particular is very fragile. And Cody seems quite agitated. Cody says he doesn’t buy this caring shrink act Montague is doing, not for one second. And agitated? He laughs and says, no. Try mad as hell. Because he can see exactly what’s going on here. Montague knows Gladys through Selina Wu’s card game in the backroom at The Savoy. He knew Gladys was in debt to Selina Wu. Did Gladys ask him for help when Sasha tried to end her guardianship, so she could keep control of all of Sasha’s money? Is that what he’s been doing? Has he been keeping Sasha drugged so she looks unstable? How much is Gladys paying him? Huh? How much is Gladys paying him to keep Sasha drugged?

Curtis’s doorbell rings, and he wheels himself over to answer it. He opens the door to Anna.

Leo looks around and says, wow. This is so cool. We’re going to make a song, Eddie! A man says, this is the place to do it. He’s the producer, Johnny. What’s his name? Leo tells him, and looking at Ned, Johnny says, he must be Ned Quartermaine. Ned says he’s Eddie Maine, and Johnny says he’s sorry. He could have sworn… Olivia says, there must have been a mix up in the booking. Eddie’s going to be singing. Leo says, there’s so many buttons. Does every one have a different purpose? A woman sits down and says, they do everything, except dance, and Johnny says, they’re working on it. Leo says, that would be cool, and Johnny says, this is their engineer, Kira. He introduces her to Leo and Eddie/Ned, and Leo asks what the green button does. Kira says, that’s how they talk to the booth, and Ned says he’s sure Kira would love to tell him about all these buttons after the recording session. So just sit right here, be quiet, and put his listening ears on. Leo says, okay, and Johnny asks if Olivia is singing back-up, but she says she only sings at the Nurses Ball. She’s Eddie’s… friend.

Montague says, it’s not uncommon for patients at Ferncliff to see conspiracies, when in reality, none actually exist. He’s going to confer with Cody’s doctor, and he’s going to suggest a stronger dose of medication for him. Cody says, because that’s what he’s been doing to Sasha? and Montague starts to walk to the door, but Cody says, he’s not going anywhere. Montague tells Sasha, don’t worry. This gentleman – and he uses the term loosely – is obviously just confused. Sasha asks if Cody is right. Does he know Gladys?

Nina tells Ava, Sonny doesn’t let her know anything, but she wishes she knew what was going to happen. What kind of evidence could they have? Ava says, they must have something. She doesn’t think the Feds would drag somebody into court if they didn’t have evidence. But Sonny has beaten more raps than she can count. Nina asks what she’s told Avery, and Ava says she hasn’t told Avery anything, and isn’t going to if she doesn’t have to. Nina says, that’s smart, and asks how Avery is doing. Ava says, she’s good; she’s okay. She’s happy. She’s excited Nina is marrying her daddy. Nina says, that’s sweet, and Ava says, as Nina’s friend, she needs Nina to face the reality here. Even if Sonny does get out of this, it isn’t the end. Sonny’s not going to change. This is the life he has chosen. There’s always going to be something else.

Dex says, there’s no way Josslyn has any responsibility for what happened, but she says she’s the one who wanted to use the flashdrive to put Sonny away. He says, but she didn’t, and she says, because it was destroyed. They had an argument about it, remember? She wanted to use it, and he wanted to get rid of it as quickly as possible. He says he was still careless. There was no way Josslyn was actually going to use it. He doesn’t understand. Why? She says, to help her mom, and to help him. For someone in pre-med, she’s not very bright.

Anna says she knows Curtis didn’t want to see anyone, but that was a while back, so she thought, maybe now he’s home… Can she come in? He says, of course (🍷). Can he get her something? She says, no thank you, but he says, the house has been fitted for him, so he can get her a coffee or a tea or a snack. She says she’s good; she just had lunch. She thought Portia or Trina would be here. He says, oh, she came to see Portia or Trina, but she says, no. She came to see him. She just thought… He says, she thought he would have a babysitter.

Johnny asks if Ned wants to lay down a track first and do vocals separately, but Ned says, no. He’s kind of old school. He likes playing and singing. He just wants to make this demo to get a sense of the song. Maybe play around with the arrangement. Johnny asks if he brought anything, music or lyrics, but Ned says, it’s all up here – he taps his head – and in his hands. Actually, he hasn’t completed the lyrics yet, but they’re right there and he knows they’re going to come to him any  time now. He just has to figure out how the story ends. Leo tells Kira, Eddie says songs are like a story and this one is trapped in marble, like a statue. It just has to be set free. Kira says she likes that, and Johnny says, they’re here to help any way they can. How is he feeling about the vibe? Ned says, the vibe. Just a rootsy, acoustic feel. He’s just trying to get his feet wet today. He hasn’t done this for a while. Johnn says, so he’s recorded before, and Ned says he recorded a lot, back in the day. He even had his share of groupies. Leo asks if that isn’t a fish, and Ned says, yes, and there are a lot of them in the sea. Sorry. A groupie is someone who really likes your music. Leo says, oh, a fan, and Olivia says, exactly. Ned says he played this gig years ago in Houston at The Cobra. It was a packed house. He was stone cold sober, and for some reason, that night when he walked out on stage, the whole crowd just sort of faded away. He felt like it was just him all alone, and he was singing for just one person. It was that way for the entire gig. It never happened again, but he always knew that was the best performance of his life. Johnny says, let’s make this happen. See if they can get him that feeling again. He tells Kira, let’s set up the mics, and they go into the booth. Ned tells Leo that he’s going to be playing and singing in that room, and Leo says, so there’s no bleed through. He knows that. Ned says he knows Leo knows a lot, and Leo tells him, knock ‘em dead, Eddie, and they fist bump. Ned says he’ll try, and goes in the booth. Olivia asks how Leo knew that.

Curtis tells Anna that he’s sorry. That was too easy. Please have a seat. She says she doesn’t understand, and he says, his father just left a while ago, and this is the first time he’s been allowed to be alone in his own house. As a matter of fact, he thinks it’s the first time he’s been alone anywhere since the shooting. She says, that’s kind of why she’s here actually. She wanted to come see him after the surgery, but… He says he told Portia that he didn’t want to see anyone. In fact, he was pretty harsh with her and Trina. She says she can totally understand given everything he’s been through. He knows the bullet wasn’t meant for him, right? He nods, and she tells him that she just came here to say something that she’s wanted to say since it happened. She’s really sorry. She looks close to tears.

Dex says, Josslyn wanted to help him? and she says she loves him so much, and as long as he’s working for Sonny, she’s always going to worry that one day or one night she’ll lose him forever. He says, they’ve been over this, but she says, that doesn’t make it just go away. He says he doesn’t take any unnecessary chances, but she says, he could be in custody and on his way to prison had her mom not called him and warned him. He asks if that’s why she got drunk after the concert, because she’s so worried about him, and she says she hadn’t heard from him. She was stressed out and took the easy way out. Yes, she regrets that. He says she looked like she regretted it when she came in the next morning. Does she have any idea how happy he was to see her? She says she was happy to see him too, and kisses him. She tells him, stop beating himself up over something Sonny did.

Nina says she gets what Ava is saying, but she can only focus on today. Ava says she thinks Nina should force herself to think about the future. She learned that the hard way. Nina says she’s been with complicated men before, and Ava says, that’s one word for Sonny. She assumes Nina is talking about Valentin, and Nina says, yes. Ava says, they both know you need more than one word to describe those two, and Nina says, her point is? Ava says she just wants Nina to think about what she’s doing before she does it, not after. Nina says she knows what she’s doing, and what she’s going to do is marry Sonny. And no one can stop her.

Montague says, of course (🍷) he knows Gladys. Sasha was there when he met her, when he did Sasha’s evaluation. This patient is clearly confused, and now he’s confusing her. Why doesn’t he come with her? He holds out his hand, and Cody pushes it away from Sasha. He gets in between them and says, Sasha’s not going anywhere with Montague. Montague says, that’s enough. Cody gives him no choice but to get security. He heads for the door, but Cody pushes him against it, and they fight.

Ned says, check, one, two, and Johnny asks how he feels about the levels. Ned says he could use a little more guitar in the headphones, and Johnny tells him to give them the loudest chords and they’ll check it again. Ned strums, and Olivia tells Leo that she knows it’s long, but it shouldn’t be much longer now. Leo says, it takes a few times before you get something good, and she asks if Eddie taught him that, but he says, Cody. It’ll take as long as Eddie wants it to. She says, as long as Eddie wants it to, and Ned continues to play.

Curtis says, Anna’s sorry? and she says, this wouldn’t have happened… He says, this is not her fault, but she says, someone was trying to kill her. He says he’s not going to lie. He hates that this happened, and he may hate it for the rest of his life. When he found out he couldn’t move his legs and the bullet wasn’t meant for him, he hated her. He hated Sonny. But it didn’t last. She asks why he thinks, and he says, because he thought about what he used to do. He used to chase the most lethal people around, knowing they wanted to kill him, but what did he do? Does she think he went somewhere and hid? No. He lived his life. And he realized that what happened to him could have easily happened to someone because of him. So maybe it’s karma. Or maybe it just is what it is. She says, that’s incredibly gracious, and he says he just calls it as he sees it. She smiles through her tears, when Portia walks in with a to-go bag from Charlie’s. She says she was wondering whose car that was.

Dex says, even though he got the job with Sonny to spy on him for Michael, Sonny’s been really good to him. In a lot of ways, like a father. She says, a father who hung him from a meat hook, and he says he knows Sonny had his suspicions about him, but Sonny had no idea what that guy did to him. She says, so he’s okay just forgetting everything that Sonny did? and he says, it’s hard to explain. Since he’s gotten to know Sonny better… If Sonny goes to prison, it’s going to leave a hole in his life.

Nina and Ava sit down with a drink, and Ava says, believe her. She wants Sonny to beat these charges almost as much as Nina does. Nina says, it kind of seems like she doesn’t, and Ava says, of course (🍷) she does. For Nina’s sake, for Avery’s sake. She just thinks at times like these, when things are crazy and up in the air, it’s the time they make bad decisions. She just wants to make sure Nina weighs everything. Nina says she has, and Ava reminds her, the last time she walked down the aisle, she ended up turning around and running in the opposite direction because of Valentin’s lies. Nina says, Sonny hasn’t lied to her, and Ava says, of course (🍷) not. Like Nina hasn’t lied to him.

A man walks Sasha through the reception area, and the nurse says, excuse me.

In the bathroom, we see Montague, tied up and lying on the floor in his underwear. He yells for help, but his mouth has duct tape across it.

Cody angles his face so the nurse can’t see it, and she asks where he’s taking the patient, calling him Dr. Montague. He says his patient needs some stimulation from nature, so he’s taking her for a walk and some fresh air. The nurse nods, and they go out the door. Janice comes in and asks who that was leaving with a patient. Cody hustles Sasha down the hallway.

Ned sings the unfinished song about the siren he can’t see, and he’s not bad. He stops and says, sorry, man. Can they just punch in there? Johnny says, no problem. Just take it where he likes, and they’ll cut it from there. Ned sings again, but then stops, looking confused. Leo tells him, she’s like a shadow, remember? and Ned says, yeah, and thanks Leo. Johnny suggests they take it from the top, and Ned begins again.

The nurse tells Janice, that was Dr. Montague. He said the patient needed some air. Janice says, Dr. Montague would never do that. He’s not authorized to take patients out of the hospital. She goes behind the desk and says, he’s not on staff. They have to call security. She picks up the phone.

Dex tells Josslyn that he knows a lot of the things Sonny does – that they do – are illegal, but Sonny has principles. He has more values and integrity than most men who operate legally that he’s close to, and deep down, he thinks she knows that. He’s never had anyone in his life like Sonny. Sonny taught him so much about what it means to be a man. She says she guesses he’s going to the hearing then, and he says, yeah. He hopes she understands. She says she does, and thanks him for explaining what Sonny means to him. He tells her, never forget what she means to him, and kisses her.

Nina asks why Ava is doing this. Ava’s always been so supportive of her and Sonny. Ava says, but she is. She wants to support Nina. As long as she’s going forward eyes wide open. That’s all she cares about. Nina promises she is, and Ava says, good. Nina says, as far as lying to Sonny about turning in Carly and Drew to the SEC, Ava is the only one who knows now. Ava says, to the grave. So after Nina and Sonny get married, maybe the two of them want to think about moving into Windymere. Nina laughs and says, Ava knows she loves her and loves living with her, but that’s not really her idea of wedded bliss. Ava says, not living with her. Maybe Sonny wants to buy Windymere, and all of Spoon Island.

Curtis tells Portia that Anna came by to see how he was doing, and Anna says she came by to apologize. Curtis says, he told her… Portia asks, where is his father? and Curtis says, he went to The Savoy. He had to take care of some things. Portia says, and he left? and Curtis says, yes, he left. He’s fine. Portia says, of course (🍷) he’s fine, and Anna says she should probably go actually. Portia says, if she knew Anna was going to be here, she definitely would have gotten dinner for three. Let her walk Anna out. Anna says, it was good to see Curtis, and Portia tells him that she’ll be right back. Outside, Portia asks, what made Anna think it was a good idea to come here?

Janice says, they have an emergency. They need to enforce a lockdown on the entire building right away. One of their patients, Cody Bell, is wearing Dr. Montague’s clothes, and he’s trying to escape with another patient, Sasha Gilmore.

Sirens are blaring, and Cody runs out of the building with Sasha. He brings her to a car that’s waiting at the end of the driveway, and buckles her in. He says he’s going to get her out of here. She just has to trust him. He gets in the driver’s seat and takes the keys out from under the visor, saying, thank you, Sam. He starts the car, and speeds away.

Nina asks why Ava is selling Windymere, and Ava says, it’s not for publication, so don’t go blabbing. Nina says she won’t, but why? Ava says, Avery likes it, but it’s just the two of them out there. They’re isolated. Nina says, she’s selling because of Nikolas, and Ava says she has to admit she has a few bad memories, but it seems like the right thing to do now. Nina’s phone dings, and she says she has to go. Ava says she hopes she didn’t upset Nina. Please tell her that she didn’t. Nina says, Ava didn’t upset her at all. In fact, Ava made her even more certain that what she’s doing is right. As Nina leaves, Ava says, good luck to Sonny, then says, good luck to me. She signals the bartender for another martini.

Anna says she knows Curtis didn’t want to see anyone, but she doesn’t think she upset him, and Portia says, Anna upset her. If it wasn’t for Anna and Sonny, Curtis wouldn’t be in that chair right now. (It would be amusing if it turned out the bullet was actually meant for Curtis. It’s possible.) Anna says, Portia’s right. She’s sorry about that. Portia says, she’s sorry about that? She doesn’t think Anna realizes how close Curtis was to dying, and now he’s paralyzed. He could be in a wheelchair for the rest of his life, and Anna’s sorry about that. She guesses that makes everything better. Anna says she didn’t mean it would make it all better… Portia says, Anna and Sonny live dangerous lives. She gets it. They make deadly enemies. But then they roam around and mingle with everybody else and put everyone in danger. And in this case, they put her husband in a wheelchair. Anna says, we will find out who did this. We will. Portia asks, what good is that going to do Curtis? Please don’t come back here. Anna says she won’t, and leaves. Portia lets out a huge breath and goes back inside. She tells Curtis that Charlie’s had strawberry-rhubarb pie for dessert, and he says he can’t blame Anna for this. She says she can and takes the to-go bag to the kitchen.

As Eddie/Ned sings, Curtis wheels himself to the patio door and looks out. In the studio, Leo takes Olivia’s hand, and she smiles. Josslyn and Dex sit on a crate at the pier and kiss. He takes her hand for a moment, then leaves. Ava looks at a picture of her and Avery on her phone and sips her martini. Nina paces, then leaves. Anna looks sad. Curtis sighs, and Portia puts her hand on his shoulder as they both look out.

We hear Anna’s voiced say, we will find out who did this. We will.

On Monday, Molly and TJ have a major announcement to make; Maxie says she’s going to make it happen; and Sonny says he’s got this.

🔥 Steam Heat…

The fall preview for GH.

👧 The First Kristina…

I guess I was busy or not watching or something. I remember absolutely none of this, so thanks SOD.

👄 Adding One Blair…

You’ll need to know this.

🧂 Shah Got To Be Joking…

She’ll be lucky if she doesn’t end up having to pay every time she uses RHOSL. Like greed didn’t get her where she is today – in the pokey.

🍸 Lala Rules…

Talking about next season without talking about it.

🎾 House Full Of Awful…

I’m not sure if excited is the word, but I have to admit to a bit of curiosity.

💃🏻 Just Fabulous…

I’ve been watching this for a while, and while I haven’t exactly seen a whole lot of fabulous, that’s okay. I’d rather see real than fancy.

https://screenrant.com/my-big-fat-fabulous-life-season-11-when-finale-how-many-episodes-left/

https://people.com/whitney-way-thore-talks-new-season-my-big-fat-fabulous-life-exclusive-7965327

What’s to come next week.

https://www.etonline.com/my-big-fat-fabulous-life-whitney-uncovers-the-truth-about-her-long-lost-half-sister-exclusive

🎸 The Moonman Awaits…

In case you don’t know how to watch, here are instructions.

https://www.eonline.com/news/1384936/how-to-watch-the-2023-mtv-vmas-on-tv-and-online

🏍 About That Daryl…

Norman talks Daryl.

https://ew.com/tv/the-walking-dead-daryl-dixon-preview-norman-reedus/

When and where to see Daryl.

Reviewing Daryl’s situation.

https://collider.com/the-walking-dead-daryl-dixon-review/

Bonus Daryl. I was surprised to discover how much I enjoyed this show the last time. It makes me want to, well, ride.

🐶 Bravo To Pets…

My heart will always belong to Giggy (!).

🐓 Quotes of the Week

Anything worth doing good takes a little chaos. – Flea

You can control two things: your work ethic and your attitude about anything. – Ali Krieger

If you fall, make it part of the dance. – LuAnn de Lesseps

Success seems to be connected to action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes, but they don’t quit. – Conrad Hilton

Just believe in yourself. Even if you don’t, pretend that you do and at some point, you will. – Venus Williams

How can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty-six different kinds of cheese?Charles de Gaulle

Don’t you love New York in the fall? It makes me wanna buy school supplies. I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils if I knew your name and address. – Joe Fox (Tom Hanks), You’ve Got Mail

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Enjoy the week’s end, then join me on Monday really Tuesday for soap and teaful tidings. Until then, stay safe, stay patronizing local businesses, and stay not caring so much, you only think about what it is you can do for the person you love, instead of thinking about what it is that they need and want.

March 30, 2023 – The Llama Is Running Late, In Addition, Extra Info, Another, His Status, Emo Reunion, Salty Talk, VanderGossip, Reaction, Pets (!) & Like Us

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Dex tells Sonny, the security sweep is complete, and Sonny walks out on the pier. He thanks Dex, and says he needs competent people around him during these times. Dex says, hopefully they’ll find out who’s targeting Sonny, and Sonny says, they will. Nobody’s interfering with the Pikeman deal. Dex asks if Sonny thinks she’ll deliver, but Sonny shrugs. Selina walks out with Li, and asks if Sonny hasn’t told his people, she always brings the goods.

Josslyn and Trina practice a dance for the Nurses Ball, and Josslyn suggests they go again. Trina says, they’ve done it five times, but Josslyn says, practice can’t hurt. Trina says she’s going to pass out from dehydration, and Josslyn says, five minutes. They get some water, when Maxie walks in, arguing with someone on the phone, and asks what they’re doing here. Josslyn says, they’re practicing their performance, and Maxie says, the show is tonight, and they still need to practice? This Nurses Ball is going to hell in a handbasket.

Violet and Finn are with Elizabeth in her kitchen when the doorbell rings. Elizabeth answers, and Laura says she’s, sorry she’s late, but Elizabeth says she’s right on time, and they hug. Aiden and Jake run in, and Jake says, Cam’s coming. They all line up, and Cameron comes downstairs, asking if he heard the doorbell. They shout, surprise! and he asks, what’s going on? He thought just the four of them were having breakfast. Laura says, he didn’t think they’d let him leave for California without a proper send-off, did he? and he says he feels like the luckiest guy right now.

Esme comes into the hospital carrying Ace, with Spencer following. She tells the reception nurse that she called ahead, and the nurse asks who her pediatrician is. Esme says, they don’t have a regular one; she gave birth outside the hospital. She asks if Portia is here, but the nurse says, she’s not available, and gives Esme some forms to fill out. Esme says, please. Her son is sick and needs to be seen right away. Spencer takes the clip board and thanks the nurse. Spencer tells Esme, yelling at the nurse isn’t going to do Ace any favors, but Esme says she doesn’t care. Ace needs medical attention, and she’ll fight for him, no matter what. Spencer tells her not to fight with the wrong person. She needs to fill out these forms. She asks what he’s even doing here. She didn’t want him here, so if he’s not on her side, he can leave now. He says, this isn’t about her or sides. This is about Ace, and he’s not leaving her alone with his baby brother.

Anna loads her gun, and Valentin asks if there’s something he should know. She says she’s just making sure she’s prepped; the situation is deteriorating. He says, something happened to make Eileen bolt. Now Victor’s after her, and will more than likely find her. Anna says, she can’t outrun Victor. She knows too much; enough to bring this whole thing crashing down. There’s a knock at the door, and they both ready their guns, Valentin ducking down behind the sofa. Anna flings open the door, and aims her gun.

Maxie asks if Josslyn and Trina knew there was a 10% chance of rain tonight. Water stains silk. Rain deflates hair. And what if the ground gets slippery? One slip or fall, it will be all over social media. Five or six are a catastrophe. Trina says, 10%’s not much, and Maxie says, and the llama has the nerve to be running late. Now they’re telling her that they’re also not ready? Josslyn says, they’re doing just fine. They were just doing a few run throughs and adding some finishing touches. Trina says, they’re beyond ready, and Maxie says, that’s great, but they’ll need to leave when the Wands get here; it’s a closed set. Josslyn says, got it, and Maxie leaves, already arguing with someone else on the phone. Trina says, six-minute break? and Josslyn says, fine. The Nurses Ball is about having fun after all. Trina says, that’s her plan. She’s all about fun tonight. Josslyn says, with Spencer?

Spencer says, Esme wouldn’t happen to remember Ace’s weight when he was born, and she says she does, snatching the clipboard from him. She says, and his length, and his Apgar score from when they first got to the hospital. Ace is sick, and if filling out this stupid form will get him seen, that’s all she cares about. If he wants to make himself useful, why doesn’t he fill out this part where they ask for payment. She tells Ace, it’s okay, and Spencer says, grandmother doesn’t seem to think that it’s anything serious, but Esme says, mommy knows it’s not right. He asks how long she’s going to keep up this angelic mother act, and she tells him to get over himself. She’s sick of trying to prove she’s not the person she used to be. She needs to be a good mother to Ace. He’s what matters, not Spencer. Spencer says, it seems she lost her memory, but not her personality. She’s not going to be able to hide behind Ace forever.

Cameron thanks everyone, and asks Aiden if those are banana chocolate chip muffins. Aiden – suddenly having made an age jump – bye, little dude! – says, his best batch yet. He hopes Cameron likes them. Violet says she made the toast, and Cameron says, fantastic. He loves toast. She says, it’s the only thing her daddy would let her make, and Finn says, she can move on to things that involve a flame when she’s a little older. Aiden says he could teach her some simple dishes, and Elizabeth tells Violet to take him up on that, since she hates Finn’s spaghetti. Cameron says, it’s so very cool of everyone. He doesn’t know what to say. Jake suggests, let’s eat, and Laura agrees they eat while it’s still warm. Elizabeth says she’ll get the orange juice, and heads for the kitchen. Laura motions that Finn should follow her. He asks if there’s anything Elizabeth needs, and she says she doesn’t want to bring down the mood. It’s been an intense two days. Finn says he’s here; whatever she needs. She says, just the strength to say goodbye to her firstborn, and she smiles at Cameron.

Felicia meets Ava at Charlie’s, and asks how she’s holding up. Ava says she’s hanging in there. A lot has come to light, hasn’t it? She wasn’t entirely surprised Esme turned out to be Ryan and Heather’s daughter. That girl is just as twisted as they are. But finding out Ryan was colluding with Esme to destroy her life shook her up a little bit. Felicia says, fortunately, they never have to deal with Ryan again, and Ava says, thanks to Felicia’s husband. That Esme though, she has yet to pay.

Anna lets Drew in, and he says, Felicia told him how to get here. He wasn’t followed, and took every precaution. Valentin asks, what’s happened? and Drew says, Victor disappeared. I get confused since I was expecting him to say Eileen disappeared.

Sonny asks if Selina found out anything about the contractor who tried to kill him, and she says, as she suspected, no one in her organization frequents The Highsider, nor did anyone recognize the gunman. However, she sent Li to make inquiries with the staff at The Highsider. He had a very interesting conversation with the bartender. Sonny asks if she got an ID on the shooter or not.

Everyone is talking and laughing at Elizabeth’s house, and Laura helps with the dishes. Elizabeth says she knew this was going to be hard, but it just got real all of a sudden, and Laura says she wishes she had some magical words to make Elizabeth feel better. It’s hard sending your kids out into the world. And Cam’s her first, so it’s a particular kind of pain. Elizabeth says, she’s happy for him, and proud, but she feels like a part of her is missing, and he’s not even gone yet. Laura says, that’s the sad part, but remember, there’s wonderment and joy in watching your children forge their own paths, become adults, and live full lives. Trust her, it’s a blessing, and Elizabeth will always be his mother. Elizabeth watches everyone in the other room.

Esme tells Ace, good job. He gained two pounds and grew almost an inch. That’s good, right? The nurse says, right on target, and tells Esme that the doctor will be with her shortly. She leaves, and Spencer says, the nurse seems to think he’s okay, and Esme says, they both have their reasons for not trusting each other, but it’s all in the past. He says, is it? and she says, can it be? Ace is her present and future, and whether she likes it or not, Spencer’s his brother. He says, what she did to him and his friends isn’t something he can easily forgive, and she asks if he can try. She’d hate to see him missing out on Ace because of it. He asks if that’s a threat, but she says, no. It’s just not good for Ace if they’re fighting all of the time, and the longer Spencer keeps seeing her as her old self, the more damage it’s going to do to him. He says he guesses he doesn’t see it like that, when Austin walks in. He says, I know you, and Esme says she knows him too. He’s the man her mother tried to kill the night her son was born.

Trina says, she and Spencer will see each other at the Ball, but they’re not going together, and Josslyn asks, what’s going on with them? The last time, she heard they’d kissed. Did something happen? Trina says, no, they’re fine. They’re definitely more than friends. It’s just… complicated. Josslyn says, that’s Spencer, he’s complicated, but Trina says, it’s not just him. She feels like they’re some kind of cosmic joke. Just when she thought, finally, they’re lives blew up. The night they kissed, she just found out her mother lied to her about her father. Then Ryan Chamberlain and Heather Webber showed up on Spoon Island, nearly killing Ava. Esme had her baby, and now Esme and her baby are living with Spencer in his grandmother’s apartment. Josslyn says, because of the baby, and Trina says she totally understands Spencer wants to be close to his baby brother, but it just feels weird that he, Esme, and the baby are living together like some sort of pseudo family. She really wants to be with Spencer, but now it feels like she should take it slow. Josslyn says, slow sounds like the right idea, but Trina says, it doesn’t feel that way. But what about Josslyn. It’s been months since she broke up with Cam, and now he’s leaving for California. Is she ready to get back out there?

Selina says, the bartender recognized the gunman, and Sonny asks if she got a name. She says, unfortunately, no. The bartender said the gunman came in only once and paid in cash, but he recalled the man was staying at a nearby hotel. So she sent her men to search the establishment. The shooter’s belongings were relegated to storage – Li tosses a duffle bag down – when he didn’t return. They were able to acquire them. Sonny says he appreciates that, and she says she hopes it restores his faith in her. Please let her know if she can be a further assistance. She leaves with Li, and Sonny says, looks like they found the guy. Now they have to find out who hired him.

Anna asks when Victor disappeared, and Drew says, within the last few hours. Ever since Robert broke into Victor’s hotel room, they’ve had the MetroCourt under surveillance, and he hasn’t returned. Drew even decided to search Victor’s room himself, in case somehow he slipped by them. Valentin asks how he did that, and Drew says, he asked Olivia for assistance. Both Valentin and Anna protest, but he says, time was his main concern. He knew Olivia wasn’t going to ask any questions, and it doesn’t matter anyway, because she said Victor checked out. He can tell them, Victor didn’t do it personally. Valentin says, this can only mean one thing, and Anna says, Victor’s on to us.

Josslyn says, it’s been months? Feels more like minutes. But Trina says, no fair. Josslyn doesn’t get to grill her on her love life, and she gets nothing back. Josslyn says she’s been swamped with classes, and has no time for dating, and Trina asks if she’s sure it’s a time thing. Break-ups are hard, but Josslyn can’t let it paralyze her. She’s got to get herself back out there. Hey, she knows Nolan. Josslyn says, water polo Nolan? What about him? Trina says, he’s in her Renaissance Art class, and they’re pretty cool. Maybe she could set them up. Josslyn says, thanks, but no, and Trina says, he’s one of the hottest guys on campus. Can’t she even have coffee with him? Josslyn asks what they’d talk about, and Trina says, they’re jocks. They could swap stories of the thrill of victory or something. Josslyn says they need to get back to rehearsing, but Trina says, they do not need to practice. Is Josslyn not interested in Nolan because she’s seeing someone?

Cameron says, Scotty is still stuck in court, and Laura says, that’s too bad. She knows he wanted to be here. Cameron says, Scotty told him that he’s due a visit on the west coast so… Laura says, he means it. Cameron is very important to him. Cameron says he feels very grateful having her and Scotty as his grandparents, and she tells him that she knows she speaks for both of them when she says, it’s been a privilege to watch him grow into the fine young man he’s become. He says he owes a lot of it to her. She’s always supported him, whether things were great or terrible. He thanks her, and she says she loves him so much. Her heart is bursting with pride right now. She hugs him, and says she can’t wait to see what he’s going to do next. It’s gonna be great.

Felicia asks if Ava is planning on making Esme pay, but Ava says, don’t worry about that. She’ll leave it to the authorities. Although she wasn’t happy to hear that Felicia’s brother-in-law isn’t going to prosecute her. Felicia says, timing is everything, and Ava says, what about all those months Esme terrorized her? She made Ava fear for her daughter’s life; she destroyed Ava’s marriage. She’s not excusing Nikolas’s actions, but they were building a life together before Esme showed up. And to find out she manipulated the whole situation… She’s just as rotten as her father, may he rot in hell. Now all she has left is that big old drafty castle. Felicia says, she’s not completely alone, and Ava says she has Avery, but not all the time. Felecia says, what about Austin? and Ava says, what about him? Felicia says, he was there the night Ryan and Heather made their appearance. Wasn’t he also there when Dante and the police were searching for Nikolas? Ava flashes back to telling Austin that she’s sure Nikolas was dead, and Austin asking, then where is he? Felicia says, he seems to be with Ava a lot.

Esme says, Austin has to believe her. She didn’t know that woman was her mother. Please don’t take Heather’s actions out on her son. Ace is innocent. Austin says, that’s his name, Ace? He loves that. (Me too!) She says, he’s not mad? and he asks why he’d be mad. Hhe certainly wouldn’t be mad at her or Ace. He’s Dr. Gatlin-Holt. She says she’s Esme Prince, and he says, nice to meet her under better circumstances. He addresses Spencer, and asks, what’s going on with Baby Ace? Esme says, he’s been fussier than usual. Crying when he’s not hungry and doesn’t need changing. She kept track of the episodes, and also noticed he’s been flushing. She has some pictures… He says he wishes all his first-time moms were this organized, and she smiles.

Dex asks if Sonny wants him to examine the contents, but Sonny says, no. They’ll look through it at the office. He’s going to have Frank bring the car around. As they walk past the water, Dex says, there’s a body in the water, takes off his jacket and shoes, and jumps in.

Valentin says, Victor suspects Laura and Robert are working together, because Laura told him the other day that Victor accused her of making a move against him. Anna says, if Victor already realized the necklace is fake, he’ll assume Robert knew, gave it to Eileen to hand off to him. Drew asks if Eileen would give them up, and Valentin says, if Victor pressured her, in a heartbeat. Anna says, she was just supposed to go in, give him the necklace, then get out. But she decided to take it on herself to make a play for the decryption key. Then something happened. Something spooked her enough to make her get out of town. Drew says, Eileen Ashby is definitely gone, but she did not leave on her own.

Dex places Eileen’s body on the dock, and Sonny says, of all the bodies he could fish out of the harbor. Dex says, he knows her? and Sonny says, yeah. She’s the Deputy Mayor.

Trina says, Josslyn is seeing someone, isn’t she? Don’t lie. Josslyn says she doesn’t want to lie to Trina. Yes, she is. Trina says, that’s great. How long has this been going on? Josslyn says, a few months, and Trina says, so not long after she broke up with Cam. Is that why Josslyn didn’t tell her? Did Josslyn think she’d judge her for it? Josslyn says, no, and Trina says, because she’d never. Josslyn told her last fall that she was starting to feel distance between her and Cam. Josslyn says she didn’t want Trina in the middle. Cam is her friend too, and Spencer definitely felt a way about her breaking up with him. Trina says, that’s on Spencer though. Of course (🍷) she felt bad for Cam. He was hurting, and he’s a great guy, but things worked out. Cam is going to play soccer at Stanford. He’s starting this major new phase in his life, and even if he wasn’t, Joss is her girl. She wants the best for both of them. They hug, and Trina asks if it’s someone she knows. Josslyn says, not really, and Trina asks if she has a picture. Josslyn says she’s really sorry, but she can’t tell Trina who it is right now. There could be really serious consequences if it became public knowledge.

Elizabeth thanks Finn for coming, and bringing Violet. He says, she loves her cousins. He’s glad they could stay a part of each other’s lives. She says, it’s the connections you make that matter the most. That’s what Epiphany used to say. Finn tells her that what she said at the memorial was really beautiful, and she says, as devastated as she is, one burden has been lifted. She found out Epiphany did write a letter to the Ethics Committee, and intended to deliver it herself. Finn says, Epiphany stuck by her, and Elizabeth says, thinking she had disappointed Epiphany was a weight on her; thinking she’d let down her mentor and friend. She’s incredibly grateful that wasn’t the case.

Aiden, Jake, and Violet come downstairs, and Violet tells Cameron that they got him something. Jake, now. Jake holds up a drawing of the four of them, with symbols of Cameron’s life, like a guitar and a soccer ball, pasted on it. Jake says he did the drawing; Aiden and Violet pasted on the cutouts. Violet says, so Cameron can take them with him to California. Does he like it? Cameron says he’s not sure like is the word to use here… He loves it. Violet runs to him and hugs him, and he says, thank you so much.

Esme asks Austin to just tell her what’s wrong, and he says, nothing’s wrong at all. Ace is a totally healthy baby. What we have here is a classic case of cholic. She says she’s read about that. Is Ace in pain? Austin says, he’s got gas, so probably more uncomfortable than in pain, and he’s just crying because he can’t tell her since he can’t talk yet. So he’s sending Esme home with some soothing techniques and samples of formula that might be easier on Ace’s stomach. He’s going to start Ace on a probiotic if a change in diet doesn’t help. Esme asks if that’s safe for babies, and he says, absolutely. Ace is fine. Whatever she’s doing, just keep doing it. She’s doing a great job. He says he’ll be back, and leaves. Esme asks if Ace heard that, and Spencer says, they’re going to get him fixed up, as he rubs Ace’s back.

Ava tells Felicia that she and Austin do have something significant in common. Nothing forges a bond like being victims of the same lunatic. Felicia says she hopes they have some peace of mind now that Heather’s locked up, and Ava says she’ll have peace once Esme’s dealt with. She has to run, and tells Felicia, it’s been a pleasure. Felicia asks if she’ll see Ava at the Nurses Ball later, and Ava says she wouldn’t miss it. Something big always happens at the Nurses Ball.

Drew says he went to Eileen’s apartment after Victor went missing. He wanted to question her, since she may have been the last person to see him. There were no signs that she made any preparations to run, with or without Victor. Valentin says, quick escapes don’t leave a lot of time to collect belongings, but Drew says, pet owners never leave their dog without making some provisions. Anna says she didn’t know Eileen had a dog, and Drew says, a very hungry, very thirsty dog that was barking before he even walked up to the door. This dog had not been cared for in some time. He took him to the Qs; the dog’s doing fine. I’m glad he says this, since I was already fretting about a fictitious dog. Drew says, the point is, she loved him. He was well-groomed, he had beds and treats, the whole thing, and toys. There’s no way she would abandon him willingly. Anna says, she’s not cold-blooded. He’s right. Eileen left under duress. Something really bad happened after she hung up that phone.

An officer puts a blanket over Eileen’s dead face, and Jordan says, imagine her surprise when she heard Sonny was the one who reported this. (Ha-ha! Yeah, right?) Sonny says, imagine how surprised he was when he came across her, and Jordan says, talk to her. How is he involved in this? He says he was just taking a walk, he saw something in the water, and it was the deputy mayor. Jordan says, he was casually taking a stroll, alone, on the docks, and a body just happened to wash up right by him? That is some timing. He says he told her everything that happened. If she wants to take it further, he has to call Diane, and then it’s going to be a waste of everybody’s time. He doesn’t think she wants to do that. Laura walks up, and says she came as soon as she heard. Is it true? Is that Eileen? Jordan says she’s sorry, when her phone rings. She steps away, and Laura says, oh, Eileen, as she looks at Eileen’s bare feet sticking out. Geez, dude could have covered those too while he was at it. I don’t know about you, but I don’t want my feet hanging out there for the world to see if I end up dead on the docks. She asks if Sonny knows what happened, and he says, no, but his guess is Victor Cassadine. Jordan comes back, and says, the coroner’s en route to get the body, and Laura says she’ll have to prepare a statement for the press. Jordan leaves, and Laura turns to Sonny, obviously shook, and says, she has to deal with this. If it’s Victor, then Anna and Valentin and Lucy are all in danger, and they have to be warned. She’s barely keeping it together, and he says, he’ll check it out. Be careful. He leaves, and she quietly cries.

Josslyn promises to tell Trina when she can, but right now the stakes are just too high. Trina flashes back to Spencer having a problem with Dex at Curtis and Portia’s wedding, and Josslyn defending Dex. Trina says, it sounds serious, and Josslyn says, hopefully one day soon, she won’t have to keep this from Trina. But until then, please forget about it. Trina says, okay, but only if Josslyn promises, if she’s ever in trouble, Josslyn will come to her, and Josslyn promises. Dex walks in, and says hello to both of them.

Spencer says he’s going to take off, and Esme says, he’s leaving them here? He says he has something to do. She still has to stay and wait for the doctor to get back. She says, he’s their ride, but he says he won’t be long. She says, whatever, and tells Ace that he can’t count on anyone except her. Spencer turns back, and asks what that’s supposed to mean, even though it’s pretty self-explanatory. Esme says she can’t keep relying on him and Laura. She has to do things for herself. Like get a job. He says, doing what? She’s never worked a day in her life. She says she’ll figure it out. She got an internship, right? He says, that she orchestrated so she could spend some time scheming with her deranged father, and she says, when she was a person she doesn’t even remember. She’s a mom now. She needs to be able to provide for her son on her own. He says, the idea of her being a working single mother is ludicrous to him. He just offered to pay for Ace’s medical bills. Face it. She has no idea what to do now that she’s out of prison. My Spencer meter slides all the way past negative. She says, which was all his doing. Cameron told her how they all orchestrated (WOTD) her release; all part of the plan to take Ace away from her. But it’s backfired. She will never give up her son. He starts to say something, and she tells him, just go. He leaves, smirking, and I want to smack him.

Finn tells Cameron, good luck in California. He’s a good man. Cameron thanks Finn for being here, and for everything he’s done for this family. Can he ask Finn one last favor? Finn says, name it, and Cameron says his mom will need her friends when he’s gone. Finn says, Cameron can count on him, when Elizabeth comes out with Violet, who’s holding a box. Elizabeth says, some extra muffins for the road, and Violet gives the box to Cameron and hugs him. She and Finn leave, and Aiden and Jake come downstairs. Jake asks when Cameron will be visiting. He’s thinking of turning Cameron’s room into an art studio. Cameron says, Jake can’t wait for him to leave. He’ll visit as much as he can. Aiden says he’ll miss Cameron. Even though he was sometimes a pain, Cameron always stood up for him. Jake says, Cameron is a great big brother, and he’ll do his best to pick up where Cameron left off. He’s going to take care of Aiden and mom. Cameron says he’s going to be gone, but not for good. He’s still their brother. If they need anything, just call him. Aiden says he knows, but it won’t be the same, and they have a three-way hug. Cameron says he loves them, and they say they love Cameron too.

Valentin says, Victor and Eileen both disappear on the same night they meet; that’s not a coincidence. Anna says, best case scenario, she figured out a way to escape, she got out of there, and ran as fast as she could. Drew says, or Victor found out Eileen was compromised, which is more likely, and Anna says, then Eileen told Victor everything she knows. In which case, Victor will know they’re alive, and Lucy… Valentin says, and that the real necklace still exists, and Anna says, it puts everyone at risk. Robert, Laura, Felicia. He’ll figure out they were all working together to stop him. Drew says, Eileen never knew about him and Carly. Did she know how to find this place? Anna says, no. That is at least something in their favor. There’s a knock at the door, and Sonny says, Anna, it’s me. She opens the door, and he says, it’s good to see her, like this is nothing new. Anna asks what he’s doing here, and he says, Laura got caught up in an emergency. Eileen Ashby’s dead. And I’m thinking, half of Port Charles is going to be in on this by the weekend.

Dex says he was told to come here for rehearsal, and Trina asks if he’s the new Magic Wand. He says he is; Maxie talked him into it. Trina says, go, Maxie, and he says, they’re performing, right? Josslyn says, they’ve been rehearsing all morning, and Trina looks back and forth at them like it’s a ping pong match. Maxie walks in, and says, there he is. Wardrobe needs him for a final fitting come on. She drags him out, and Trina says, no one she knows, huh?

Elizabeth tells Cameron, it’s a great picture. It really captures the four of them. Cameron says he can’t leave, but she says, yes, he can. He says, Aiden and Jake still need him. She still needs him. She says, what she needs is to know he’s pursuing his dreams, and he asks if she’s sure. She says, it’s been her and him since the very beginning. He’s been her rock, and Jake and Aiden’s too. I get momentarily distracted by her haircut, thinking I should take it to my hairstylist. She says, he’s always stepped up for them. Now it’s time he stepped up for himself. He says, it feels so selfish, just leaving, and she says, he has a big heart and he’s so loving. It’s been the greatest gift of her life having him as her son. He’s given so much of himself to her and his brothers; now it’s his turn. So go out there and live his best life, and they’ll be here cheering him on. They hug and say I love you.

Esme wonders how much longer Austin is going to be, and suggests she and Ace take a quick trip to the vending machines. She walks out of the exam room, and sees Ava come out of the elevator. They look at each other.

Laura asks Jordan, what really happened to Eileen? but Jordan says, they won’t know until they get the M.E.’s official report. Laura says, Jordan knows something. Did she drown? Jordan says, the M.E. will check for water in her lungs, and Laura says, but? Jordan says, the coroner said she had multiple broken bones, including her spine. He suspects Eileen died from a fall. Does Laura have any reason to believe Eileen would take her own life? Laura says, no. Eileen was all about survival.

Sonny says, Jordan gave Laura the information. Laura wanted him to come here and warn them. Drew says, they have to assume they’re blown, and Valentin says, Victor got Eileen to give up the info, then disposed of her. Anna says, he’ll come after them now.

Spencer waits in the woods, and someone walks out. He thanks them for meeting him, and Victor says, anything for him. Is he to understand from this that Spencer is finally willing to do what needs to be done?

Tomorrow, Victor says he needs to hear Spencer say the actual words; Maxie asks what someone is doing here; Sonny says, if they leave now, they’ll be signing their death warrants; and Carly asks Nina, what the hell happened?

🩺 A postscript about the Epiphany memorial episode. No doubt what made this episode extra moving was the fact that you knew those tears from the characters were real. Probably one of the saddest episodes ever for me was when Mike died, but I knew Max Gail was fine and living his life in reality. I can’t even fathom how difficult it must have been for the actors to keep control, knowing that even though the storyline wasn’t real, the death was. While the episode was perfection – having real life friend Yvette Nicole Brown play the accident victim, Milo and Emma coming back to town, the photos, the flashbacks, the whole thing – it would have been nice to see Sonja Eddy in the credits one last time. But I know you can’t think of everything, so kudos again.

👩🏾‍⚕️ Whys and Whos…

Why this storyline was chosen.

All about Emma.

And Max and Milo.

🥀 More Loss For GH…

It’s so sweet that they named The Savoy bartender after her.

🏫 Not Going Too Far…

We won’t even notice he’s gone. And I hope he’s not bringing that hairdo.

🏥 Proud Papa…

I’m going to watch this later, since it’s on in the wee hours here.

https://ew.com/tv/general-hospital-maurice-benard-cries-emotional-reunion-with-daughter-tamron-hall/

🧂 Passing the Salt…

Jen gets the good news.

https://people.com/tv/jen-shah-sentence-reduced-1-year-after-reporting-prison-telemarketing-fraud-case/

And the bad news.

🍸 You Know You Want It…

If anyone has the right to shade, it’s Ariana. Tom and Raquel look like they’re dressed for a funeral.

Lala has a different kind of blackout.

Security was called? I can’t wait. I wasn’t a huge Raquel fan to begin with, although I felt sorry for her being James’s doormat. But now I can’t stand hearing her stupid baby voice saying she’s being young and living her life. I wasn’t aware that meant smiling in your friend’s face while you bang her longtime boyfriend behind her back. Normally, I’m with Trevor Noah and say, counsel, not cancel, but there’s no coming back from this.

💎 Oh Oliver…

I doubt even Garcelle’s Black Girl Magic could bring LVP back.

🐕 Recovery…

They make the world okay again.

🍳  Flipping Sides…

Stop by tomorrow for an end of the week cornucopia of soap, tea, words to regard, and music to enjoy. Until then, stay safe, stay balancing book knowledge with common sense, and stay knowing it’s the connections you make that matter the most. That’s what Epiphany used to say.

March 10, 2023 – Drew Gives Ned a Proposal, Dear Diary, VanderMore, Southern Smarm, Awards Talk, Vegas Cat (!), Slightly More Than a Dozen Quotes & Lift

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Gladys says she doesn’t know why Sonny is so worked up, and he says he’s not, but he can be if she doesn’t give him an answer.

Nina sees Ava in the restaurant, and Ava says she was hoping to have lunch with one of the owners, and doesn’t mean Olivia. Does Nina have time for her? Nina says, they’re overdue for a proper catch-up, and she wants to hear about all the developments in Ava’s life. Ava tells her to be careful what she wishes for.

At the Quartermaines, Mac tells Michael, this form states that the PCPD has returned all the items taken from the boathouse when Ava was attacked. He just needs a signature, and he’ll be out of Michael’s hair. Another phrase they use a lot, but I never hear it IRL. Michael says he’s glad to have it behind them, and thanks Mac for catching the killer. Mac says, his sympathies for everything Michael’s family is going through, and the challenges still to come.

In the foyer, Maxie says, it’s perfect that Ned answered the door, and he invites her in. He asks, what brings her by? and she says, as a matter-of-fact, him.

Walking into what used to be Sonny’s kitchen, Carly says she and Drew made quite a mess last night. I guess she stepped over everything to get him that brownie. He says, it’s not every day they get the house to themselves. He feels they’re obligated to take advantage of that, and kisses her. She says, sooner or later, they have to clean this up, and he suggests later, kissing her again. I still don’t see the moss bowl🎍. What did she do with it???

Dex says he has to leave soon, and Josslyn says, right. His mystery boss needs evidence against Sonny. He flashes back to Michael saying, if Sonny is telling Dex about his past, he’s got nothing to worry about. He tells her that he can make a lot more than grilled cheese. He can make grilled salmon with grilled asparagus marinated in truffle oil. She says, so he can cook, and he’s just now telling her. Why was he holding out? He says, after what he ate when he was in the Marines, he promised himself he’d learn to cook when he got back to the states. The meals keep them fed, but they weren’t exactly fine dining. He’ll make her grilled asparagus sometime. He kisses her neck, and she says, it’s too cold to grill, having never heard of doing it indoors, and he says, this summer. She asks if he thinks they’ll still be together this summer, and he says, the job should be over by then, and he can spend every minute getting closer to her without worrying about Sonny. She says she can’t wait, and asks if she’ll see him later. He says, she can count on it, and kisses her again.

Mac says he’s so sorry about everything Willow is going through, especially so soon after the birth of that adorable baby. She says, hopefully, there might be some good news on the horizon. She might have a match with a bone marrow donor. He says he’ll pray everything works out, and she says she’ll take all the prayers she can get. She wants to spend as much time with her family as possible. Mac congratulates her on Amelia; she’s beautiful. Michael says he thinks so too, but he might be a little bias. Willow says, no. She’s gorgeous. Mac says, children are a blessing. Enjoy your time with them. It goes by really fast. Maxie walks in with Ned, and Mac says, case in point. He blinked, and Maxie’s all grown up. Maxie says, moral of the story; don’t blink. She asks what he’s doing here, and he says he had police business to finish up. Maxie says, good thing because she has a big announcement for all of them.

Cody says he ran into Sasha’s mother-in-law, and she asks if they’ve even met. How did he know it was her? He says, at some time in the conversation, it came out that her last name was Corbin. She was talking about selling a garage that belonged to her daughter-in-law, so it wasn’t hard to put together. Sasha says she’d been afraid Gladys would sell the garage without consulting her, but she thought she was just being paranoid. She can’t believe Gladys actually did it. Cody asks if there’s anything he can do, and she says, he can tell her who Gladys was selling the garage to.

Sonny says, Gladys was so eager to sell the garage, she wanted him to convince Sasha to get on board. How does he know she didn’t badger Sasha into taking the offer? She asks if that’s what he really thinks about her, and he says he knows how Miss Wu operates when she sets her sights on something, and if she’s pressuring Gladys, he can help her, but she has to tell him what’s going on.

Nina says she’s sorry she didn’t stick around last night, but Ava says she knows Nina wanted to see Willow. Nina says she spent the night with Sonny, but she’s glad Ava decided to stay at her place with all the drama happening at Windymere. Ava says, even with Ryan dead, she didn’t want to be on the island all by herself, and Nina says, anyone in their right mind would need a little break from Windymere for a while, and Ava says, Nina doesn’t even know the whole story. Nina says, Ava is welcome to stay with her for as long as she wants to. Sonny mentioned Nikolas threatened to take Avery. Ava says, it was a miscommunication really, and asks how things went with Willow. Nina says, better than she’d hoped. Willow opened up to her about the affects of her health issues. Liesl asked her to do it, and Willow’s grateful to Aunt Liesl, so she honored her request, but she doesn’t care. Maybe this little thaw is a step in the right direction. Ava asks, how are things with Sonny? and Nina says, they’re fine. Ava says, is there trouble in paradise? and Nina says, yes. Only it’s not her paradise. Ava asks, whose? and Nina says, Carly.

Gladys says, Sonny doesn’t have to worry about Selina Wu for her. He knows how much she loves her daughter-in-law, and she wants to do right by Brando. She always has Sasha’s best interests at heart. Dex comes in, and Sonny motions him over. Sonny tells Gladys that he has some business to take care of. She’d better know what she’s doing. Gladys smiles, and leaves.

Sasha asks, who owns the garage now? and Cody says he really doesn’t want to get anymore involved, but he doesn’t want to lie to her either. He just heard part of a conversation, and really thinks she needs to ask Gladys herself. Sasha says she intends to, and sends a text to Gladys. She says she knows he feels bad, but don’t. She appreciates him being honest with her. At least someone was.

Maxie holds up a binder, and says, the Nurses Ball is back. She wanted to commemorate GH’s 60th anniversary, and celebrate how much GH’s workers have meant to the community. She thought, what better way than the Nurses Ball. Mac says, that is a great idea, and Ned says, normally, he’d say the should skip it – the year of Lucy’s death – but 60 years of General Hospital is too big of an anniversary to ignore. Michael agrees, and Maxie says, since Lucy isn’t here to run things, she’s going to attempt to step into Lucy’s shoes and chair the event. As they can imagine, it’s a big undertaking financially, which is where Michael and Ned come in. Mac says he has some things to take care of, so he’ll leave them to it. He congratulates Willow and Michael again, and leaves. Ned says, whatever Maxie needs, she can count on ELQ and the entire Quartermaine family. She thanks him, and says she imagines things are pretty crazy at ELQ right now, with Valentin being gone also. Of course (🍷), Aurora Media will be at her service. He’s sure Drew will be on board too. She thanks them, and says, they really need sponsors for this event, not to mention musical acts. She looks at Ned, and he says he might be able to help with that, but he has to deal with this text. He leaves, and Willow asks, what about Michael? but he says his performance days are gone, so no thanks. Maxie says, that’s okay. She has a much better plan for him.

Carly thanks Drew for helping, even though he made the mess, and he says he put the mess on the floor. The mess was on the kitchen island from her. She says she doesn’t do a lot of baking or cooking, so she doesn’t see a lot of cleaning up the kitchen in their future. He says, their future; he likes the sound of that. She says, her too, and they kiss. He says he’s confident that his plan to get Charlotte’s ELQ shares and step away from the company is going to pacify Ned, and she says, Ned’s the only person they have to worry about turning them into the SEC, so they’re good.

Ava says, spill it, the dirt on Carly, and Nina says she hasn’t really been able to process it with everything that’s going on with Willow and her new grandchild… Ava says, just tell her. She could use the distraction. Nina says, remember when she told Ava about Drew and Carly hiding whatever’s going on with them? Ava says, vaguely, and Nina says she saw them hugging pretty intimately, and she heard them say they couldn’t show how they really feel about each other in public. Ava wonders why, and Nina says she’s sort of figuring it out, but it’s raising more questions than answers.

Cody sees the paper that dropped on the floor, and picks it up. He wonders if it’s the invoice he was looking for, but he sees it’s his paternity test, and wonders how it got here. He puts it in his pocket, and asks Comet if he’s pulling tricks again, when there’s a knock at the door. It’s Mac.

Gladys asks bartender Jamie why she can’t book a spa appointment from the bar. She really needs a massage. Sasha asks, why is that? Is she stressed out about something? Like Deception?

Drew says, besides Ned, the only people who know he and Carly are romantically involved are people they trust; Sonny, Olivia, Michael, and Joss. The SEC isn’t going to have any reason to look into the timing of their relationship, unless Ned tips them off. Carly says she can’t believe Ned, and Drew says, she’s an investor in Aurora, but the merger never happened. She didn’t actually profit from any inside information, and it was like, six months ago. He thinks they’re good. She says she hears him, but she can’t wrap her head around them being seen as a couple out in public. She’s used to the hiding. The majority of the time they’ve spent together is stolen moments at her house. He says, they’ve been pretty great moments, and she says, amazing moments. She suggests they enjoy the last few moments of secrecy before the whole world finds out, and he says he plans on it, when Josslyn walks in. She apologizes for interrupting, but Drew says he was just getting ready to go. Josslyn tells him not to leave on her account. It looked like they were having a good time. He says he’s going to make sure they have plenty of good times, and leaves. 1) I don’t think the SEC would care if she profited or not, it’s still a crime, and 2) they’ve been together in public plenty. The only difference will be, they’ll be holding hands now.

Dex wonders why Sonny isn’t including him in the Pikeman deal, and Sonny says, if he doesn’t, he’ll have no reason to blame Dex if the deal goes sideways.

Gladys says she doesn’t know what Sasha is talking about; she has the day off work. Sasha says, please don’t tell her that she sold Brando’s garage, and Gladys asks how Sasha heard about that. Sasha says, so it’s true. She actually sold it. Gladys says she did, and Sasha says she can’t believe Gladys would sell her husband’s garage without asking her. Gladys didn’t even tell her. How could she do that? Gladys says, it was time, and Sasha says, Gladys told her that they were going to hold off until she was ready. Gladys tells Sasha that she doesn’t have the final say; the court put her in charge. Sasha says, forget about the damn court. They had an arrangement as family, and in the spirit of that arrangement, Gladys should have consulted with her. Gladys had no right to sell Brando’s garage behind her back. Gladys says she was just trying to do what’s best, and Sasha asks, how was that best for her? Gladys says, it’s not all about Sasha. She did it for herself.

Cody asks what brings Mac here, and Mac says he had some police business with the Quartermaines and thought he’d visit. Cody reached out a few times, and he feels bad for not responding. Cody says he thought Mac might want to talk after what he went through with Ryan Chamberlain. It’s dumb. Mac’s a cop, and obviously dealt with killing a criminal before, so he’s sorry if it seemed like he was hounding Mac. Mac says he should have called Cody back, but Cody says he’s not much of a talker either, especially when it comes to emotional stuff. When he has a lot of things on his mind, he tends to hop on the back of a horse and go for a ride. Did Mac ever try it? Mac says, in his younger days, he spent some time at a ranch in the Outback. Cody asks why he stopped riding, and Mac says he hasn’t had much of an opportunity since he left Australia. Cody says, there’s nothing like it, and Mac says, something tells him that he couldn’t get this old leg over the saddle. It’s not like riding a bike. Cody says, of course (🍷) it is. Horses are just like giant bikes with minds of their own. Mac says, those were the days. Riding out into the bush with his friends, and at the end of the day, go to the pub and put back a few Bludger pale ales. Cody says, Mac drinks Bludgers? and Mac says, Cody’s heard of them? Cody says he did a stunt gig with a guy from Australia, and that’s all he drank. Cody developed a taste for them. Mac says he didn’t think anyone in the United States drank them, and Cody says, don’t tell Mama Q, but he might have put a case of Bludgers on the grocery order. He still has a couple. Does Mac want one? Mac says he’s off the clock.

Michael says, Aurora Media will be at Maxie’s disposal for the Nurses Ball, and he’ll make a personal donation as well. She thanks him, and says, she’s not just here for the money. Don’t get her wrong; she’s taking the donation. But she was hoping he’d join the planning committee. He says, she’s kidding. What about Brook? She’s the one with entertainment experience. Maxie says, but he’s a respected figure in the community. He has tons of connections to local businesses because of his work at Aurora and ELQ. Not to mention, both sides of his family have close relationships with the hospital, so he’s just the person she needs for this committee. Willow says, it is a good cause, and he says, it’s a great cause. It’s just he can’t with everything that’s going on right now. Willow says, before he rules it out, she thinks he should consider it.

Drew comes in, and Ned says he should warn him. Maxie is in there hustling up support for the Nurses Ball. Drew says, hard to imagine without Lucy, but he’s sure Maxie will do a wonderful job. Ned agrees, and Drew says, the family managed to come together for Willow and Michael’s sake, but obviously ELQ is still the elephant in the room. He’s got a proposal to make all this tension a thing of the past.

Nina tells Ava, something’s wrong; Sasha’s not happy. Ava looks over at Sasha arguing with Gladys, and asks if Nina is going to go talk to her, but Nina says, not right now. Sasha knows she’s there for her. If Sasha needs her, she knows where to find her. Ava says, then back to Carly, and Nina says she’s never thrilled when Carly and Sonny have an interaction, but she’s come to terms with the fact that, unfortunately, Carly is always going to have a presence in their lives. And despite her feelings for Carly, she can’t really blame Sonny for wanting to protect her, especially from the Feds. She is his ex-wife. Ava says, so Ned has some kind of trouble that could get Carly and Drew in trouble with the SEC. She wonders what it could be, but Nina has no idea. Ava says, they’re smart; they’ll figure it out. She knows Carly and Drew woudn’t keep their relationship quiet to spare anyone’s feelings. There’s got to be a compelling reason that they’re not going public. Nina wonders if the legal consequences Sonny mentioned could involve jail time. She’s guessing fines woudn’t matter with the Quartermaine money, but what she doesn’t get is the secrecy. The reason Nina owns half this hotel is because Carly was trying to help out Drew and Michael during that whole Aurora/ELQ merger. Ava says, that’s it. She knows what Carly and Drew are so afraid of.

Sonny says he’s leaving Dex out of the Pikeman deal because he sees Dex has potential, and wants to bring him up in the business. He wants to make sure Dex does it well. Dex says he appreciates the faith, but he’d think if Sonny saw potential, Sonny would want to give him more responsibility, not leave him out. Sonny says he just needs to be careful how he brings Dex up, because if the deal goes south, he’ll know Dex had nothing to do with it. Dex says, makes sense, and Sonny says, that doesn’t mean Dex still can’t help him.

Michael agrees the Nurses Ball is a worthy cause, and under normal circumstances, he’d do it in a heartbeat. But Willow’s bone marrow transplant is coming up… Willow says, they can’t do anything about that except wait, and he says, what about the wedding? She says she has the wedding under control, along with help from his mom, his sister, Sasha, Brook, and Olivia. Michael says, what about their newborn baby? and Willow says, they’re lucky enough to have help. Maxie says, it sounds like he’s out of excuses, and Willow says, the community really needs this, and so does she. Do it for her?

Cody and Mac clink bottles, and Mac says, this brings him back. Cody says, him too. It reminds him of simpler times in his life. Mac wonders when things got so complicated, and Cody says he can only imagine how difficult it must be, having to take someone’s life in the line of duty. Mac says he’s been a cop for about 30 years. Killing Ryan, even though it’s not the first time he’s had to take a life while on the job, this was different. He and Ryan had a complicated history. This was a man who terrorized his family for decades because of his obsession with Felicia, but he was also the twin brother of Mac’s best friend, Doc. Even as twisted and downright evil as Ryan could be, it wasn’t that many years ago, Ryan actually managed to switch places with Doc. He had Doc locked up and drugged up in Ferncliff Asylum. Ryan pretended to be Doc. Cody says, this guy sounds degenerate, malevolent, nasty, and a real piece of work pretty messed up, and Mac says, he was, but he was also Doc’s brother. He doesn’t think Doc ever gave up hope that Ryan would change one day, but that day will never come because Mac killed him. Cody says, Mac did that to save Ava and himself, and Mac says he knows they’re all better off, and the shooting was justified, but he killed his best friend’s twin brother, and he knows in some small way, Doc still loved Ryan. He hates that he caused his friend any pain. Cody says, sometimes it’s easier to talk about heavy stuff with someone you barely know, and Mac says he’s glad they’re getting to know each other. They clink bottles again, and Cody says, him too.

Gladys says, the truth is, she had every right to sell the garage, not just as Sasha’s guardian, but as Brando’s mother who’s grieving him. Sasha says she’s grieving him too, and Gladys says she knows. She’s sorry for the tough time Sasha had, but the guardianship has protected her in way she doesn’t even know. She has no idea what it’s like trying to manage all these finances. Getting bills every single month, for the garage, each one with Brando’s name on it, and then there’s when Chamber of Commerce calls the office phone and asks for Mr. Corbin. She gets faced with daily reminders that Brando isn’t here with them anymore. Sasha says she had no idea. Why didn’t Gladys tell her any of this? Gladys says, because her job is to literally protect Sasha as her guardian. Sasha lost her husband; she lost her son. It’s been hard on her too. So she needed to get rid of the garage for many reasons; not the least of which is getting on with her life. She’s sorry if that makes Sasha hate her. It’s just a chance she had to take.

Drew tells Ned, Valentin’s death opens the possibility to get ELQ back in Quartermaine control. Ned says, technically, it’s in Quartermaine control now, and Drew says, Ned is CEO, but this is an opportunity for the family to regain majority ownership of the company. Valentin’s stock went to Charlotte, which means Laura controls it. He’s sure they can negotiate to reacquire the stock that Valentin poached from them. (I’m not so sure about that, but go on.) Ned says, so Drew and Michael can ice him out again? and Drew says, Valentin drove a wedge between them, but he’s gone. The way he sees it, it’s a chance for them to start over. So in the interest of putting the family back together, he’s willing to step away from ELQ entirely. Ned says he honestly wasn’t expecting that, and Drew says, he’ll run Aurora full time; he’s okay with that. The most important thing is making this family a united front again. Last summer, they were all at each other’s throats, then they came together for Willow, and it reminded him how right it feels for them to all be on the same team. He knows they’re Quartermaines, and they’re going to bicker and backstab, but at the end of the day, when it matters, they band together. They have to do whatever they have to in order to make this family whole again, and part of that is to get ELQ back. So what does Ned say?

Ava says, Carly invested in Aurora when the plan was to merge that company with ELQ, and Nina says, right, to get ELQ under the Quartermaines’ control. It was Drew and Michael’s plan and when Carly tried to help them, she invested heavily. When the merger didn’t happen, she lost it all. Ava says, but if Carly bought Aurora’s stock knowing there was a merger on the horizon, isn’t that insider trading? And she and Drew could be open to prosecution if anybody finds out. Nina says, that’s why they have to keep their relationship at a distance, because they don’t want anyone investigating to think they discuss these sensitive business matters. Otherwise, they’re facing jail time.

Dex says, anything Sonny needs, he’s good for it, and Sonny says he wants to take Dex to the warehouse where the Pikeman shipment is going to be stored. He’s not going to tell Dex when it’s going to land; the date’s been changed. Dex asks, why take him to the warehouse? and Sonny says he wants Dex’s assessment of the place. He wants to see how good Dex identifies vulnerabilities. Sonny says, think of it as training, and leaves, Dex following.

Josslyn says, sorry for crashing Carly’s time with Drew, but Carly says, this is Josslyn’s home. She’s always happy to see her. Josslyn says she knows, but Carly and Drew don’t get to spend a ton of time together since they have to keep things on the downlow. Carly says, that may be changing, and Josslyn says she’s so happy to hear that. Carly says, it’s still in the works, but she’s cautiously optimistic. Josslyn says she hopes it works out. Carly deserves to show the world how happy Drew makes her. Carly says, so does Josslyn. A secret relationship’s a lot of fun, but it comes with baggage. Josslyn says, and we’re back to Dex, and Carly says, she’s Josslyn’s mom, and she’s always going to want to protect Josslyn and stop her from getting hurt. Forget about what Sonny would do if he found out Josslyn has been seeing Dex behind his back, but Josslyn grew up in that world. She saw Carly deal with it every day. Is she sure she wants that for herself? Josslyn says, Dex is planning on getting out of Sonny’s organization, and Carly asks if Josslyn is going to hang her future on a vague promise. Josslyn flashes back to Dex saying, option three. He gets evidence on Sonny, turns it over to his real boss, who turns it over to the Feds. Sonny goes to prison; he’s in the clear. Josslyn says, option three it is, and he says, no matter what happens, he can’t walk away from her. Josslyn tells Carly, it’s not like that. Dex has a real plan. Carly says, like what?

Ned says, Drew brings up some good points, and Drew says, it’s a win-win for Ned. They regain Valentin’s stock and he extracts himself from ELQ. Ned says, Drew’s given him a lot to think about.

Willow says, if Michael helps plan the Nurses Ball, it will give them something to look forward to. They won’t be focusing on the transplant, and have something positive to pour their energy into. Something that benefits them, GH, and the entire city. He asks how he can say no to that, and Maxie says, awesome, and thanks him. Their first meeting is tomorrow, and she’ll call him tonight to go over the details. She jets, and Willow thanks Michael. He says, she’s his world. There isn’t anything he wouldn’t do for her. They kiss.

Mac asks if Cody is up for another one, and Cody says, no reason not to. He gets up, and Mac says he thinks Cody dropped something. He picks up the paternity test, and starts to unfold it. Like people do when it’s not their stuff.

Sasha says she doesn’t hate Gladys, and Gladys thanks her. Sasha says, but she doesn’t like that Gladys went behind her back, and Gladys says, understood. Sasha says she gets where Gladys was coming from, and she’s probably right. Left to her own devices, Sasha probably would never have parted ways with the garage. She couldn’t bear it. I guess running it as a profitable business wasn’t an option? Gladys says, just so Sasha knows, it wasn’t easy for her either, and Sasha says she guesses in maybe a not-so-good way, it worked out for the best. Instead of hanging over them, the garage is gone, and they’re forced to move forward. Gladys says she sees why her son fell for Sasha, and Sasha starts to cry. She says she misses him, and Gladys says she does too. They hug.

Nina says, Ava’s theory is good, but that’s all it is; a theory. Ava says, a theory that can turn the tables. Nina has important information about Carly, just like Carly had important information about her. The question is, what is she going to do with it?

Josslyn says, Carly and Drew are figuring out a way they can be together out in the open. She and Dex want that too, and she knows Dex is going to get out of the mob for good. Carly says she knows Josslyn believes that, and Dex probably believes he can leave that world, but take it from someone who has been very close to it most of her life, once you’re in, it’s really hard to leave. Josslyn says, but it is possible, and Carly says, it is, but the way out is usually death.

Sonny and Dex go into the warehouse, and Dex says, Sonny is going to have to put up cameras outside. Someone trains a gun on Dex, and Sonny says he’s got somebody on that, and Dex says, ports of entry? Dex realizes there’s a gun with a gun above them, and pushes Sonny down as the guy shoots.

On Monday, Victor says, he and Elizabeth are finished when he says they are; Cody says he’s the last person Mac should be helping; Josslyn tells Carly that Dex is willing to do what it takes; and Dex tells Sonny, the longer they stay here, the worse their chances.

Already Making Friends…

Special K? Really? By next year, she’ll be running the place, and have a Ponzi scheme involving the commissary.

https://people.com/tv/jen-shah-adjusting-to-life-in-prison-second-journal-entry/

🍸 And It’s Just the Beginning…

You’d think this was the biggest news since the moon landing. No kidding she was a wolf in sheep’s clothing. I can’t even fathom having an affair with a friend’s boyfriend, and looking them in the face every day.

If LVP says it, it must be true.

I forgot all about Miami Girl.

https://www.etonline.com/vanderpump-rules-star-tom-sandoval-threatens-to-stop-filming-after-scene-with-raquel-leviss-200441

🍹 Charming Taylor…

Does he have BDE? I just don’t get it. And this show is way too incestuous.

🏆 About Uncle Oscar…

The nominees. I’m kind of surprised about Everything Everywhere All At Once. Don’t get me wrong. It was an amazing film, although a long way of basically telling me to be nice and find happiness in the small things. But it doesn’t seem like the kind of film that becomes so mainstream.

https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/24/entertainment/oscar-nominations-list-2023/index.html

How to watch. (Turn on TV or streaming service. Watch.)

https://people.com/movies/oscars-2023-how-to-watch-what-to-expect/

The carpet.

https://people.com/movies/oscars-2023-red-carpet-wont-be-red-this-year-details/

The gift bags. My God how I want one of these.

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/03/10/2023-oscars-gift-bag-whats-inside.html

No Gaga. Hey, she’s a busy woman.

https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Culture/lady-gaga-perform-2023-oscars/story?id=97740301

Break points.

https://people.com/movies/oscars-2023-best-actors-nominees-big-breaks/

🐱 Viva Las Gato…

What are the odds the next guest would be a vet?

https://people.com/pets/lost-cat-found-in-las-vegas-hotel-room/

🥠 Quotes of the Week

We must develop and maintain the capacity to forgive. He who is devoid of the power to forgive is devoid of the power to love. There is some good in the worst of us and some evil in the best of us. When we discover this, we are less prone to hate our enemies. – Martin Luther King, Jr.

I have learned silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet, strange, I am ungrateful to those teachers. – Kahlil Gibran

If you’re trying to achieve, there will be road blocks. I’ve had them; everybody has had them. But obstacles don’t have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don’t turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it. – Michael Jordan (Or kick it down.)

If you are insecure, guess what? The rest of the world is too. Do not overestimate the competition and underestimate yourself. You are better than you think. – T. Harv Eker

Apologizing does not always mean that you’re wrong and the other person is right. It just means that you value your relationship more than your ego. – Unknown

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.Ralph Waldo Emerson

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. – Dr. Seuss

In the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years. – Abraham Lincoln

Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not. – Oscar Wilde

Life is a long lesson in humility. – James M. Barrie

Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. – Thomas A. Edison

In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on. – Robert Frost

I think you’re Mozart. – Amy Slaton, 1000-Lb. Sisters, referring to her son’s painting

💌 And the Award Goes To…

Make a return trip on Monday for some soap, what’s on Deck, and smack talk about the awful people on Summer House. Until then, stay safe, stay surrounding yourself with those who uplift you, and stay remembering, a secret relationship’s a lot of fun, but it comes with baggage.

February 16, 2023 – Ryan’s Road Trip Officially Starts, Tough Homecoming, I Know Him, Returning Quintet, Worse Than Teresa, Salty Ink, Raquel & Lean

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What I Watched Today

(rambling, random thoughts & annoyingly detailed recaps from real time TV watching)

General Hospital

Maggie tells Dante the pub is closed, and she’s on her way home, but he asks to speak to her a minute. She says, they already talked, and she doesn’t know what more he needs from her. He says he’s looking to get some answers about Esme Prince.

Seeing the guard with the knife sticking out of his back, Esme screams, and Heather puts her hand over Esme’s mouth. Heather says, it’s going to be all right. Trust her.

Ava comes in the door to Windymere, and gets a text from Austin: Ready when you are. She flashes back to locking Nikolas’s body in the tack closet, and turning around to see Austin. She texts back: It’s time.

Sonny tells Nina that the reception seemed a little tense at the end. Portia seemed nervous about Trina. Nina says, any complication Portia and Trina have can’t hold a candle to her and Willow’s. Willow doesn’t want her at the hospital. Sonny gets a call from Brick, and Nina says, business?

Terry says she was impressed that Elizabeth stepped in for Trina, and Drew says, at least Trina made it back for the bouquet, so it all worked out.

Elizabeth asks if everything is okay with Trina, and Portia says she’s sure Trina is just tired. She thanks Elizabeth and Finn for coming, and Elizabeth for her beautiful speech. Honestly, I either missed something big there or they’re wowed easily. Portia tells Curtis that she’s going to check on Trina.

Portia tells Trina that she has the bouquet, but don’t get any ideas, and Trina just looks at her. Portia asks if she’s okay.

Maggie says she told Dante before, she doesn’t know any Esme Prince. He says, Esme needs her help. She’s in prison, and she’s pregnant. Maggie says she can’t help him. Please leave. He says he traveled a long way. He can’t leave until he gets some answers. She tells him, have a seat then, and they go inside. She says she’s grabbing a pint, and asks if he’d like stout or ale. He tells her, stout, and sits down. She picks up a cricket bat from under the bar. She comes up behind Dante, raising the bat, but he jumps up and stops her, taking it. She tries to run out, but Sam is at the door, and says, Maggie Fitzgerald. They need to talk.

Sonny steps away to take the call, when Josslyn comes back in. She tells Drew that she was looking for Trina and Spencer, but doesn’t see them. She’s here by herself. He says he’s flying solo too, and she says, they both know he shouldn’t be.

At the MetroCourt restaurant, Mac tells Felicia that he has to cut their date night short. Things are busy at work. She tells him not to apologize; she doesn’t need grand romantic gestures. He says he loves her very much, and she says she loves him too, and they kiss. He says, she’s been pretty busy herself. He’s not too preoccupied to notice she’s been slipping out for hours at night on secret missions. Something to do with Anna? She says, if her missions are so secret, he knows she can’t give him the details, and he says, understood. Just be careful. She says, always, and asks, what about The Hook investigation? but he says, so far only dead ends. They’d hoped Heather would make good on her promise to get Ryan to open up. It was a long shot, but Heather was stalling. Her time’s up. She’s going back to D’Archam.

Ryan says, first, they have to dispose of this body, so he needs another hand (BA-DUM-CHH!). Heather struggles to keep Esme quiet, and tells him, they’ll need his clothes. Go ahead and strip.

Ava let’s Austin in, and says, shall we? but he says, nope, not yet. She says, he’s the one who insisted on moving Nikolas at night; it’s dark and rainy. No more putting this off. It’s time she rids herself of her husband for good, and bury the past.

Curtis asks if everything is all right, and Portia says, they’re fine. He tells Trina that her mother was concerned when she missed the toast. Where’d she go? Was Spencer with her? Trina says, she and Spencer were together, but this has nothing to do with him. It has everything to do with Portia. Portia says she doesn’t know what’s happening here, but Trina missed everything, and Trina says, Portia’s been hiding something important from her. Curtis suggests they take this down a notch. He’s sure it’s just a misunderstanding. Portia thinks they should take it elsewhere, but Trina says, Portia knows it doesn’t just have to do with her. Taggert tells Trina, this is no way to talk to her mother, but Trina says, he doesn’t know what’s going on. Portia tells Taggert that she’s fine, and asks Trina to come figure this out. She reaches out, but Trina steps back, and says, fine. Let’s go. Curtis says he’ll come with them, but Portia says, this might be a mother/daughter situation. She’ll talk to Trina alone. He says, she’s got this, and she follows Trina out.

Austin says he wants to make sure they have their heads on straight, since there’s no margin for error, and Ava says she knows that. They have to move Nikolas before Elizabeth’s guilty conscience brings the cops here. He says, Ava seems a little overwhelmed, and she says, maybe that’s because she’s just been to a wedding when her husband’s dead body is lying in the stables because of her. She had to face his mother, his son, and this whole town, and pretend to be fine. She’s not fine. She didn’t want her marriage to end in vengeance and death. She loved her husband. Austin says he’s sure she did; this is a horrible situation. Ava says, it is what it is. There’s only one thing to do now. He says, maybe not tonight when she’s all worked up, but she says she’s Ava Jerome. She knows how to handle herself in situations like this. The only reason she needs his help is because burying a body in Pine Barrens is a two-man job. She asks if he’s backing out, but he says he’s all in. He’s asking an honest question for two reasons. He doesn’t want larger emotions to kick in when they’re in the thick of things; he doesn’t want to get caught. The second reason is, he’s concerned and curious. Is she actually all right? She says, no, she’s not, and she doesn’t know if she ever will be again.

Finn says, Terry and Yuri were really tearing it up out there, and Yuri says he was a dancer in Belarus. Terry asks why Elizabeth wasn’t out there, and Elizabeth says she wasn’t up for it. Finn says, she kept him company on the sidelines, and Terry tells Yuri that she’d love a glass of water. Elizabeth says, the same actually, and Finn and Yuri go to the bar. Terry says, Finn and Elizabeth seem on better terms, and Elizabeth says, it was awkward after the break-up, but they’re committed to being friends for Violet’s sake. Terry says she’s seen the looks they’ve been giving. Maybe their feelings for each other aren’t completely gone.

On the phone, Sonny tells Brick, all he knows is how big the shipment is, and when it’s going to be delivered. He just needs Brick to work his contacts for security. He needs to know who’s buying what Pikeman is selling, especially without official record… Whatever he can find out. The sooner the better. He thanks Brick.

Mac tells Felicia that he should be heading to Spring Ridge, and make sure the transport is ready for Heather in the morning. She says she’s not thrilled about him being involved with another prison transport, but he says he has to make sure it goes off without a hitch. Most of them do, but since she got free on the last one, he can’t be too careful. He may be late; don’t wait up. She says, since things weren’t successful, where does that leave things with Ryan? and Mac says, he’s not giving up. He knows in his gut Ryan is involved in this. How the hell does his victim’s earring end up on Rory Cabrera; that’s not a coincidence. Felicia agrees, and says she thinks she has a way to get Ryan to give them some answers. Let her talk to him.

Heather continues to struggle with Esme, telling her to calm down; it’s bad for the baby. Esme almost slips Heather’s grip, but Heather grabs her back. She says she knows Esme is scared, but she has to do what Ryan says. He’s a dangerous lunatic, but Heather is going to take care of her, she promises. Just do what Ryan says, and they’ll be okay. Ryan comes back, and says, they don’t have much time before the guards realize they aren’t in their rooms. They’ve got to move. He looks at Esme, and says he wishes she could remember who she really is. Not some pathetic, trembling creature. You’re tough, you’re tenacious, you’re a genius. And you’re my daughter. Esme screams, nooo! and he says, they’ve got to go. Heather says, road trip’s started, and Ryan says, ladies first. Heather leads Esme away. He looks through the window into his cell, where the guard’s body sits in his chair, and follows.

Maggie says, don’t hurt her, but Sam says, they don’t want to hurt her. They just want to talk. She tells Dante, according to the woman at the B&B, this is Maggie. Dante asks why she lied to them, and Sam asks what she’s afraid of. Dante says, or is it who? Sam introduces herself, and says she’s a private investigator; and Dante introduces himself, showing Maggie his PCPD badge. Maggie says, forgive her. No one’s talked to her about Esme since she’s been here. Now they come up with that cockamamie story about her being pregnant and in prison. Dante says, it’s not a story; she’s pregnant and in prison. Maggie asks, what happened? Did her father lead her into trouble? Dante says, that’s complicated, but she’s been accused of some pretty serious crimes, that she didn’t commit, and unfortunately some that she did. Sam says, she had a pretty horrible accident, and lost her memory, andDante asks if Maggie and Esme have a close relationship. Maggie says, they did, and he says, she might be the only person who could exonerate Esme. Will she help them?

Mac says, absolutely not. He’s not subjecting Felicia to Ryan Chamberlain. She says, he asked Ava, but he says, Ava’s different. She says, because she’s not your wife? and he says, maybe. When he and Doc approached Ava, they wanted information on Esme; they didn’t suspect Chamberlain’s involvement. This is too dangerous. He may not be physically attacking his victims, but signs point to his involvement. He doesn’t want her in Ryan’s crosshairs. He couldn’t live with himself if something happened to her. They’ll get Ryan another way. She says she understands. She hopes he’s not too late coming back from Spring Ridge. It’s still Valentine’s Day after all. He says, all the more reason to get a move on, kisses her, and leaves. She makes a call, and leaves a messages for Anna, saying, she might be late getting to the house. There’s a stop she has to make.

Marshall says, whatever is going on, Trina and Portia will sort it out, and Taggert says, when Trina got back, something was definitely off. He knows his daughter. Curtis says he’s going to get answers, and heads in Spencer’s direction. Spencer sends Trina a text, asking if she’s okay, and looks up to see Curtis, Marshall, and Taggert. Curtis asks where he was with Trina, and what it has to do with her being mad at her mom.

In Portia’s room, she asks what all this is about, and Trina says, she went to see Stella. She was going to convince Stella to come to the wedding if she felt up to it. But it turns out, Stella wasn’t sick; she just didn’t want to be there. Judging by the look on Portia’s face, she knew that already. Portia says she suspected, and Trina says, she didn’t understand. Stella was so excited about the wedding, she flew back from England early. Then she missed the wedding. When Trina asked her, she said she couldn’t come in good conscience; that there’s something Portia is keeping from her and Curtis. When she pushed Stella, she said Trina had to ask Portia. So she’s asking the mom she’s looked up to her entire life, what is Portia keeping from her?

Ava tells Austin, the one thing that scares her to her core is the thought of losing her child. She can’t live through that again. She doesn’t know how she did the first time. So when Nikolas threatened to take Avery, she panicked. She couldn’t let him leave, and wanted to stop him. She didn’t want to kill him. She has a job to do before Elizabeth goes to the cops, because she will not be separated from her child. He says, let’s go do what we have to do, when the doorbell rings. Ava says she’ll get rid of whoever it is, and meet him in the stables. He leaves, and she opens the door to find Felicia on the porch.

Mac is driving, and sees something up ahead. He says, what the…?

Felicia apologizes for just stopping by and asks Ava if she can come in. Ava says, it’s not a good time, but Felicia says, it’s about Ryan Chamberlain.

Mac stops the car and gets out. Heather is walking with Esme in the road, and he asks if they need help. They turn around, and Mac is like, whaat?

Sonny comes back to the table, and Nina says she saw his face when Brick called. It was enough to make her concerned. He says he can handle himself, but she says, promise her that he’ll be extra careful. He says he promises.

Elizabeth tells Terry that Finn’s always been there for her, and she’s grateful that hasn’t changed. A part of her will always love him. Terry says, they’ve been through enough to test anyone, but the fact they can still remain friends… Maybe they’ll find their way back to each other? Elizabeth doesn’t think that’s in the cards, but wishes things could be different.

Yuri asks Finn why he and Elizabeth are no longer, and Finn says, things just got complicated. Yuri says, life is complicated. Love is not… with the right person. Finn says, if only that were true, and looks at Elizabeth.

Spencer says, Curtis will have to talk to Trina, but Taggert says, Trina’s not here; Spencer is. Spencer says, it’s really not his place, and Marshall says, there’s a time and a place for chivalry; this ain’t it. Curtis says, start talking, and Spencer says, he and Trina went to see Stella. Curtis asks, why?

Trina says, after she found out about Portia’s affair, they promised to be open. She’d thought it was a turning point. Portia says, it was. She felt awful that Trina didn’t trust her, and thought they worked through that. Trina asks, then why won’t Portia tell her what Stella’s talking about? Is it really bad? They sit on the bed, and Portia says, she told Trina that her dad’s work put a strain on their marriage, and how lonely and depressed she was, always feeling like she came in second to his job. That’s when Curtis came into her life. Trina says, Stella implied that Portia and Curtis’s relationship had something to do with what Portia’s keeping from her. Did something else happen? Portia says, Curtis found out she was married, and ended things. She was heartbroken, but went back to Trina’s father. She was determined to make things work. Trina asks if Portia stopped loving Taggert, and Portia says she just wanted to be a priority to him. She thinks he sensed she was struggling, because he started to put more of an effort into their marriage, and she felt like everything was going to work out. Weeks later, she found out she was pregnant. Trina gets up and says, oh my God, and Portia says, Trina doesn’t understand, but Trina says she does understand. Portia had an affair, and got pregnant. Is Portia saying Curtis is her father?

Maggie says she stopped being Esme’s nanny, but never stopped caring about her, and Sam wonders why Maggie thought they were setting a trap for her. Maggie says she hasn’t heard from Esme in some time, and when they turned up asking questions, she assumed the worst. She was afraid Esme’s father had taken her, and sent them to make sure she never said a word about him. Ever since Esme tracked him down, she’s been living in fear of him finding her. Sam says, she knows who Esme’s father is? and Dante says, they’d like to talk to him. He could be the key to proving Esme didn’t commit these crimes. Maggie asks what Esme is being accused of, and Sam says, there’s a serial killer terrorizing Port Charles, but Maggie says, it can’t be Esme. Dante says, that’s what they’re trying to prove, so if she could just tell them his name…

Heather says, thank God Mac found them, and Mac draws his gun, saying, on your knees, hands in the air. Esme begs him to help her, and he says, hands in the air where he can see them. Heather says, Mac doesn’t understand. He made them do this. Mac is about to make a call, when Ryan hits him with a crowbar, and he falls to the ground. Esme says, no, and Ryan says, now that felt good. Hello, Mac. What a delight to find you here. Esme cries.

Ava says, Felicia has her attention, and Felicia says, Ava was working with the PCPD to get information on Ryan about Esme. Is she interested in doing that again? Ava says, no, but Felicia says, the PCPD has reason to believe Ryan is involved with The Hook murders. An earring from one of Ryan’s victims was found on Rory Cabrera’s person, like a calling card. Ava asks how it would be possible for Ryan to attack her; he’s a vegetable. Felicia says, chances are, Ryan is the mastermind and using someone else to do the footwork. She and Ava know where his weak spots are, and can get him to give them something that might point to his accomplice. If they work together, they can get to him.

Heather pushes Esme into the backseat of Mac’s car, and Esme begs, please. She wants to go home. Heather says, it will be all right, and Esme asks, what’s happening? Heather gets in the driver’s seat, and blows the horn. Ryan stands over Mac with the crowbar, and says he has to make sure Mac can’t follow him, but Heather says, they’re stealing his car. She thinks they’re okay. Ryan says, it’s like kismet, him coming along, when an alarm goes off. Heather says, Spring Ridge knows they’re not in their rooms. Any minute, they’re going to find the guard, and find them. Move it. He says, all right, throws down the crowbar, and says, it’s no fun if you can’t see the life leave their eyes anyway. The alarm continues, and Heather says, let’s get this road trip started. Ryan says, after one more stop, and gets in.

Spencer says, Trina felt Stella should be at the wedding, and Curtis says, his Aunt Stella is sick. Spencer says, Trina thought she could convince Stella if she felt up to it, but they found out Stella was never sick. She just said that to get out of coming to the wedding. Curtis asks why she’d do that, but Spencer says he doesn’t know. Curtis says, Spencer is starting to work his nerves, but Spencer says, Curtis has to talk to Trina. This concerns very personal family information, to which he is not privy, so if they’ll excuse him… He leaves, and Curtis calls Stella, but she doesn’t pick up. Marshall says, Stella is avoiding Curtis’s calls? None of this makes any sense. Why would Stella lie to avoid Curtis’s wedding? Taggert thinks Portia and Trina have been gone long enough.

Trina tells Portia to be honest with her. Is Curtis her father? Portia says she’s sorry. She doesn’t know. Trina says, but he could be… He might be. Portia says, yes, and Trina starts to cry. Portia says, Trina’s dad had come home from work, and she’d just taken a pregnancy test. He was so happy and excited, and she was thrilled. Instantly, Trina was their whole world, and it was like a new beginning for them; a new family, and that’s all she ever really wanted. And Curtis was out of her life by his choice. She was back with her husband, and things were so much better. In their hearts, Trina was their child, and at the time, she didn’t see the point in finding out who was her biological father. Trina says, she’s a doctor. She didn’t see the point? Portia let her live her whole life as a lie. Portia says, no. Taggert is her father in every way; DNA doesn’t change that. Trina asks if her dad knows, but Portia says she never told him or Curtis. Trina says, Portia kept this to herself when this huge secret effects all of their lives. This is her identity, and Portia had no right to keep it from her. Portia says she didn’t want to upset Trina or her life. Maybe she was fooling herself, thinking this day would never come, but there’s still every chance Taggert is her father. True, she wanted to spare Trina the pain… Trina says, no. Portia wanted to spare herself. Portia says she’s sorry she kept this from Trina. She’s sorry about it all. She knows this is turning Trina’s life upside down, but she and Trina’s father love her so much. And every choice she’s made from the second she knew she was pregnant with Trina has been for Trina. Trina asks, how she can believe anything Portia says? How can Portia say she loves her, when Portia’s kept this from her for her entire life?

Nina meets Sonny at the elevator, and he asks if she changed her mind about going to GH. She says she doesn’t think her heart can take it, and asks if they can just go home. He says he’d do anything for her, and she says, that’s what gets her through all of this.

Terry and Yuri leave, and Finn guesses it’s time to call it a night. Elizabeth probably wants to get home to the boys. She says, all that’s waiting for her is an empty home; Jake and Aiden are with friends, and Cameron’s at his dorm. Finn suggests they go for a cup of coffee, and Elizabeth says, that sounds really nice.

Josslyn asks Spencer, what happened with him and Trina? She saw them leave, and when they came back, Trina seemed upset. Did he do something? He says, this time, he can guarantee he had nothing to do with it. She asks if Trina’s okay, but he says he has absolutely no idea.

Portia says she knows Trina can’t comprehend this right now, but at the time, she thought she was doing the best thing for all of them. Trina says, Portia was doing what was best for herself. Not for her, or her dad, or even Curtis. She thought it was bad enough Portia cheated on her dad – the man who will always be her dad, but may not be her father. It kills her that Portia hurt him again. She can’t do this. She has to get out of here. Portia tries to stop her, but Trina says she can’t even look at Portia right now. She doesn’t know who she is right now, and sure as hell doesn’t know who Portia is. She opens the door, and Curtis and Taggert are there. Soap looks all around.

Maggie tells Dante and Sam, her father is the devil incarnate. She tried to warn Esme. She told Esme that she’d be far better off without him, but she was always desperate to know her parents. Dante asks, who is he? They need a name. Sam says, please. They might be able to save her. Maggie says, his name is Chamberlain. Ryan Chamberlain.

Ava tells Felicia that she’s in, and Felicia says, she won’t regret it. Ava says, if Ryan is behind her attack, it will be her pleasure to take him down, but she can’t do it tonight. She has other priorities. Felicia says, so does she, and Ava walks her to the door. Ava says, they’ll talk about the details tomorrow, and Felicia tells her, have a good evening. Ava opens the door, and Ryan is there.

Tomorrow, Curtis says, Portia is actually justifying her lie; Anna says, they wait to hear from Valentin’s contact, then make their next move; and Ryan says, two for the price of one.

🏥 Sad Return…

Magic Milo comes back for Sonja Eddy’s tribute episode.

🤔 Big Duh To Me…

I thought I knew him from somewhere. He was Jeffrey on The Haves and The Have Nots. I guess I didn’t recognize him without all the angst.

🔙 Five Reappearing…

Throwing a bone to the Y&R fans.

🍹 Check Your Sources…

Highly doubtful Caroline A) drank four shots of tequila, and B) kissed back. The common denominator seems to be that Brandi thinks everyone wants her, and I demand a recount about Denise. Anyone who would slap LVP is capable of anything.

🧂 Prison Prep…

As one does before arriving at one’s cellblock.

That’s a big-ass tattoo.

👠 Celebrating Her Life…

What’s funny is, even though she’s been around my whole life, I haven’t seen many of her movies. I’ve always been a fan of Kansas City Bomber, but I might be the only one.

https://people.com/movies/raquel-welch-dead-life-in-photos/

⛺️ Singing Around the Campfire…

If you come back tomorrow, I promise you soap, a spot of tea, a blob of wisdom, and a splash of music to send you off to whatever the next few days hold for you. Until then, stay safe, stay paying attention to those otherwise invisible, and stay not taking any road trips with the devil incarnate.